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MATIIN LAPTOP ORANG GA DI KENAL, TERUS KASIH MACBOOK PRO BARU | Giving Stranger New Macbook Pro
October 20, 2019
subtitle edited by instagram @harrylaks_ Why, bro? Miss, can this sound be slowed down, the sound is so loud! I’m just typing only that there is no sound sh*t there was a voice, when I was come here you turned it off. ouch .. why is this bro !!! why are you using a laptop like that !! So what? Ma’am, just use this this laptop just for you is this for me? yes this is for you seriously ? yes, I give it instead of using laptop like that, that’s like for boys this is more suitable for you, this is the newest Macbook pro really, bro? really just try to check, miss, if you don’t believe, try it are you sure ? yes .. just try opening it so it’s actually like this, miss I’m working on you like I’m making a video of you is this really for me? of course bro, that’s right yes of course hahhaaha that is thanks bro yeah ahah I really brought it home yes that’s for you really so I am making a video to turn off people’s laptops then I give The new Macbook, so I really like making videos I’m entering the video of you That’s , it looks like the camera … see? So, that’s … ok Thanks really for me, right? yes really for you but I only gave this to one person, because it’s really expensive, sis thank you very much bro .. yes Yes Gosh .. can I open this, bro? can you just open it up if you don’t believe it is new for you Yes, there’s still plastic is this really not triplex sis Yes, it’s me, but it’s okay to make videos? Do you usually watch YouTube or not? yes i like watching oh so later check it out I really love giving people like that so if the one in this video gave a laptop normally I gave yesterday the iPhone 11 for you give the iphone? yes this is for you now .. you lucky got this Thank you very much, bro Yes, just check it later, miss uh .. what hasan jr 11 the channel? hasan jr 11 channel are you Youtuber bro ? yeahyyy thanks bro Yes, you’re welcome sorry, bro, I’m angry because of that it’s clear just now .. Yes, doing thesis also makes me afraid to disappear oh yeah but it didn’t disappear right? it’s not safe but just save it but I just clicked it right now it can still turn on again right? I can save it already Oh, yes thanks bro sorry i’m working on you sis bro, thank you very much earlier by the way btw in … if you have Instagram, who knows what there is so it’ll be delicious too, then I’ll ask for permission if I’ve already uploaded it Okay, okay there is an instagram there is is this sis? really this one uh pretty good follower Wow, it also exists, Ma’am no bro it’s cool still lost from you yeah thanks a lot yes miss thank you very much, bro Oh, yes thanks bro Yes, you are welcome just wait for the video to be uploaded thanks bro Yes thanks as usual I arranged to give away of 250,000 prizes make 5 winners so how do you look at this ..
Mini vacuum cleaner for pc. As you can see there is no specific brand name on the package of the usb cleaner. It comes with two cleaning adaptors, a rubber one, and a plastic one with a brush on it. I am plugging the USB cable of the mini vacuum cleaner into the USB 3.0 port of my laptop. I don’t think it matters in what kind of USB port you will plug the keyboard cleaner. Let’s start with the tests. First comes the FLOUR. Let’s speed up the process. It gathers most of the flour. Next is COFFEE. I am going to use no adapter this time. Let’s see if the vacuum cleaner will suck better. As you can see, pretty much all the coffee is on the paper. CRUMBS. The cleaner does an excellent job with the crumbs. The ultimate cleaning challenge – STEEL NAILS! I am sorry for the scary prank 🙂
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Funny Pranks 2017 | Try Not To Laugh or Grin Watching Funny Pranks 2017 Compilation | Life Awesome
September 26, 2019
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How to Play the Aluminum Foil Prank on a Co-worker. Giving your colleague’s office or cubicle
a makeover is a nifty practical joke. You will need Lots of aluminum foil A camera
and sticky notes. Step 1. Pick a time when you’ll have uninterrupted
access to your colleague’s workspace. Step 2. Take “before” pictures of the workspace. Step 3. Cover the walls and any windows with aluminum
foil. Paper the ceiling, too, if you can. Don’t buy the cheap dollar-store foil — this
is a job for the heavy-duty stuff. Step 4. Wrap everything in sight — from the desk,
chair, and computer right down to the last pen. Step 5. When everything is wrapped, refer to your
photos so you can put all the stuff back exactly where it was. Don’t want to spend money on foil? Swipe a stack of sticky notes from the supply
closet and cover every last surface with them. Step 6. Laugh your ass off as your coworker spends
his morning unwrapping your special gift. Did you know In 2003, an airline employee
sued Southwest Airlines for having her “arrested” as an office prank.
