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HOT TUB DESK o_O

August 16, 2019

(water rushing) (drumroll) – Welcome to another Best Day Ever. (footsteps) Where’s Adley? Hey, where’s Adley? You don’t know? Is she under, here? Rawr!
(Adley screaming) Welcome to The Best Day Ever.
(Adley growling) (laughter)
What was that? – [Mom] All done! (laughter) – Oh, it goes backwards, like dad? You’re so cool, we have backwards hats! Mom, see, I have a backwards hat. Here, I’ll help you. Ah, there. You’re so cool, Adley!
– High five! Wait, high five the dinosaur. – [Shaun] Give him a high five. Can you give him a kiss? Rawr! (laughter) – That’s so mean. (water splashing)
– Perfect. Chicken! I need your help. Remember that one time we
put your desk on the roof? (laughs)
– Yeah (laughing) – We’re not gonna do that again. But I got an idea. Come here. I need your help, I need
your help, I need your help. Brandon!
– Yes? – You can keep working on the vlog. – Hey thanks! – But you can watch us do something cool. All right. Halliday and Marcos just
went to lunch with… (slurping) Sorry. Am I good to film the vlog now? – Oh yeah, go ahead.
– Okay, cool. So, Holiday and Marcos just
went to lunch with some buddies, and we have about an hour
before they get back. We’re gonna move Halliday’s
desk into the hot tub, – Wait.
– so he can work in– What?
– Into the hot tub? – What?
– I don’t know! Or like, on the side of the
hot tub, we’re making him a hot tub mega-desk while he’s gone. And that just seems like a
good idea, so let’s do it. Mother, I’m sorry! Oh my gosh! (everyone yelling) – Paper towels! Paper towels! – [Shaun] Aah! – [Chicken] We’re out in the bathroom! Get the paper towels! – [Brandon] Was that the really cool thing I was supposed to watch? – [Shaun] There’s like, little steps. – Whoa, holy… – Nice, all right. We’re thinking Halliday right here, a big sign that says
Halliday’s Hot Tub Desk, maybe his desk right
here, laptop over there, I think this works, like, how could you not want a hot tub desk? This isn’t a prank. This is like a nice gesture! – At the back. Get the power! – I’m gettin’ it. The computer, or the stuff in the outlet? – Every, everything. Just rip it all. – Not from the computer, though. – Rip it, rip it all out. I’m giving you complete,
– Hold it. – 100% permission.
– I’m holding back, but I just gotta listen to Chicken. – Rip it all out! – [Shaun] I know what we need! This cardboard. He lands it! – Oh my…
– What? Hey, what? – [RJ] I was working on something. (laughing) – [Shaun] What’s going on? – They completely just
turned off my computer – Chicken’s like, just
start ripping stuff out. Rip it all out. You see cords, rip it.
– Wow. Rip. It. All. Out. – Did you get that? Did you get that? Okay cut to that footage. – I’m just unplugging stuff. I’m sorry. – [RJ] Oh my… – What? Hey what? – [RJ] I was working on something. – They’re daisy-chained. You idiot. – You’re the one that told
me start ripping stuff! (laughing) Did I not say? – What’s going on? – I was working on that
thing and they completely just turned off my computer. – Chicken’s like, just
start ripping stuff out. Rip it all out, you see cords, rip it out. – Wow! – Okay now, cut back to my footage. We gotta get the spray
paint and make this sign. Chicken! Don’t make stupid ideas! – I thought it was common
sense to just not unplug stuff that wasn’t directly– – Hey guys, hold on, hold on. Everyone, come in. Let’s bring it in for some high fives. We’re all friends.
– We’re all friends. – RJ, get in here. – Hold back man, I’m tilted. – Hey, come here. Hey. Chicken, give him a high five. Say sorry. – It wasn’t, I’m sorry. – All right
– This hurts, dude. – Everyone’s good,
everyone’s good, all right. Back to the vlog. (upbeat music) – We’re gonna have to hoist it. – Okay.
