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Video Game High School (VGHS) – S1: Ep. 9

August 14, 2019


Wake up and smell the Zorine, ZWNers! It’s that time of year again when legends are ripped screaming and bloody from the womb of glory. That’s just one of the many disgusting ways we’ll be discribing the white knuckle action… of VGHS FPS clan tryouts Live! Here at our mobile news studio at Grand Theft Auditorium. And speaking of legends, our special guest today eats legends for brunch. Hey Law, hope you grabbed a snack before the match. Haha Uh, I did, Scott, thank you. Hahahahahahahahahahaha So Law, we’ve got 84 students gunning for just 12 J.V. and Varsity jackets. Any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys before they get knee-deep into death? Well, uh, I don’t know about pro tips But, uh… Let me tell you something I once told a promising young newblet. VGHS is about being the best. You can’t be the best unless you be yourself. So, before you walk into tryouts today, I want you to dig deep. Before you walk through those doors, I want you to find out what drives you. Because once you find that out, once you know what it is to truly game, Then nobody can break you. (door opens) (sigh) You guys ready to go? Chiba! Hanzo! How did you–? Fished them out of the dumpster. You didn’t actually think I’d let you throw away your gear, did you? I fixed them for you. They should be fully functional. And I added a few, uh… …Upgrades (Brian chuckles) You guys know you’re the best friends ever, right? We are? Of course we are! Now let’s go play some video games. Now we’ve seen some great action today, but this final match is the one that everyone’s gabbing about. In the red corner, the leanest, the meanest FPS Varsity crew this school has ever seen. They must have a pretty good captain. And in the blue corner, a ragtag group of hopefuls led by Jenny Matrix who’s fighting to be… …the first sophomore ever to make it onto a VGHS Varsity team. Scott Slanders: Doesn’t help that she’s down a man due to Brian D’s expulsion. Guess we’ve got you to thank for that, Law. Look, when a troublemaker like Brian comes into a school– STFU, Law! It’s Brian D! No! No! Don’t you understand the meaning of the word expelled, D? I signed up. I’m still in the system. The rules say I can play. (Calhoun scoffs) Who sold you that load of molyneux, huh? Round here, I’m the dungeonkeeper. And my rules are in black and white. Looks like your fable ends here. I know it does. It was my dream to play on a VGHS team… …and I screwed it up. Yeah. You messed it up bad, like a failure. So what are you doing on my battlefield? This isn’t about you and me. It’s not about getting back in, It’s… It’s about the last chance to play with the best of the best. It’s about playing the game. ‘Cause at the end of the day Calhoun… …it’s all about the game. G.G, Brian D. (imitates explosion) He plays. I can’t believed that worked! Check out Brian D’s old school gear. Don’t tell me that’s the setup he smoked you with, lolipop. All right, everybody just calm down. Game’s about to start. Showing up late again, huh, Brian? Just never seem to learn, do you? Rule number one, Ace: Never give up. Rule number 271: Never quote my rules back to me. Now, sit your punkass down and best of luck to you, son. Ya’ll know the routine. You keep it clean out there. Match begins in 30 seconds. Get busy fragging or get busy dying. Countdown! All right, bring it in. Shoulda stayed home, Brain. You’re gonna ruin it for all of us. Yeah, you’re expelled. You have no chance of making J.V. Hey, I’ve seen these to cats meow, and it’s about to be a fancy feast tonight. You plan on bringing the thunder? Good enough for me. Jenny. You know it. Good enough for me. Jenny. Are you ready to kick some ass? Well, now that you’ve all worked out your feelings… Are you ready to kick some ass? All: Yeah! (pinging sound) (automatic gunfire) (automatic gunfire) We’re pinned down on the left. All: Yes! Fry my circuits! D and Matrix just grabbed the case! Bust out your butts and put butt bibs on those butts, ZWNers, Because this gumbo is bubblin’ Please. Grabbing the case is the easy part. Let’s see how those butts do on the long walk back. Hot crawdads, that kid can play. I hate that kid. (automatic gunfire) (cheers and applause) (laughter) Boolean! Underclassmen