(water rushing) (drumroll) – Welcome to another Best Day Ever. (footsteps) Where’s Adley? Hey, where’s Adley? You don’t know? Is she under, here? Rawr!
(Adley screaming) Welcome to The Best Day Ever.
(Adley growling) (laughter)
What was that? – [Mom] All done! (laughter) – Oh, it goes backwards, like dad? You’re so cool, we have backwards hats! Mom, see, I have a backwards hat. Here, I’ll help you. Ah, there. You’re so cool, Adley!
– High five! Wait, high five the dinosaur. – [Shaun] Give him a high five. Can you give him a kiss? Rawr! (laughter) – That’s so mean. (water splashing)
– Perfect. Chicken! I need your help. Remember that one time we
put your desk on the roof? (laughs)
– Yeah (laughing) – We’re not gonna do that again. But I got an idea. Come here. I need your help, I need
your help, I need your help. Brandon!
– Yes? – You can keep working on the vlog. – Hey thanks! – But you can watch us do something cool. All right. Halliday and Marcos just
went to lunch with… (slurping) Sorry. Am I good to film the vlog now? – Oh yeah, go ahead.
– Okay, cool. So, Holiday and Marcos just
went to lunch with some buddies, and we have about an hour
before they get back. We’re gonna move Halliday’s
desk into the hot tub, – Wait.
– so he can work in– What?
– Into the hot tub? – What?
– I don’t know! Or like, on the side of the
hot tub, we’re making him a hot tub mega-desk while he’s gone. And that just seems like a
good idea, so let’s do it. Mother, I’m sorry! Oh my gosh! (everyone yelling) – Paper towels! Paper towels! – [Shaun] Aah! – [Chicken] We’re out in the bathroom! Get the paper towels! – [Brandon] Was that the really cool thing I was supposed to watch? – [Shaun] There’s like, little steps. – Whoa, holy… – Nice, all right. We’re thinking Halliday right here, a big sign that says
Halliday’s Hot Tub Desk, maybe his desk right
here, laptop over there, I think this works, like, how could you not want a hot tub desk? This isn’t a prank. This is like a nice gesture! – At the back. Get the power! – I’m gettin’ it. The computer, or the stuff in the outlet? – Every, everything. Just rip it all. – Not from the computer, though. – Rip it, rip it all out. I’m giving you complete,
– Hold it. – 100% permission.
– I’m holding back, but I just gotta listen to Chicken. – Rip it all out! – [Shaun] I know what we need! This cardboard. He lands it! – Oh my…
– What? Hey, what? – [RJ] I was working on something. (laughing) – [Shaun] What’s going on? – They completely just
turned off my computer – Chicken’s like, just
start ripping stuff out. Rip it all out. You see cords, rip it.
– Wow. Rip. It. All. Out. – Did you get that? Did you get that? Okay cut to that footage. – I’m just unplugging stuff. I’m sorry. – [RJ] Oh my… – What? Hey what? – [RJ] I was working on something. – They’re daisy-chained. You idiot. – You’re the one that told
me start ripping stuff! (laughing) Did I not say? – What’s going on? – I was working on that
thing and they completely just turned off my computer. – Chicken’s like, just
start ripping stuff out. Rip it all out, you see cords, rip it out. – Wow! – Okay now, cut back to my footage. We gotta get the spray
paint and make this sign. Chicken! Don’t make stupid ideas! – I thought it was common
sense to just not unplug stuff that wasn’t directly– – Hey guys, hold on, hold on. Everyone, come in. Let’s bring it in for some high fives. We’re all friends.
