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Using Other People’s Showers

August 22, 2019


GUS: Uuuuuuuh… Hey Josh? JOSH: Yeah? GUS: Uhm… I’m tryna take a shower right now, I don’t- Not really sure what I’m lookin’ at. Uh… What do I do to get started? JOSH: Ok so um; You see the panel there? You’re gonna wanna type in the password, It’s “Hemoglobin”. GUS: “Hemoglobin”? JOSH: Yeah “Hemoglobin”, as in, like, the cell? GUS: The cell that carries oxygen through the blood? JOSH: Yeah, yeah, yeah. GUS: Ok. JOSH: “Hemoglobin” is the password. (Computer Beeping) GUS: (Mumbling) He-mo-glo-bin… (Error Noise) Uhhh… It says denied. JOSH: (Mumbling) Denied… GUS: Yeah. JOSH: Oh, OH yeah uhm… Yeah, actually we changed it, it’s “Platelets”. GUS: Ok, “Platelets”. (More beeping) (Accepting Noise) JOSH: Yeah, sorry, I had the wrong cell type. GUS: Ok it went through, now what? JOSH: Uhm, so, You’re gonna wanna take the pull start, And just give that a few tugs. GUS: The pull start? JOSH: The pull start, Yeah. You see it right at the bottom there? GUS: Uhhh, yes! Okay, (Engine attempting to start) Its not, The engine’s not turning over yet. JOSH: Yeah, yeah, I forgot to tell you, You’re gonna want to have the choke on, Make sure you pull the choke all the way out, And kinda feather it once it gets- GUS: Ok, ok ok ok. (Engine starts) Ok, yep, it’s up! It’s running. JOSH: Ok, now you’re gonna want to listen carefully, Pull down the red lever. GUS: “Pull down the red lever”? JOSH: Yep. GUS: Ok… Uhm, (Creaking noises) It’s pretty tough! Ugh… Ok, JOSH: Ok, you got that? GUS: Yeah, it’s down. JOSH: Alright, now push the aquamarine button. GUS: “The aquamarine button”? JOSH: The aqua- the aquamarine button, yeah. GUS: Ok, (Error Noise) It’s not doin’ any- Oh, aquamarine? JOSH: Yeah, Aquama- Aquamarine. GUS: OK (Error Noise) Oh shit! Oh! Josh, It’s squirtin’ ketchup! JOSH: Not the teal button! The aqua- aquamarine button. GUS: What? JOSH: Don’t hit the teal button. Hit the aquamarine button. GUS: Oh, Uhm, (Accepting Noise) Ok, It’s go-, it’s um, It says “Engaged”? “Engaged”? JOSH: Yeah it should be, that should be good. GUS: Ok, uhm… The water’s not running, Should it be going, right now? JOSH: Uhhh… GUS: Ya know what Josh this is just, This is too much! Just forget it dude, I’m taking a bath. Josh, your bath is working, right? JOSH: Yeah sorry, bad news on the bath… That only works on Tuesdays. GUS: Son of a bi- ♫♫

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100 Comments

  • Reply Gus Johnson November 13, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    1 like = 1 scrub. Also, check out Sven's channel for some home-grown memes as well. Have a day.

  • Reply Casey Chapone July 19, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    Have you tried turning it off and back on again

  • Reply Terje Mathias Antonsen July 20, 2019 at 1:59 am

    lol

  • Reply Ryan Kuebel July 21, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    I went to Thailand this year…the showers over there are like a science experiment.

  • Reply James McIver July 22, 2019 at 6:10 am

    it really be like that

  • Reply Salt_e July 23, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    first off: NO ONE STEPS INTO A SHOWER BEFORE TURNING ON THE WATER! that's very dangerous.

  • Reply Sam Harries July 23, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    haHAA

  • Reply Bella Jade July 24, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    This is what it feels like tho

  • Reply smurf papa pepsi can July 28, 2019 at 2:56 am

    It didnt turn on because he didnt put the lever back down

  • Reply Sheart 88 July 28, 2019 at 11:33 am

    Once I was sleeping over at my friends I went to take a shower (I hated showers at the time ) I opened the shower got out and the somehow jammed my finger into the door and it started bleeding and thankfully that happened cause it gave me an excuse to go home (I was like 10-12)

  • Reply Jaxson Davenport July 30, 2019 at 7:07 am

    At first I thought you were the Character Dwight Shrute from The Office cause of the thumbnail.. you guys see the similarity?

  • Reply Guevara July 30, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    Maybe it didn't work because you switched the red lever off.

  • Reply Mads Lund July 30, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    Uh. …
    The reason why the password was fucked is that haemoglobin isn't a cell it's a protein created by ribosomes near the DNA…

  • Reply Adil Waheed July 31, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    this is like calebs video where he has to solve a frickin rubix cube to turn on the shower

  • Reply JackKillEveryday August 1, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    r/relatable

  • Reply Fire Crystal August 2, 2019 at 3:02 am

    It’s not that it’s hard to the start the shower.