– Whew. – Yeah. All right Chicken, hold that. Rrrghh! – Yeah
– Can you, ah? – I’m gonna have to
– Yep, there we go. – Fix this. – Holladay, this means we love you. This is Holladay’s monitor It’s gotta go right here for his hot tub Oh, the chair! Well played, sir. Well played. – Are we gonna put the
chair in the hot tub? – Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. We could just throw it
in there real quick. – Oh
– Heck yeah! (laughing)
– No? – I actually like that idea! Okay, maybe not that one,
but let’s do a metal chair. You can’t have a desk without a chair. I actually like this idea,
I think Alex is advanced. – [Alex] Thank you. Perfect! Awwwww!
– Man! – That just makes it – You’re welcome,
Holladay, you’re welcome. – That makes me uncomfortable. Hey guys, don’t worry, we’ll
check the pH level after this, so we’ll get it all balanced out. Don’t worry guys. (whooshing of water)
– Woo! – [Chicken] Oh my gosh. (cheering and exclaiming) Chair overboard! – Should I do it like, second-grade style? – Yeah, second-grade
style, wherever you want. (squeaking of marker)
Yes! Brett. All right guys, steal his identity. (laughing) We’re waiting for Holladay and Marcos. I had said, “Text me when
you’re on your way back “’cause I need you to
pick up something for me.” and he just texted me and said,
“Hey we’re on our way back.” and I said, “Just kidding,
you took too long, “I already got it.” Ha! It was a trap! – It’s a trap! – Do a tailwhip! Wa-hahah! I can do a tailwhip, watch. I’m good now, ’cause I started hanging
out with Tanner Fox more. – Let’s see
(thud) – Whoa!
– Ohh! Wooo! – You ready? Kay. Check this out. Woo! (applause) First try. – That a warm-up? (car honking) – Alex, hi. Give these guys something to
watch while we’re waiting. Do a trick. Whoa, whoa! He’s going, wow! – Oooh.
– That was pretty good. – [Alex] Welcome, welcome back. – How was lunch? – It was good.
– Why don’t you park the car? – Okay. Sure.
– All right. (laughing)
– Let’s go. – Are you doing this? – [Alex] I’m not gonna do it aggressively just put it on you. – Come here.
– Hold on, wait I’ve gotta– – I’m not peeking through anything. – No, I know you’re not. – I want the full, like experience. I’m tellin’ ya, I have my eyes closed. I’m not going for this, man. – I’m just taking you guys to your desks. – Marcos, are you peeking
through, or are you closed? – I’ve got my eyes closed, dude. – No, he’s closed, I can’t– (thump)
– Ohhh! – Marcos’ chair. – Here. Marcos
– Turn. – Have a seat. – Help, Brandon. – Holladay’s chair
– That’s me. (giggling) – Sit down. – Where are you going?
– Ohhh, whoa whoa whoa! – Holladay’s chair is over here and then I’m gonna send him right here? – Scoot him up! – I feel this isn’t right.
– His desk, all right. Marcos, open your eyes first. – I don’t feel my desk. – All right? Holladay open your eyes. (laughing) Well, it sucks to be Holladay. (laughing bewilderedly)
– Where’s my desk? Don’t tell me it’s in the hot tub. – [Chicken] We’ve got clues. – I need to put these on? (laughing) – [Shaun] Don’t worry about it. – First guess is hot tub. This must’ve took some effort. You like, moved my heavy desk. (laughing) – [Shaun] The new mega-desk, bro! Dude, think how many deals
you’re gonna close today! – Is this functioning? – [Shaun] Oh it’s functioning,
you’re ready to roll. – Wow!
– Ha-hah! (laughing)
Look at that chair, dude! – [Shaun] You’re ready to roll, dude! – Some phone calls, a’ight? – Hop in!
– Let’s do it! Ay-hey-hey!