– We’re all friends. – RJ, get in here. – Hold back man, I’m tilted. – Hey, come here. Hey. Chicken, give him a high five. Say sorry. – It wasn’t, I’m sorry. – All right
– This hurts, dude. – Everyone’s good,
everyone’s good, all right. Back to the vlog. (upbeat music) – We’re gonna have to hoist it. – Okay.
– Whew. – Yeah. All right Chicken, hold that. Rrrghh! – Yeah
– Can you, ah? – I’m gonna have to
– Yep, there we go. – Fix this. – Holladay, this means we love you. This is Holladay’s monitor It’s gotta go right here for his hot tub Oh, the chair! Well played, sir. Well played. – Are we gonna put the
chair in the hot tub? – Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. We could just throw it
in there real quick. – Oh
– Heck yeah! (laughing)
– No? – I actually like that idea! Okay, maybe not that one,
but let’s do a metal chair. You can’t have a desk without a chair. I actually like this idea,
I think Alex is advanced. – [Alex] Thank you. Perfect! Awwwww!
– Man! – That just makes it – You’re welcome,
Holladay, you’re welcome. – That makes me uncomfortable. Hey guys, don’t worry, we’ll
check the pH level after this, so we’ll get it all balanced out. Don’t worry guys. (whooshing of water)
– Woo! – [Chicken] Oh my gosh. (cheering and exclaiming) Chair overboard! – Should I do it like, second-grade style? – Yeah, second-grade
style, wherever you want. (squeaking of marker)
Yes! Brett. All right guys, steal his identity. (laughing) We’re waiting for Holladay and Marcos. I had said, “Text me when
you’re on your way back “’cause I need you to
pick up something for me.” and he just texted me and said,
“Hey we’re on our way back.” and I said, “Just kidding,
you took too long, “I already got it.” Ha! It was a trap! – It’s a trap! – Do a tailwhip! Wa-hahah! I can do a tailwhip, watch. I’m good now, ’cause I started hanging
out with Tanner Fox more. – Let’s see
(thud) – Whoa!
– Ohh! Wooo! – You ready? Kay. Check this out. Woo! (applause) First try. – That a warm-up? (car honking) – Alex, hi. Give these guys something to
watch while we’re waiting. Do a trick. Whoa, whoa! He’s going, wow! – Oooh.
– That was pretty good. – [Alex] Welcome, welcome back. – How was lunch? – It was good.
– Why don’t you park the car? – Okay. Sure.
– All right. (laughing)
– Let’s go. – Are you doing this? – [Alex] I’m not gonna do it aggressively just put it on you. – Come here.
– Hold on, wait I’ve gotta– – I’m not peeking through anything. – No, I know you’re not. – I want the full, like experience. I’m tellin’ ya, I have my eyes closed. I’m not going for this, man. – I’m just taking you guys to your desks. – Marcos, are you peeking
through, or are you closed? – I’ve got my eyes closed, dude. – No, he’s closed, I can’t– (thump)
– Ohhh! – Marcos’ chair. – Here. Marcos
– Turn. – Have a seat. – Help, Brandon. – Holladay’s chair
– That’s me. (giggling) – Sit down. – Where are you going?
– Ohhh, whoa whoa whoa! – Holladay’s chair is over here and then I’m gonna send him right here? – Scoot him up! – I feel this isn’t right.
– His desk, all right. Marcos, open your eyes first. – I don’t feel my desk. – All right? Holladay open your eyes. (laughing) Well, it sucks to be Holladay. (laughing bewilderedly)
– Where’s my desk? Don’t tell me it’s in the hot tub. – [Chicken] We’ve got clues. – I need to put these on? (laughing) – [Shaun] Don’t worry about it. – First guess is hot tub. This must’ve took some effort. You like, moved my heavy desk. (laughing) – [Shaun] The new mega-desk, bro! Dude, think how many deals
you’re gonna close today! – Is this functioning? – [Shaun] Oh it’s functioning,
you’re ready to roll. – Wow!
– Ha-hah! (laughing)
Look at that chair, dude! – [Shaun] You’re ready to roll, dude! – Some phone calls, a’ight? – Hop in!