draw first blood. Law, looks like your ex-girlfriend and archrival are really kicking your team’s ass. Brian! (cheers and applause) Shot Bot: Jenny Matrix has almost done it. These underclassmen are one point away from the biggest upset in clan tryouts history. And that’s not, all Shot Bot. Another round like that, and Brian D could actually get back into VGHS. How’s that do you, Law? He’s gone. He left. (spectators react audibly) All right, you three left flank. Everyone else with me. This is it, boys and girls. Voice: The Law has entered the game! -Wait, The Law? –Game over, man! Game all over our faces! Okay, everybody calm down. Don’t panic. As long as we keep out heads– Head shot! “Law” ready for this? Oh lord! (players crying out) (audible reactions) (chuckling) (chuckling) Shot Bot: YOWZA! Lesson learned: Hell hath no fury like a law scorned. (indistinct remark) Scott Slanders: I know me some ownage, but that has to be one of the fastest case caps I have– Oh, great Carmack’s ghost! They’ve scored again! Tie game. You know what that means, Colonel Slanders. It’s time for sudden death– Three minutes, no respawns, no mercy. Ladies and gentlemen, it does not get better than this. Two incredible stories, one villian of Quakespearean proportions, and it all comes down to this final play. Jenny, Brian, make it a good one. Everybody stop! We can still win this thing. Get real, Matrix. We’re dunzo. The Law is coming. For me. The Law’s here because I’m here so I say let him have me. You know you’re almost back in school, right? I know. All right, here’s the plan. Brian: Law! He’s mine. Jenny. Law. (singsongy) Awkward. So…What’s happening, cap’n? Should we just shoot each other? Oh, we could, but…that wouldn’t get you on Varsity, now would it? Here’s how this is gonna work. You’re gonna go grab the intel, I’m gonna say hi to Brian, and…I’ll see you at Varsity practice tomorrow. You think I’d be caught dead on your team? (snickers) Matrix, please. I should go before people start talking. Mhn. Hey, Brian. Aah! Aah! Jenny just shot me in the back! Aah! Oh, wait, no, I’m sorry. She just stabbed you in the back! Really, Brian? (automatic gunfire) Really? I gotta admire your gumption, kid. (weapon cocks) You really want to play this game one last time? Okay. But, uh, the clock’s tickin’, So why don’t you put that ‘nade on your noggin, And we’ll put this whole “Is anyone on Earth better than the Law” issue to bed. Brian. What’s with the face? I’m not the bad guy here. You were nothing. A nobody. And then you met me, and the whole world gave you a shot. And you blew it. You proved you were nothing. But surprise. Here’s your pal the Law, coming here to give you one last chance. So are you gonna take it? Come on, Brian You’ve got nothing to lose. Almost nothing. (cheers and applause) (applause continuing) (both laughing) Law ready for that?! Brian D. Congratulations. You’re once again the lowest-ranked player at VGHS. Jenny: Hey Welcome to the team. Thanks. Sorry about Varsity. It’s okay. I’m happy with what I got. Sorry. That was… Completely unprofessional. It’s okay. Um… I am your captain now, though. Right, yeah. Oh, uh…will not happen again, captain. Good. That was your first kiss, wasn’t it? And my last, ’cause now I’m gonna go die from embarrassment No, Brian, it was fine! (Jenny giggling) Wow… …that was better. Good. ‘Cause that was the last one, right? Yeah. I hate this school. (laughing) Um… Practice starts tomorrow. See you there, captain. ( D.K. chuckling) Hey sorry, D.K. I’ll catch you later. Oh hey, Ted. Appears your girlfriend here is quite the rocker. Fare thee well, young Theodore, for we drift at daybreak. Oh hey, Ted. Appears your girlfriend here is quite the rocker. You could learn a thing or two. I’m sure she is dad. She’s pretty awesome at everything. Ted, you can play it cool all you want, but we both know at the end of the day– Hey, look, it’s Brian! Oh! See ya later, pops. (plays guitar riff) Brian freakin’ D! (Ted laughing) Congratulations, Brian! I knew you’d make it back. Roomies forever! Ah, thanks, guys. Whoa, you made your teams. She melted my old man’s face off, literally. Oh, no, not literally. Um, but I did do very well. So did Ted. Put your jacket on, dude! Let’s get some victory pizzas! Pizza sounds great right about now. Hey, what sized jackets did you guys get?

