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What “The Sex Talk” Looks Like Now – Alternatino

August 20, 2019


[gentle music] – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on just a minute there,
buster. – Dad, I’m supposed
to pick up Emily in, like, ten minutes.
I got to go. – Well, Emily can wait
for a little bit, can’t she? You got a minute to talk
to your old man, don’t you? Have a seat. [groans] ♪ ♪ You know, son,
you’re not a kid anymore. – Oh, no.
I go to health class, Dad. I already know all this stuff. – Well, they don’t teach you
about everything in health class,
okay, Mr. Smarty-pants? So just listen. When boys and girls
get a little older, they start getting interested
in one another, right? – I know, and nonbinary people, agender, intergender FTX, genderfluid people… – What? – There’s more than just
boys and girls now, Dad, and they’re not girls.
They’re women. – Yeah, okay, sure.
[clears throat] My point is that… Sex is a–
it’s a very important decision. – How are you defining sex? Sex is different things
to different people. – Mm, I guess when– when a penis goes
into a vagina. – What if there’s two men
or two women, or more? – More?
– How would you define sex with multiple simultaneous
partners, or what if somebody’s
undergone genital reconstruction, or is intersex? – No, but I’m just talking
about normal, straight– – “Normal”?
Come on, Dad. – Okay, here we go.
Let me ask you this. Son, are you attracted
to women? – Yes, but I’m–I’m young. – Is Emily a woman? – Biologically. – [seethes quietly] Okay. You’re attracted to women.
Emily’s a woman, so if you were to have sex
with Emily– – I wouldn’t just have sex
with Emily. We’d have to make
that decision together. Homecoming’s not an excuse
to ignore consent. – I’m not saying
to ignore consent! I never said ignore consent! You and Emily, right, consensually decide
to have sex. – Vaginal?
– Yes, vaginal. – Just the two of us?
– How many people do you want? Yes, just the two of you,
Colin. – And I’m playing
the traditional male role? – Go to homecoming. – You seemed like
you really wanted to talk about this. – No, no, I don’t want
to talk about anything ever again.
– So I can go? – Please do. Out!
Thank you. Don’t forget your corsage. – Hey, Dad. – Yeah? – H-how do I look? [tender music] – You look very handsome, son. – That’s gender-coding, but– – Get out of my house!

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100 Comments

  • Reply Zzz August 7, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    This kid is a good actor he almost made me hate him

  • Reply Black Emperor August 7, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    One way ticket to the moon. Too many whackos on earth.

  • Reply ben Barry August 7, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    I can’t believe there teaching our kids this B.S

  • Reply Appathe Fox August 7, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    he looks like michael reeves

  • Reply Griffin Chalem August 7, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    I want to punch this kid in the face

  • Reply Angel of Sarcasm August 7, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    I pray I never have this talk with my parents or future kids.

  • Reply Miss LaBelleKitty August 7, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Yay to this boy 🙄😁

  • Reply Gio Walls August 8, 2019 at 2:28 am

    IT has been the beginning of the end for the longest time.

  • Reply fernando Rosas August 8, 2019 at 3:12 am

    Dosen't Arturo Castro look like Peña Nieto🤔? If Peña Nieto whould have actually spoke proper English.

  • Reply M Notes August 8, 2019 at 4:06 am

    Lmao

  • Reply moveaxebx August 8, 2019 at 9:18 am

    How is this a comedy sketch and not leftist propaganda?

  • Reply Dorito Reiss August 8, 2019 at 10:29 am

    And that’s when my kid would be pulled out of school.

  • Reply shazam0445 August 8, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    THERE ARE ONLY TWO FUCKING GENDERS

  • Reply Charles Prenaveau August 8, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    This is so funny I’m crying

  • Reply lereli lereli August 8, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    bullshit-kid – 🤣

  • Reply Arvin August 8, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    I learned something from this kid, Unfortunately

  • Reply rubiks15 August 8, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    It is honestly a shame now this is how some households, schools and local governments act.

  • Reply Kristian Greene August 8, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    nOrMal, cMoN dAd

  • Reply GingerBreadMan1178 August 8, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    I got flashback of George Lopez when he said, "get out of my house"

  • Reply Insane Taco Cat August 8, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    When I talked to my dad last week.

  • Reply Anro2788 Daza August 8, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    Liberals really fucked up

  • Reply Phoebe Taber August 8, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    how many people do you want there?!