– Let’s do it! Ay-hey-hey!
– Woo! Look at this guy! He’s ready to get work done! (everyone exclaiming) Whoa, whoa, whoa! – There it is!
– Wowwww! Can I just get a, hold on, pause. I need to get a thumbnail
of it, whoa whoa whoa. I need a thumbnail of this. Can I just get you leaned back? First, shut that door. You’re witnessing some
hot behind-the-scenes thumbnail action right here. Let’s get this turned on, let’s get you working on some stuff. I think I’ve already showed you guys this but I feel like I need to show you again, Holladay at all times has 48 tabs open. Those are all tabs – [Holladay] That’s only like, half. – Classic Holladay crazy Kramer hair. (laughing) – [Shaun] Okay, so here’s one option. Lean back, like hands behind the head – [All] Whoa! – [Shaun] Okay let’s get
some like, leaned forward working on the computer. Oh my gosh, this picture’s incredible. (laughing)
– Yeah! – I think that’s probably it right there. You got it? That’s thumbnail Plan B. Always gotta have two
plans for a thumbnail. You’re good to go. Enjoy Hot Tub Desk. – Have fun, Holladay.
– I guess that’s it. – [Chicken] Hey, hey. Whoa, whoah, wow. – [All] Awwwww! – [Shaun] That was weird. – Hey. Congratulations. – Bye! – Are you gonna stay, or? (laughing) – All right, I’ll let you get to work. Don’t wanna bother ya. Let me know if there’s any
important calls you need me on. – That’s just weird. – It was weird. Look at this. – He’s just working
away, look at that guy. Man, he’s just getting it done. You know what, let’s get
some Holladays in the chat he’s a hard worker,
working in that hot tub. I don’t know if that was
like a prank or a blessing. Like, what was that? Welp, this is the part
where I’m just going to keep working at my normal
boring desk, and ah… BRB. – All right, he’s just on
a phone call right here and I come up behind him, open the door and I’m just in my swimsuit, ready to go. – [Shaun] Just jump in
the middle of his call – With my earpods! – Go for it, go for it! Team Alex, joining team Holladay. You’ve been staring at that
for a while, are you jealous? (laughing) He’s all, my surprise wasn’t as cool. – No listen, I’m actually, I’m happy it’s all for him, and not me. – [Shaun] Quick update here. – And if your team can
make it that’d be great if not, it’s not a huge deal. Um, but either way
(laughing) – I wonder if the people can hear like, bubbles in the background
and they’re just like, are you ah, are you riding a bike? I hear some wind. – We ready?
– Are you this ready? – I’m ready, man. – That was the fastest change ever. – [Shaun] Do it! I’ll come in from this door and you go through the other door. He’ll think I’m just
checking on him again. – Let me see what Shaun
thinks, and then from there we can get back to you
on dates and timing, and kinda what that looks like, and then Sweet, Shaun’s actually in L.A. Yeah, let me look at… Oh, Alex is here. Is Shaun good next Wednesday? – Um, yeah I think so. Just let me pull up the schedule – I’m good, I’m good. – All right.
– Yeah. I think we can make that work. – The master teaching the apprentice. (laughing) Look at these guys, best friends for life. My mom just pulled up. She’s gonna be so weirded out by this. – Did your mom just pull up?
(laughing) I oughtta get out, or something. – [Shaun] No, no! Just embrace the awkwardness. – Wow. That is multi-tasking. (laughing)
– She didn’t even care! She’s like, so used to this stuff now. – She’s like, ah just
another day at the office. – Mom just literally walked by that without a single care. – Cause she’s known about all
this for four or five years. Actually, no. Like almost 30 with you, and your life. – I raised you, Shaun!
(Shaun laughs) I raised you, I know what you’re about. – [Shaun] You don’t even get weirded out. – I said, “That’s multi-tasking.” (laughing) – [All] Hey! – [Shaun] Hey where’d you go? Hey! What are we doing? Rawr!