    It’s literally how disgusting the shower is. My friends shower has fucking clumps of hair in the corner.

  • Reply Owen Sharman August 3, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    Naked And Afraid

  • Reply A K August 3, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Took it too far

  • Reply MobileDecay August 4, 2019 at 2:30 am

    I thought he was gonna walk into the bathroom and try to teach him which actually sounds like the beginning of a gay porn. 😂

  • Reply Big Boy August 4, 2019 at 8:07 am

    Dumbass shower hemoglobin is a protein not a cell

  • Reply Pancouver venguins August 5, 2019 at 2:12 am

    Insert funny comment trying to get Gus's attention

  • Reply Rose Green August 5, 2019 at 6:39 am

    what song are you using at the end of your videos? i like it

  • Reply Mike B August 5, 2019 at 7:36 am

    Leave all your clothes and I mean ALL your clothes outside the bathroom door on the floor and you'll figure out their bathroom/shower before they figure out why you left ALL your clothes there

  • Reply Frustration Zone August 6, 2019 at 2:23 am

    Same

  • Reply Deoji August 6, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Why is this eerily similar to CalebCity's video on this?

  • Reply RatedPending - Please Don't Sue Me August 7, 2019 at 11:01 am

    This is me in my own shower

  • Reply Corrin August 7, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    Omg this is so funny you really seem like you would be an awesome stand up comedian.

  • Reply Snickerz August 8, 2019 at 7:29 am

    Wait the teal colored button that says aqua marine or the aqua marine colored button that says teal?

  • Reply Janski 147 August 8, 2019 at 11:54 am

    when did CalebCity become white

  • Reply Reid Weingaertner August 9, 2019 at 2:24 am

    hemoglobin's a protein

  • Reply Chriscom28 August 9, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    Isn't hemoglobin a molecule not a cell? I mean we all know that it's the red blood cells that transport the oxygen.

  • Reply Impreza Oziel August 9, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    I disliked it just because it was 499

  • Reply •༻Gacha Emma•༻ August 10, 2019 at 12:35 am

    i was showering at my friends house since we just went swimming together (we were having a sleepover) and turning on her shower was so confusing but not as confusing as this lol. I was gonna turn it on before i got naked and she just turned it on for me lol

  • Reply DR. Sus August 10, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    he only hadto wait 1 more day for the bath

  • Reply Bijan Izadi August 11, 2019 at 6:11 am

    Feather it-listen carefully pull down the red lever

  • Reply redbull456ful August 12, 2019 at 5:56 am

    All showers should be universal

  • Reply MrAwawe August 13, 2019 at 9:36 am

    I'd never get naked in your shower.

  • Reply Yahya Khawaja August 13, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    You know
    Other people's showed are confusing
    But you think that yours isn't confusing
    When it is actually confusing
    Maybe even more confusing than there's
    You know

  • Reply nuckel August 13, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    0:00–0:29 for a science lesson straight from biology

  • Reply ItzRampageki August 14, 2019 at 12:13 am

    I can use other peoples showers but not baths 😂

  • Reply RollercoasterJunky August 14, 2019 at 7:37 am

    Ikr like why cant someone have a simple handle pull one way for cold other for hot lol

  • Reply Jack Shoe Beats August 14, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Gus ur funny af but Caleb city did this first

  • Reply Pr P.A August 14, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    *Peoples'

  • Reply Howard Roark August 15, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Gus takes every day stupid stuff and makes it effing hilarious.

  • Reply Tetra84 August 16, 2019 at 12:02 am

    What’s that mellow outro music? I want the full track.

  • Reply sapnu puas August 16, 2019 at 12:12 am

    To start my shower you have to pull in the clutch. It’s gets a lot of people.

  • Reply Amy Wallace August 16, 2019 at 4:50 am

    Naked and afraid

  • Reply HoneyFire August 17, 2019 at 6:49 am

    TFW gus gets a facial from a bottle of ketchup

  • Reply تھامس Томас သောမတ်စ် August 17, 2019 at 10:24 am

    I’m in a cafe and when he said hey John I looked behind me

  • Reply Gregory Ashton August 17, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Haemoglobin
    Platelets
    Choke on
    Pull-start x3
    Pull down red lever
    Push the aquamarine button
    Simple!

  • Reply Jacob Williams August 17, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    Learned more in the first minute of this video than all of high school

  • Reply Can we get 1000 subs with Some videos August 17, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    This is like defusing a bomb but the bomb doesn't even explode.

  • Reply Max Reznik August 17, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    calebcity did this in 2016

  • Reply ErikTheAndroid August 17, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    Where is the sketch in this? This is just a depiction of real life.