  • Reply Hell O August 8, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    Thats me and my mother 😂😂😂

  • Reply Sam Stealar August 9, 2019 at 1:16 am

    Gender politics are bullshit

  • Reply WINSTON MOSCOW August 9, 2019 at 6:32 am

    If my kid started this gender bullshit i would beat his ass until he learns whats right

  • Reply Tom Bes August 9, 2019 at 9:59 am

    Most sad and funny video i ewer saw

  • Reply smackdownjamandulu sm August 9, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    sanchel also see this she lesbian everyday

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  • Reply Official Chicken August 9, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    "That's Gender Co-….GET OUT OF MY HOUSE" -Have Fun 😂

  • Reply R Seven August 9, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    A very sad [but true] comedic example that deviant sexual behavior is being taught to our children as a societal norm . Pay closer attention to your school curriculum.

  • Reply omgitsabean15 August 9, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    “HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU WANT COLLIN!?”

  • Reply Argho Das August 9, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    I would have slapped that kid and beat him up so bad

  • Reply Patrick Bolling August 9, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    That's gender coding 😄😄😄😄😂

  • Reply Rozaline Escobedo August 9, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    This kid is going places! 👍

  • Reply livy_me_loo August 9, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Lol "I already had health class" was my excuse too… Did not work

  • Reply C Nicholl-Shelley August 10, 2019 at 12:24 am

    Too true. End this BS.

  • Reply Dinomite August 10, 2019 at 4:24 am

    This video made me pro abortion. Not pro choice. Pro abortion.

  • Reply Royal August 10, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    A prime example of how confusing genders has become

  • Reply KETAN CHAUHAN August 10, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Kids aren't that innocent any more ……. suspicion creeps in mind every time I meet a kid

  • Reply John Roman August 10, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    Scary

  • Reply Kile B August 10, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    This one is saved in the archives ! FUCKING MILLENNIAL SNOWFLAKES F U F U F U self absorbed narcissistic cry baby bitches we still love you even though you still don't know who the f you are keep coming up with things you might be and avoid the obvious!

  • Reply Lazy Fingers August 11, 2019 at 2:25 am

    fuck this shit, i say to my boy there's ONLY BOYS AND GIRLS, respect ppl's choices, good night you good to go .

  • Reply JoJo Bc August 11, 2019 at 5:14 am

    The Music. Lolll

  • Reply JoJo Bc August 11, 2019 at 5:16 am

    I'm cryinggg

  • Reply JustArcher August 11, 2019 at 7:21 am

    Bruh this sh*t's annoying af

  • Reply Lonnie August 11, 2019 at 8:02 am

    I hate my generation 😅

  • Reply Nanoatic Alaeddine August 11, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    that kid is carrying a dangerous cancer.

  • Reply b g August 11, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    If the child actually talks like this, the father has already done a bad job. 2 sexes, 2 genders, no one says you shouldn't have consent first. Deal with it.

  • Reply M Nix August 11, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    Homeschooling, I’m done with state funded agendas

  • Reply Eric Calderon Guzman August 11, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    I would of smacked the shit out of my son since the first dumbass thing he would have said

  • Reply Bored Person August 12, 2019 at 1:00 am

    Lmao, all this genderfluid, non binary, etc. Is ruining our society. All of you mentally deceased pricks can't tell me otherwise.

  • Reply Kai Suisen August 12, 2019 at 7:41 am

    So, the conclusion – there are only 2 genders.

  • Reply Little Reuby August 12, 2019 at 8:15 am

    We are not women.. Its condescending to call us Wee-men.. Down with the patriarchy.. Just because we have Vaginas doesnt mean we are inferior.. Call us future mothers

  • Reply Lucy Forest August 12, 2019 at 8:54 am

    Dad:”That’s gender coding.”
    Son:”Get out of my house”

  • Reply Krypton August 12, 2019 at 9:52 am

    Lmao I love this

  • Reply mallshit trinidad August 12, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    "normal??come on,Dad"

  • Reply Zerosblade13 August 12, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    Funny

  • Reply kai shally August 12, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Hahahahahh that was outstanding

  • Reply mariam t August 12, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    i love how his american accent just kept slowly fading away throughout the vid

  • Reply Branden Allen August 12, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    Who raised this kid…smh

  • Reply UNITED MONEY August 13, 2019 at 1:08 am

    Garbage generation brainwashed fuckers

  • Reply A.Z August 13, 2019 at 2:54 am

    Bro this had me dying 😂

  • Reply OMSNOMS August 13, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    there’s.