(laughing) Where are we going? A birthday party? – [Mom] Adley loves birthday parties. – [Shaun] Hey, no kicking me! Feeling better? Whoa, hey, no kicking the vlog. You’re silly! Wha, hey!
(Adley laughs) Don’t kick the vlog. Hey, whoa, hey! Kay, should we go to a birthday party? Happy birthday, dude! High fives. Can I have some food? Oh, you’re gonna get me some corn? I would love some corn. Will you find me some corn? That’s corn? I don’t think that’s corn. It is? Okay. Are you cooking the corn? Thank you. Yeah, turn it on. Okay, let me eat it. Oh, thank you. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom! Mm, that’s yummy corn, do you want some? Mmm. Me and Adley love corns. Especially maroon corn with four tires. We’re eating corn. – Mm-mmm! – [Shaun] Ready? – Go!
– Go! Did you have fun at the party? That’s the end of the vlog,
thank you for watching but first, two things. Number one: I’m really glad we got a hot tub. It’s been a lot of fun. Seriously, it was awesome to
see Holladay’s desk in there – Wait, what?
– I really enjoy it. You’ll find out about
that later, don’t worry. Jacuzzi, thank you for sending that. It has been 100% amazing,
hats off to you, we… Hats off to you. We really appreciate it. – [Announcer] Remember,
every Jacuzzi is a hot tub but not every hot tub is a Jacuzzi. – And thing number two: We filmed an amazing Adley video today. It’s with a dinosaur. Did you play hide-and-seek
with a dinosaur today? Everyone, go watch Adley’s
dinosaur hide-and-seek video. Right now, it’s gonna pop up right now, the link’s right here. Click it somewhere There’s not even a funny end clip today. – She’s really cute. – Not even a funny end
clip, don’t even wait. Just click Adley’s video. No funny end clip. The funny end clip is Adley’s video. – Watch it.
– Watch it. Bye.
(drill engine revs) (drum roll) (laughing) – We have good plans for today. We’re gonna eat breakfast,
get ready for the day, and we’re going to build something awesome and you guys can come with us. Oh my phone, thank you! Jenny’s still hanging out
with my sisters and mom doing like their girls’ day thingy, so it’s just you guys and me, and Adley. Get the vlog camera let’s go! Hey! Ooh! We’re ready. I put Adley in her bean baby outfit. (screeching) I don’t care if she wore it two days ago she looks cute so I put her in it again. And I’m wearing my baby Adley outfit! We’re going to be hanging out all day so we should be twinners, right? (laughing) First stop we’re going to the store. We gotta get some supplies. (baby cooing) (“Obtuse Angle” by RiFF RAFF) Jenny always uses this
thing when we go shopping she puts Adley in it but I
don’t know how to really use it. Okay, let’s go. Yeah, we’re at a toy store. Wow! Ooh! (baby cooing) Wow! Wow, wow! Do you want a dinosaur? Here. Octopus! What about this? Get you a piano? I think that’s a good idea. You’ll like it. So what we’re doing is,
you know the three rooms in the back of the new space station 1.5? One of those rooms we’ve decided
is going to be Adley’s room so every time she comes to
visit while we’re working, or if we need to get her
distracted or get stuff done, she can walk into that room
and play with all these toys. And that piano I just got, look, we can put that on the ground in the room and she can just walk on it and make noise and it will keep super distracted. Grandma and Grandpa have one
of these, and Adley loves it. It’s a popper, should we get that? Ooh! Another octopus! Told you she liked octopusses. Octopi? Octo… multiple octopus. Adley, should we get you a chair? These are kinda cute, do
you want an elephant chair? (buzzer) Do you want an owl chair? (buzzer) Do you want a fox chair? (buzzer) Don’t really know what Adley wants here. Do you want a Darth Vader chair? Ooh, do you want a Darth Vader chair? (buzzer) No? I was really hoping she
would pick this one. Ooh, should we do a princess chair? (chiming) Okay, she seemed excited
about the purple chair, let’s see if she likes it. Oh, you wanted to play with your toy? Is that so fun? Look what she wanted, it’s an octopus! Trains, “Be brave, be strong.” This one? (buzzer) Too bad, I already picked it! Oh my gosh, this is on sale. It’s a giant, giant, giant caterpillar. Do you like it? (multiple buzzers) Okay, Adley does not
like giant caterpillars. She keeps saying ball. We need to find her a