– Woo! Look at this guy! He’s ready to get work done! (everyone exclaiming) Whoa, whoa, whoa! – There it is!
– Wowwww! Can I just get a, hold on, pause. I need to get a thumbnail
of it, whoa whoa whoa. I need a thumbnail of this. Can I just get you leaned back? First, shut that door. You’re witnessing some
hot behind-the-scenes thumbnail action right here. Let’s get this turned on, let’s get you working on some stuff. I think I’ve already showed you guys this but I feel like I need to show you again, Holladay at all times has 48 tabs open. Those are all tabs – [Holladay] That’s only like, half. – Classic Holladay crazy Kramer hair. (laughing) – [Shaun] Okay, so here’s one option. Lean back, like hands behind the head – [All] Whoa! – [Shaun] Okay let’s get
some like, leaned forward working on the computer. Oh my gosh, this picture’s incredible. (laughing)
– Yeah! – I think that’s probably it right there. You got it? That’s thumbnail Plan B. Always gotta have two
plans for a thumbnail. You’re good to go. Enjoy Hot Tub Desk. – Have fun, Holladay.
– I guess that’s it. – [Chicken] Hey, hey. Whoa, whoah, wow. – [All] Awwwww! – [Shaun] That was weird. – Hey. Congratulations. – Bye! – Are you gonna stay, or? (laughing) – All right, I’ll let you get to work. Don’t wanna bother ya. Let me know if there’s any
important calls you need me on. – That’s just weird. – It was weird. Look at this. – He’s just working
away, look at that guy. Man, he’s just getting it done. You know what, let’s get
some Holladays in the chat he’s a hard worker,
working in that hot tub. I don’t know if that was
like a prank or a blessing. Like, what was that? Welp, this is the part
where I’m just going to keep working at my normal
boring desk, and ah… BRB. – All right, he’s just on
a phone call right here and I come up behind him, open the door and I’m just in my swimsuit, ready to go. – [Shaun] Just jump in
the middle of his call – With my earpods! – Go for it, go for it! Team Alex, joining team Holladay. You’ve been staring at that
for a while, are you jealous? (laughing) He’s all, my surprise wasn’t as cool. – No listen, I’m actually, I’m happy it’s all for him, and not me. – [Shaun] Quick update here. – And if your team can
make it that’d be great if not, it’s not a huge deal. Um, but either way
(laughing) – I wonder if the people can hear like, bubbles in the background
and they’re just like, are you ah, are you riding a bike? I hear some wind. – We ready?
– Are you this ready? – I’m ready, man. – That was the fastest change ever. – [Shaun] Do it! I’ll come in from this door and you go through the other door. He’ll think I’m just
checking on him again. – Let me see what Shaun
thinks, and then from there we can get back to you
on dates and timing, and kinda what that looks like, and then Sweet, Shaun’s actually in L.A. Yeah, let me look at… Oh, Alex is here. Is Shaun good next Wednesday? – Um, yeah I think so. Just let me pull up the schedule – I’m good, I’m good. – All right.
– Yeah. I think we can make that work. – The master teaching the apprentice. (laughing) Look at these guys, best friends for life. My mom just pulled up. She’s gonna be so weirded out by this. – Did your mom just pull up?
(laughing) I oughtta get out, or something. – [Shaun] No, no! Just embrace the awkwardness. – Wow. That is multi-tasking. (laughing)
– She didn’t even care! She’s like, so used to this stuff now. – She’s like, ah just
another day at the office. – Mom just literally walked by that without a single care. – Cause she’s known about all
this for four or five years. Actually, no. Like almost 30 with you, and your life. – I raised you, Shaun!
(Shaun laughs) I raised you, I know what you’re about. – [Shaun] You don’t even get weirded out. – I said, “That’s multi-tasking.” (laughing) – [All] Hey! – [Shaun] Hey where’d you go? Hey! What are we doing? Rawr!