    there’s only two genders bud

  • Reply Eden Fulton August 13, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    “Yes just the two of you, how many people do you WANT, Cohen??” I’m dead 😭

  • Reply Richmond amoah August 13, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    Get out of my house 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Chris Williams August 13, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks Arturo Castro and Zac Efron look alike?
    You could slap some makeup on Zac Efron and make him look like Arturo Castro lol

  • Reply BoniBon 666 August 13, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    How the American tumblr bitches like to raise kids ?!
    Full of bullshit

  • Reply Josh Dorantes August 13, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    i didnt need the sex talk because my dad looked at my search history

  • Reply Nested Norway August 14, 2019 at 1:56 am

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Soon Blocked August 14, 2019 at 6:15 am

    I…never mind.

  • Reply Toasty August 14, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    This kids gotta go😤

  • Reply Hi August 14, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    Ah what have we done to the world eh

  • Reply Cosmic Knight August 15, 2019 at 12:29 am

    The dad lost it

  • Reply BlaDe_ Link August 15, 2019 at 9:06 am

    Id legit punch the kid

  • Reply Arya Taywade August 15, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    Thats so stupid, is that really how american are being taught. Yikes man truly.

  • Reply Julien Melendez August 15, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    How the leftists are brainwashing the youth!

  • Reply gopal v August 15, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Next gen will be called Gen _Brain wash

  • Reply GOLD Y August 16, 2019 at 4:37 am

    Yea I’m not watching this shit any more

  • Reply Super Maxxu August 16, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    This is SOOOOOOOO FUCKIN TRUUUUUEEEEEEEEE🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • Reply OrganicChemistry2 August 16, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    I wanted to laugh. I really did. Buuuuuutttt… ..this skit is something I would actually hear today as a norm. I also want to say this is just sad. But then I would be considered a bigoted, chauvinistic, toxic-masculinated, non-conformist.

  • Reply Christos Papa_G August 16, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    literally slap sense into that child .

  • Reply JosephTheCastle August 17, 2019 at 2:33 am

    Americans…
    Good to know the dad is latin!

  • Reply ofek hazan August 17, 2019 at 6:02 am

    i would slap him so hard he wont be able to talk again

  • Reply c d August 17, 2019 at 6:52 am

    How to teach kids that the world's about to come to cataclysm.

  • Reply ViewsFrmTheDeathStar August 17, 2019 at 8:34 am

    Standards are necessary in order to properly communicate. Otherwise were playing the guessing game because everyone wont agree on on the same definition.

  • Reply Joseph S August 17, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    And now everyone understands how ridiculous all this shit is.. great job!

  • Reply AnadaBajan Yout August 17, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    The father gave up
    He wasnt ready
    Maybe he should have gotten that translator

  • Reply KingcalaRelax August 18, 2019 at 1:07 am

    Sad thing is this is becoming “normal”

  • Reply Smooth Skin August 18, 2019 at 7:25 am

    The kid was being a Smartass, that's some funny shit.

  • Reply Khairul Ikhwan August 18, 2019 at 8:29 am

    now i'm afraid if this happen to my kids… but if i'm saying that i'll be called homophobe, bigot, chauvinist, sexist, racist or whatever they call with "ist" at the back…

    oh…

  • Reply tisa gomez August 18, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    “Normal?” Cmon dad

  • Reply marios miltiadous August 18, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Fucking liberals are ruining the world.

  • Reply Evan August 19, 2019 at 1:16 am

    😂😂😂

  • Reply Carl Jayectin August 19, 2019 at 3:58 am

    THE F.A.Q

  • Reply Suhan Rahaman August 19, 2019 at 5:35 am

    I would hate a kid like this

  • Reply Michael mik August 19, 2019 at 11:02 am

    The kid is jst acting out todays generation the worst generation ever they are so confused and ignorant that they don't know their own gender nd most men in the west have been reduced to pets and many women the personal tools of d devil smh the end is here..

  • Reply Tyler Reames August 19, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    “Get out of my house” hahaha I died at the way he said that 😂

  • Reply Mhao Yeager August 19, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    Society right now

  • Reply Rebel Rollit August 19, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    The day my old man told me to stop playing with gi joes and heman and go out and get p짧ฯ was the day i learned about sex.

  • Reply Save the Rhino August 19, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    * Resurrect dormant meme *
    Dad : Son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees…
    Son : omae wa mou shindeiru
    Dad : NANI !!!

  • Reply doryū佚 August 20, 2019 at 8:26 am

    That’s when you smack your kid lel

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