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100 Comments

  • Reply RocketJump July 14, 2012 at 7:30 am

    Check out the BTS for Episode 9 if you haven't yet.

  • Reply RyeenTheQueen June 12, 2019 at 5:07 am

    The capture sound is the same as the home-run bat from super smash bros

  • Reply Meme lawrd June 12, 2019 at 11:05 am

    Brian: *Beats the Law*
    Law: *Rages*
    Brian: *Rating increased off the charts*
    Principal: "Congratulations, brian, you're the lowest ranked player. Again"

    Me:"o wow, the chart ratings dont mean anything? MK"

  • Reply Adam Perez June 13, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Good work

  • Reply Jamaica Villanea June 14, 2019 at 7:14 am

    Shazam!

  • Reply HaRdCoRe 466 June 15, 2019 at 4:47 am

    This would of been YouTube reds biggest shit

  • Reply XxxpoisonouspandaxxX June 15, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    All I have to say is

    Make this a real game

  • Reply EPICZ XD June 15, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    9:09 Alien reference IM LATE

  • Reply Willlive032 June 17, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    Lord 6 years later the ending of season one always gives me chills, good god this was a fantastic series

  • Reply Le Boi June 18, 2019 at 12:53 am

    incredible game features, even able to spit

  • Reply Naphir - June 18, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    This is the best series I have ever watched I was really down 5 years ago because I watched all the seasons and now I still didn't found a series that's better than VGHS I'm even more sad cuz i can't re watch it because netflix removed it ;(

  • Reply DOOVE June 19, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    2019

  • Reply flame_ _thrower June 19, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    If there talking into the Mic how has no-one heard the blackmail

  • Reply BurningYT - June 21, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    I thought last episode it said โ€žthe endโ€œ

  • Reply Moroslasher June 22, 2019 at 12:30 am

    the situation: tense

  • Reply Anne-Aleacia Ventressi June 22, 2019 at 4:37 am

    for real noty just thehome made hooch and acid, bnut5 this is really7 good guys, and I have alwayys loved my favorite hiro

  • Reply Yitong Tao June 22, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    I watched this series when I was around 12 years old, now I'm rewatching it and I'm 22, miss the good old days browsing content on an old pc with a maximum speed less than 10M/s. Simple things make me happy, and things were simple when I was a kid.

  • Reply Alex De La Cruz June 22, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    17:18 ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  • Reply McCoy too sexy No homo June 23, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Wha buttons do these nhiigus be hittin??

  • Reply Viktor Lima June 24, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    I knew it! That was Clint in the robot costume

  • Reply exposing theorys June 26, 2019 at 5:33 am

    I farted

  • Reply Teshin Dax June 26, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    The Law Pffttt….. How about Shroud

  • Reply BOOTZES whyliveifwedie June 27, 2019 at 10:20 am

    Is Ace shazam

  • Reply X2James June 28, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    I would love those VGHS headphone

  • Reply Cameron Brown June 29, 2019 at 8:50 am

    The laws like Jamie lannister before he got his hand cut off. The best of the best and had a redemption arc abut was never as good as he was in the first season.

  • Reply Caleb Moore June 30, 2019 at 12:15 am

    Wait so is it all instant kill?

  • Reply Letplay July 5, 2019 at 1:49 am

    I wish i was in the VGHS

  • Reply Fantastic Vulpine July 6, 2019 at 5:12 am

    Five bucks says he gave her the Brian D ๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply Sebastian Thorsen July 6, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    Imagine the keystrokes you'd have to press to make such character movements.