big ball or some balls, or those ball pit balls. Adley I think I found some balls, look. There’s princess ones,
some Minnie Mouse ones. Look, a ball! Ball? Finally found a toy she’s
excited about, a ball. Ahh, okay. Ball, yep. And we got our other stuff for the new Adley’s playstation 1.5. Yeah, probably good. Eww, don’t eat your toes! That’s gross! You’re funny. How does she even do that? If you can put your foot in
your mouth leave a comment because I feel like Adley’s
the only human I know that can do that. You’re gross. Yeah, you’re gross. You’re gross. Adley we’re home. We gotta do a quick pit stop at home because Adley needs a nap, huh? You wanna take a nap? Yeah. Jenny got home from her girl’s
night while Adley was alseep. So they’re at home chilling,
we’re going to build the Adley’s space station. Alright chicken, here’s the cutest part, are you ready? – [Chicken] Aww. – And when she comes to
visit us she’ll be so excited and will be able to play with her toys. And she’s play with this stuff instead of playing with this stuff. – Yeah, that’s important – Alright. I’m gonna try to put you guys up here so then you can look
down and watch Adley’s little space station get built. Okay. Try not to fall. (fast paced, high energy techno music) Alright, Merry Christmas Adley! I’m not buying you anything for Christmas because I just built you a space station. So yeah, we don’t normally
buy her this many toys, but it’s her Christmas I guess. Come test Adley’s space station. Pretend you’re Adley, like walk in, you kinda look like Adley
with that stupid hoodie on. – Hey, this is a cool hoodie. – [Dad] Okay Adley, go
look at your space station. – Ooh, ooh, ooh – [Dad] Ooh yeah, ball, yeah! Yeah, wait, notice your chair. Ooh wow! – I’m gonna break that. (laughing) – [Dad] Ooh look a piano, I wonder what happens
when you stand on it. Nothing I haven’t bought batteries. – You didn’t set it up. – I didn’t buy batteries yet. Ooh, I’ll go get Adley and Jenny later and I’ll bring them in. Jenny doesn’t even know I
did this, she’s gonna be like “Babe, why’d you buy her so many toys.” Oh look at this, sunset. I don’t know why I like
it so much but it’s like it’s cool because it’s in
between all the cables. I’m pretty sure I just saw Adley and Jenny while I was driving by, someone was pushing one of
those pink cars that Adley has, so they might be able to walk
over to the space station, I don’t know. What! Um, hello there! – Hi! – [Dad] What are you doing? – We’re walking to your work. – [Dad] It’s kinda late. – It wasn’t when they started. It took us 25 minutes – [Dad] Oh hi girls. 25 minutes? I think she wants to go in. – Let’s go in! – [Dad] It’s like she knows
there might be a surprise in there for her. Wait, don’t go crazy. See, the problem is babe, I don’t want her running around touching our computer cables and stuff. Where’s the baby suppose
to go in a space station? – Where is she suppose to go? – [Dad] Come here, come on! – Can you go in here? – [Dad] Check that out! Go over there! Wow! – Oh my gosh! You got her a chair? That’s so cute! – [Dad] Ball? Oh, what’s that? – This place is funner than our house. – Exactly. Oh! – Oh boy, I bet that makes noise. (toy rattling) – Ball? Ooh, a ball! Ball! That was the most excited she got the whole time we were shopping, when she saw that she freaked out. Let’s see if I can make a basket, ready? Watch, miss. Hey! Oh, balls! Balls, balls, balls! We hooked up the VR, it’s a huge space. I got some of my friends over here. We’re gonna be playing some VR tonight. Jake’s first time on a one wheel. Yep, good approach. Whoa, whoa, easy, easy! (laughing) The psychology of the car
being right there got to you. – [Jake] You gotta watch the car. – Ooh look at this sound system. (upbeat music) – [Chicken] You’re not even close dude, this room is huge. – [Dad] Alright, best of luck. – Achievements. (all laughing) (eerie music) (drill whirring) (all laughing) – [Chicken] Wait for it. (all cheering) – [Dad] Oh dude, that
sledge hammer though. – [Audio Clip] It’s a sledge hammer (fast paced, high energy techno music) (energetic, bouncy piano music) – Because Adley needs a nap. (horror movie high pitched screeching)
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Impractical Jokers – “Ass Man or Breast Man” Ep. 810 (Web Chat) | truTV
August 13, 2019
Alright, I’ll start over. Ready? Let’s take it.