(laughing) Where are we going? A birthday party? – [Mom] Adley loves birthday parties. – [Shaun] Hey, no kicking me! Feeling better? Whoa, hey, no kicking the vlog. You’re silly! Wha, hey!
(Adley laughs) Don’t kick the vlog. Hey, whoa, hey! Kay, should we go to a birthday party? Happy birthday, dude! High fives. Can I have some food? Oh, you’re gonna get me some corn? I would love some corn. Will you find me some corn? That’s corn? I don’t think that’s corn. It is? Okay. Are you cooking the corn? Thank you. Yeah, turn it on. Okay, let me eat it. Oh, thank you. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom! Mm, that’s yummy corn, do you want some? Mmm. Me and Adley love corns. Especially maroon corn with four tires. We’re eating corn. – Mm-mmm! – [Shaun] Ready? – Go!
– Go! Did you have fun at the party? That’s the end of the vlog,
thank you for watching but first, two things. Number one: I’m really glad we got a hot tub. It’s been a lot of fun. Seriously, it was awesome to
see Holladay’s desk in there – Wait, what?
– I really enjoy it. You’ll find out about
that later, don’t worry. Jacuzzi, thank you for sending that. It has been 100% amazing,
hats off to you, we… Hats off to you. We really appreciate it. – [Announcer] Remember,
every Jacuzzi is a hot tub but not every hot tub is a Jacuzzi. – And thing number two: We filmed an amazing Adley video today. It’s with a dinosaur. Did you play hide-and-seek
with a dinosaur today? Everyone, go watch Adley’s
dinosaur hide-and-seek video. Right now, it’s gonna pop up right now, the link’s right here. Click it somewhere There’s not even a funny end clip today. – She’s really cute. – Not even a funny end
clip, don’t even wait. Just click Adley’s video. No funny end clip. The funny end clip is Adley’s video. – Watch it.
– Watch it. Bye.

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Ultimate Baby Toy Room!!

August 13, 2019

(drill engine revs) (drum roll) (laughing) – We have good plans for today. We’re gonna eat breakfast,
get ready for the day, and we’re going to build something awesome and you guys can come with us. Oh my phone, thank you! Jenny’s still hanging out
with my sisters and mom doing like their girls’ day thingy, so it’s just you guys and me, and Adley. Get the vlog camera let’s go! Hey! Ooh! We’re ready. I put Adley in her bean baby outfit. (screeching) I don’t care if she wore it two days ago she looks cute so I put her in it again. And I’m wearing my baby Adley outfit! We’re going to be hanging out all day so we should be twinners, right? (laughing) First stop we’re going to the store. We gotta get some supplies. (baby cooing) (“Obtuse Angle” by RiFF RAFF) Jenny always uses this
thing when we go shopping she puts Adley in it but I
don’t know how to really use it. Okay, let’s go. Yeah, we’re at a toy store. Wow! Ooh! (baby cooing) Wow! Wow, wow! Do you want a dinosaur? Here. Octopus! What about this? Get you a piano? I think that’s a good idea. You’ll like it. So what we’re doing is,
you know the three rooms in the back of the new space station 1.5? One of those rooms we’ve decided
is going to be Adley’s room so every time she comes to
visit while we’re working, or if we need to get her
distracted or get stuff done, she can walk into that room
and play with all these toys. And that piano I just got, look, we can put that on the ground in the room and she can just walk on it and make noise and it will keep super distracted. Grandma and Grandpa have one
of these, and Adley loves it. It’s a popper, should we get that? Ooh! Another octopus! Told you she liked octopusses. Octopi? Octo… multiple octopus. Adley, should we get you a chair? These are kinda cute, do
you want an elephant chair? (buzzer) Do you want an owl chair? (buzzer) Do you want a fox chair? (buzzer) Don’t really know what Adley wants here. Do you want a Darth Vader chair? Ooh, do you want a Darth Vader chair? (buzzer) No? I was really hoping she
would pick this one. Ooh, should we do a princess chair? (chiming) Okay, she seemed excited
about the purple chair, let’s see if she likes it. Oh, you wanted to play with your toy? Is that so fun? Look what she wanted, it’s an octopus! Trains, “Be brave, be strong.” This one? (buzzer) Too bad, I already picked it! Oh my gosh, this is on sale. It’s a giant, giant, giant caterpillar. Do you like it? (multiple buzzers) Okay, Adley does not
like giant caterpillars. She keeps saying ball. We need to find her a