  • Reply AriSoCool 602 July 7, 2019 at 3:00 am

    Brian is a straight savage with that kiss

  • Reply NinjaBrysonn July 7, 2019 at 10:15 am

    Lawlipop xD

  • Reply Treedodger July 8, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Rocket jump is the best

  • Reply Legend Aspect July 9, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    i bet this guy got rich off of this series

  • Reply tommy July 9, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    9:20 lag?

  • Reply nadedog July 11, 2019 at 2:42 am

    still here rocketjump

  • Reply Rodutchi July 12, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    Elon musk

  • Reply Troy NgUyen July 13, 2019 at 5:05 am

    Tips:
    1- Watch your six
    2- Check your Corners
    3- do not spray and pray
    4- Always Lean At a 45 degree angle
    5- always Stick together
    6- never reload unless in cover
    7- Help our your team mates if they need Help
    8- Create Distractions

  • Reply ASIAN BRO NATHAN July 14, 2019 at 5:04 am

    Brian D: Harry Potter
    Ki Swan: Hermione
    Ted Wong: Ron Weasly

  • Reply CredibleDerek6511 July 14, 2019 at 7:05 am

    STFU LAW ITS BRIAN D

  • Reply Jerryc. 17 July 16, 2019 at 3:15 am

    You can't be a gamer unless you actually know pc components

  • Reply blitz blix July 17, 2019 at 2:25 am

    Are u fucking crazy I got 4 ads without even starting the video

  • Reply BillyBob BoBow July 17, 2019 at 10:26 am

    Is the robot News reporter played by Jake from corridor

  • Reply The Disciple July 17, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    that robot is killing me

  • Reply James Wolf July 17, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    Is this the last episode of season one ? Oust need to know before I watch s2 e1

  • Reply classman July 20, 2019 at 6:41 am

    17:20 still makes me cringe

  • Reply Dedooph July 21, 2019 at 2:12 am

    Isnโ€™t aces actor the one who played shazam

  • Reply Noah Sims July 21, 2019 at 9:58 am

    2:59 why is games pic a mugshot

  • Reply Noam Nasser July 21, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Cringed so hard at 17:22

  • Reply NicoleWattersonShow July 22, 2019 at 9:58 am

    Twilight Sparkle – Frulian show (VGHS) (Official Music Video)

  • Reply Lucas Magnan July 22, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Anybody else noticed at 8:17 how matrixโ€™s pistol shot like ans SMG?

  • Reply Mist Me July 24, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Now sit your punk ass down

  • Reply Cecil Harrell July 25, 2019 at 1:27 am

    field of fire reminds me of csgo anyone else

  • Reply Redkillpro Gamer July 25, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    Nobody talking bout how law join a random team half game

  • Reply Connor Kittel July 25, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Ace is shazam like if u agree

  • Reply Matt Perez July 26, 2019 at 5:41 am

    Ted being confident with his dead is such a good sign of character growth for his arc in the show

  • Reply gmonster 8 July 27, 2019 at 4:47 am

    This is the show that I watch every time Iโ€™m feelin good! Best show ever! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž

  • Reply Official Malcom July 30, 2019 at 12:51 am

    I know right

  • Reply Randall Slaughter July 30, 2019 at 12:51 am

    Rule number 271! Haha!

  • Reply Randall Slaughter July 30, 2019 at 12:52 am

    Holy shit, am I late to this party! 7 years late!

  • Reply Randall Slaughter July 30, 2019 at 1:04 am

    He did a lot better on his second kiss.

  • Reply xony August 2, 2019 at 2:06 am

    ITS SO CRINGE, I ALMOST CANT HANDLE IT.

  • Reply JellyBelly 69 August 3, 2019 at 12:20 am

    One of the banners has a gun on it… at a school… not the best banner to have

  • Reply Wolf Squad August 3, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    Bryan lost his leg how can he stand??? And 2019?