Let’s take it. How many questions
do you have here? -10.
-No. We can do about
five questions tops. Here we go. ♪♪ Hey, it’s Sal. I want to thank you
for joining us for “Ask a Joker.” Every week,
we tweet this out. You guys hashtag #AskAJoker
on Twitter, and we search
for your questions, and then we answer them. So obviously
I just lost the episode where I play
a host at Delmonico’s, and I can’t get people
the reservations they rightfully had. Ohh. Unfortunately, the arrival of Mr. Damon and Mr. DiCaprio
made it so that… “Usurped your reservation.” -Usurped?
-Usurped your reservation. Let’s start off right away with a question from Diana
who says, “tonight, Q said Eddie Vedder
would be the celebrity he goes on a date with. If you could go on a date
with any celebrity, who would it be?” Oh, man.
That’s a tough one. Uh…who would I go
on a date with out of a celebrity? You know, I… I’ve always had a thing
for J-Lo, and she ain’t going nowhere, and neither is my thing for her. I think she turned 50 recently. She looks as good as ever. I saw J-Lo, also, recently
in Vegas at her residency, and let me tell you. She gives 110%. And, so,
for lack of a better answer, I think I would like to say, J-Lo, if by chance
you’re watching hashtag #AskAJoker
on the Internet right now, I’m available and would love
to take you out for lunch. We can talk all things. I like food. I like travel. And I like a gal who can dance
and really carries herself well. Am I harping on this question
a little bit? ‘Cause I just want
to let J-Lo know that if she’s watching
on the Internet right now — because you never know
what people do. J-Lo might be surfing the Net
now on Twitter, and she might be looking up
hashtag #AskAJoker. Stranger things have happened. Let’s skip
all the way past nine questions to the last question. Sadie asked, “what is your favorite piece
of the chicken to eat? You strike me as a breast man.” It’s a summer day in Manhattan,
about 5:00 p.m. And I’m sitting in the dirt
under the sun replying to Sadie,
who I’ve never met before, about what my favorite
piece of chicken is to eat, like I don’t have
better things to do. Sadie also makes a gigantic leap
and says “you strike me
as a breast man.” Sadie, I don’t want
to disappoint you, but the piece of chicken
that I’d go for first is the ass. I’m way more of an ass man
than a breast man. I eat the ass of a chicken. The thigh of a chicken. I don’t eat ass from chickens
or otherwise. But I’ll eat a thigh,
and I meant thigh. So don’t try to make any videos
of me saying I’ll eat ass and then putting them
out of context, ’cause I eat ass. And I know that’s another
isolated sound bite you could take out of context. Don’t do that either. Join us every week on Twitter
for “Ask a Joker” — hashtag #AskAJoker. Come see us on tour. Look it up on
thetenderloins.com/tour or impracticaljokers.com. The guys and I are touring
all over the world, and dates
are always being added. Also, please watch
“Impractical Jokers” Thursday nights
at 10:00 p.m. Eastern. We have a new show coming out called the “Misery Index”
on TBS. It’s a game show
that starts October 22nd. “Impractical Jokers”
is not going anywhere, but this is a new, fun venture
we’re doing. Please watch that. And then I go on tour solo
all the time. SalVulcanoComedy.com. And then while you’re at it,
just on to, like, GoFundMe.com and look up a good cause
and donate a buck or two, too. It won’t take anything from you,
but it’ll help someone else. I eat chicken ass. Thank you. ♪♪