  • Reply Graham K August 18, 2019 at 1:55 am

    “Aqumawarime”

  • Reply Saucy _ RainZz August 18, 2019 at 2:38 am

    You look like dwight in the thumbnail just younger

  • Reply Alpha Q August 18, 2019 at 5:49 am

    You just earned another sub oh wait it’s me

  • Reply Harry Pottering Myself August 18, 2019 at 9:33 am

    Is this a copy of CalebCity

  • Reply Kevin Ozdzinski August 18, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    Haemoglobin is actually just a component of a red blood cell, it only collects oxygen, the red blood cell carries oxygen.

  • Reply Satthew Mantoro August 18, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    YouTube please I only watched three videos I don't wanna see more gus.

  • Reply Poosker Wolf August 18, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    They both r in the same room

  • Reply William Grady August 19, 2019 at 12:53 am

    You copied caleb city, 😞 not cool

  • Reply Private Frost August 19, 2019 at 12:55 am

    I’m number 910.

  • Reply FEAR_ MAJIN August 19, 2019 at 2:39 am

    You just copied Calebcity

  • Reply Kyle Mecca August 19, 2019 at 2:54 am

    Wrong cause hemoglobin isn't a cell

  • Reply skelet00n August 19, 2019 at 3:50 am

    You have to be fluent in moon tunes to active my shower

  • Reply ToEz August 19, 2019 at 4:33 am

    At least yours is easy I literally have to turn a knob

  • Reply Nebula357 August 19, 2019 at 4:35 am

    When using other people's showers I get grossed out by the floor because it's not my own blood standing on that floor

  • Reply Lord fartamor August 19, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    Showers are pretty wacky, so I just prefer to not take any at all.

  • Reply George Clooney August 19, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    Hemoglobin is not a cell it’s a protein-complex

  • Reply Geomancer 09 August 19, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    A minute has just passed

  • Reply First Last August 19, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    Every single shower I've ever used that's not my own has been complicated to use. I've lived in a few different places and have owned a few different showers, and they're all turned on by twisting a handle, that's it, why is everyone else's so damn complicated?

  • Reply tord uleberg August 19, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply ookinaga August 19, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    the most important question is, was josh in the bathroom?

  • Reply zacqonos August 20, 2019 at 12:04 am

    isnt this somewhat a copy of calebcitys video? Bruh if you actually copied his video

  • Reply 328 Ci August 20, 2019 at 11:47 am

    I don't think anyone in the entire history of mankind ever had this problem 😂

  • Reply a bottle of cranberry juice August 20, 2019 at 11:58 am

    What the fuck kinda shower is this,this is more complicated than chinese baths

  • Reply Sarahchu August 20, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    This is 100% me with my friends shower and hotel showers…..

  • Reply Grantelbart August 20, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Wtf is going on with your american showers??? Here in Germany you just turn it on wtf

  • Reply Frost Rusher August 20, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    I masturbated in a my dad's friend's home shower.

  • Reply THE MC7 August 20, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Wait wt i don't have any buttons in my shower!!!

  • Reply Tyler Calender August 20, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    fr thst thot be rocket science

  • Reply JAKFS August 21, 2019 at 12:25 am

    NO SHIT I JUST LEARNED WHAT HEMOGLOBIN WAS TODAY

  • Reply Kara Harper August 21, 2019 at 1:00 am

    Hemoglobin isn't a fucking cell lmao omg

  • Reply Shadow August 21, 2019 at 2:19 am

    why is this so accurate xD
    Lmaooo

  • Reply france August 21, 2019 at 2:20 am

    Did he put like, a lawnmower in his shower for this?

  • Reply Ally August 21, 2019 at 3:13 am

    i had to use my friends shower one time

  • Reply Gage C49 August 21, 2019 at 4:14 am

    Caleb city

  • Reply S J August 21, 2019 at 5:22 am

    Everyone who started skipping def thought that Gus was dying.

  • Reply DaleJrFan_62 August 21, 2019 at 11:42 am

    Eagle-eyed viewers like me noticed that the pull start is actually a tape measure.

  • Reply hansices August 21, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Hemoglobin is a protein, not a cell

  • Reply Prison Mike August 21, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    Don’t people usually turn on the shower before going in?

  • Reply nuʇǝɹpoɹɟ August 21, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Someone needs to build a shower like this.

  • Reply The Big Fig August 21, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    is it just me or are his pupils like massive in this video

  • Reply Marshmallows little helper August 21, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    you has a big forehead

  • Reply Kyle Jonas August 21, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    Just like hotel showers

  • Reply Person Man August 22, 2019 at 2:13 am

    When you shower at someone else's place it's either burning hot or freezing cold

  • Reply Ian Durn August 22, 2019 at 3:58 am

    Caleb city though…

  • Reply Randal Savage August 22, 2019 at 4:35 am

    Instructions unclear I ended up getting a golden shower from a L.A. hobo

  • Reply Look At My Adorable Profile Pic August 22, 2019 at 5:37 am

    Once at my aunts house, there was this one weird fancy handle and I couldn't figure out how to change the temp to hot. So i just dipped in and out of the water for like 5 seconds at a time and didn't wash my hair for a whole 2 weeks cuz my mom was out of the country.

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