  • Reply smd August 4, 2019 at 4:29 am

    STFU LAW

  • Reply [DOJ] 2010 Ford CVPI August 4, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Holy Shit They Kiss Each Other And……. Thats Some Great Acting

  • Reply Alan Chen August 5, 2019 at 4:07 am

    brians that one dude who blames his gear
    he is best with this old gear

  • Reply Tom Miller August 6, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    Stop making me lose the game!!!!

  • Reply CallMeComet August 6, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Welcome to VGHS or as I like to call it "Ready Player One done right"

  • Reply Xerxes _PlayZ August 8, 2019 at 4:44 am

    that dude looks like elon musk.

  • Reply Patrick Patterson August 8, 2019 at 5:06 am

    This show is still a classic… also isnโ€™t rule number 1 know aces rules?

  • Reply Mr__Glitch August 8, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    That Alien 2 reference.

  • Reply The RedPanda August 8, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    3:36 very realistic

  • Reply TeAIry August 8, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    Anyone else see yellow shirt guy get left hanging at 16:47
    High five?

  • Reply Keonho Lee August 9, 2019 at 2:21 am

    ZACHARY LEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  • Reply The Blizzard August 9, 2019 at 2:57 am

    When you dont buy head armor

  • Reply OwO cookie1199 August 9, 2019 at 9:47 am

    Am I the only one who ships law and brian? Like if you do too

  • Reply MegaDan August 9, 2019 at 11:49 am

    I loved ace. Wish we got to see more of him.

  • Reply Youssef Yasmin August 9, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    That was awkward

  • Reply Xavier Elliott August 10, 2019 at 3:12 am

    He should of done the play he did in the first episode

  • Reply Vision Hanzo OFFICIAL August 10, 2019 at 4:37 am

    You got the Shazam guy on it

  • Reply Joshua Won August 10, 2019 at 6:13 am

    This is the best show ever

  • Reply Mark Anthony Guerrero August 10, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Kill steal

  • Reply Kai Kuso August 10, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    I love the ending where he takes laws gun and then throws it away as if saying I got here on my own, or I don't need you

    so poetic

  • Reply IciestofAll August 10, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    SHAZAM

  • Reply IciestofAll August 10, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    i mean
    Zachary Levi

  • Reply Frozen Helios August 10, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    I feel bad for the guy in the yellow shirt at 16:45

  • Reply darkm0n54, August 11, 2019 at 4:36 am

    3:29 STFU LAW its BRIAN D!!!

  • Reply ryan holmes August 11, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Ted looks like Bruce lee at 19:10

  • Reply Sora Endo August 11, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    Call the police cause BRIAN D BROKE THE LAW!!!!

  • Reply Sora Endo August 11, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    I m so dumb cause I reported the LAW
    LIKE PLZ

  • Reply Tigershot22 August 12, 2019 at 4:32 am

    The best law ever. So sad his character became garbage in the next two seasons.

  • Reply FauxNPC164/// Faux August 12, 2019 at 8:45 am

    17:19 that was the most pathetic kiss hahahahaha

  • Reply Raspy Jonus August 12, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    15:52 how it feels when u solve the problem at math and then ur walking back to ur seat

  • Reply Style ReDesign August 12, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    my first youtube series i watched….its= was awesome i completed it in 1 night.omg.i loved itttttttttttttttttttttttt n the kiss…gosh u made me rememebr my girlfriend,,awww i love u babu

  • Reply Leonidus arcon August 13, 2019 at 6:50 am

    I want friends like them to

  • Reply Natsirt August 13, 2019 at 7:59 am

    13:18 the law is a cheater and this is how

  • Reply GOA God Of Angels August 13, 2019 at 9:35 am

    So everyone runs from the law but no one thinks to shoot back when its 6 v 1

  • Reply Azemi Farhan August 13, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    3:30

    " STFU LAW, IT'S BRIAND! "

  • Reply RAGE FOX August 14, 2019 at 6:13 am

    After about two months it's going to be 2020…..were was this hiding from me since the beginning ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Joseph Maher August 14, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    The cringe is out of this world who really thinks the playing video games make you look so cool

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