big ball or some balls, or those ball pit balls. Adley I think I found some balls, look. There’s princess ones,
some Minnie Mouse ones. Look, a ball! Ball? Finally found a toy she’s
excited about, a ball. Ahh, okay. Ball, yep. And we got our other stuff for the new Adley’s playstation 1.5. Yeah, probably good. Eww, don’t eat your toes! That’s gross! You’re funny. How does she even do that? If you can put your foot in
your mouth leave a comment because I feel like Adley’s
the only human I know that can do that. You’re gross. Yeah, you’re gross. You’re gross. Adley we’re home. We gotta do a quick pit stop at home because Adley needs a nap, huh? You wanna take a nap? Yeah. Jenny got home from her girl’s
night while Adley was alseep. So they’re at home chilling,
we’re going to build the Adley’s space station. Alright chicken, here’s the cutest part, are you ready? – [Chicken] Aww. – And when she comes to
visit us she’ll be so excited and will be able to play with her toys. And she’s play with this stuff instead of playing with this stuff. – Yeah, that’s important – Alright. I’m gonna try to put you guys up here so then you can look
down and watch Adley’s little space station get built. Okay. Try not to fall. (fast paced, high energy techno music) Alright, Merry Christmas Adley! I’m not buying you anything for Christmas because I just built you a space station. So yeah, we don’t normally
buy her this many toys, but it’s her Christmas I guess. Come test Adley’s space station. Pretend you’re Adley, like walk in, you kinda look like Adley
with that stupid hoodie on. – Hey, this is a cool hoodie. – [Dad] Okay Adley, go
look at your space station. – Ooh, ooh, ooh – [Dad] Ooh yeah, ball, yeah! Yeah, wait, notice your chair. Ooh wow! – I’m gonna break that. (laughing) – [Dad] Ooh look a piano, I wonder what happens
when you stand on it. Nothing I haven’t bought batteries. – You didn’t set it up. – I didn’t buy batteries yet. Ooh, I’ll go get Adley and Jenny later and I’ll bring them in. Jenny doesn’t even know I
did this, she’s gonna be like “Babe, why’d you buy her so many toys.” Oh look at this, sunset. I don’t know why I like
it so much but it’s like it’s cool because it’s in
between all the cables. I’m pretty sure I just saw Adley and Jenny while I was driving by, someone was pushing one of
those pink cars that Adley has, so they might be able to walk
over to the space station, I don’t know. What! Um, hello there! – Hi! – [Dad] What are you doing? – We’re walking to your work. – [Dad] It’s kinda late. – It wasn’t when they started. It took us 25 minutes – [Dad] Oh hi girls. 25 minutes? I think she wants to go in. – Let’s go in! – [Dad] It’s like she knows
there might be a surprise in there for her. Wait, don’t go crazy. See, the problem is babe, I don’t want her running around touching our computer cables and stuff. Where’s the baby suppose
to go in a space station? – Where is she suppose to go? – [Dad] Come here, come on! – Can you go in here? – [Dad] Check that out! Go over there! Wow! – Oh my gosh! You got her a chair? That’s so cute! – [Dad] Ball? Oh, what’s that? – This place is funner than our house. – Exactly. Oh! – Oh boy, I bet that makes noise. (toy rattling) – Ball? Ooh, a ball! Ball! That was the most excited she got the whole time we were shopping, when she saw that she freaked out. Let’s see if I can make a basket, ready? Watch, miss. Hey! Oh, balls! Balls, balls, balls! We hooked up the VR, it’s a huge space. I got some of my friends over here. We’re gonna be playing some VR tonight. Jake’s first time on a one wheel. Yep, good approach. Whoa, whoa, easy, easy! (laughing) The psychology of the car
being right there got to you. – [Jake] You gotta watch the car. – Ooh look at this sound system. (upbeat music) – [Chicken] You’re not even close dude, this room is huge. – [Dad] Alright, best of luck. – Achievements. (all laughing) (eerie music) (drill whirring) (all laughing) – [Chicken] Wait for it. (all cheering) – [Dad] Oh dude, that
sledge hammer though. – [Audio Clip] It’s a sledge hammer (fast paced, high energy techno music) (energetic, bouncy piano music) – Because Adley needs a nap. (horror movie high pitched screeching)

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Impractical Jokers – “Ass Man or Breast Man” Ep. 810 (Web Chat) | truTV

August 13, 2019

Alright, I’ll start over. Ready? Let’s take it.
Let’s take it. How many questions
do you have here? -10.
-No. We can do about
five questions tops. Here we go. ♪♪ Hey, it’s Sal. I want to thank you
for joining us for “Ask a Joker.” Every week,
we tweet this out. You guys hashtag #AskAJoker
on Twitter, and we search
for your questions, and then we answer them. So obviously
I just lost the episode where I play
a host at Delmonico’s, and I can’t get people
the reservations they rightfully had. Ohh. Unfortunately, the arrival of Mr. Damon and Mr. DiCaprio
made it so that… “Usurped your reservation.” -Usurped?
-Usurped your reservation. Let’s start off right away with a question from Diana
who says, “tonight, Q said Eddie Vedder
would be the celebrity he goes on a date with. If you could go on a date
with any celebrity, who would it be?” Oh, man.
That’s a tough one. Uh…who would I go
on a date with out of a celebrity? You know, I… I’ve always had a thing
for J-Lo, and she ain’t going nowhere, and neither is my thing for her. I think she turned 50 recently. She looks as good as ever. I saw J-Lo, also, recently
in Vegas at her residency, and let me tell you. She gives 110%. And, so,
for lack of a better answer, I think I would like to say, J-Lo, if by chance
you’re watching hashtag #AskAJoker
on the Internet right now, I’m available and would love
to take you out for lunch. We can talk all things. I like food. I like travel. And I like a gal who can dance
and really carries herself well. Am I harping on this question
a little bit? ‘Cause I just want
to let J-Lo know that if she’s watching
on the Internet right now — because you never know
what people do. J-Lo might be surfing the Net
now on Twitter, and she might be looking up
hashtag #AskAJoker. Stranger things have happened. Let’s skip
all the way past nine questions to the last question. Sadie asked, “what is your favorite piece
of the chicken to eat? You strike me as a breast man.” It’s a summer day in Manhattan,
about 5:00 p.m. And I’m sitting in the dirt
under the sun replying to Sadie,
who I’ve never met before, about what my favorite
piece of chicken is to eat, like I don’t have
better things to do. Sadie also makes a gigantic leap
and says “you strike me
as a breast man.” Sadie, I don’t want
to disappoint you, but the piece of chicken
that I’d go for first is the ass. I’m way more of an ass man
than a breast man. I eat the ass of a chicken. The thigh of a chicken. I don’t eat ass from chickens
or otherwise. But I’ll eat a thigh,
and I meant thigh. So don’t try to make any videos
of me saying I’ll eat ass and then putting them
out of context, ’cause I eat ass. And I know that’s another
isolated sound bite you could take out of context. Don’t do that either. Join us every week on Twitter
for “Ask a Joker” — hashtag #AskAJoker. Come see us on tour. Look it up on
thetenderloins.com/tour or impracticaljokers.com. The guys and I are touring
all over the world, and dates
are always being added. Also, please watch
“Impractical Jokers” Thursday nights
at 10:00 p.m. Eastern. We have a new show coming out called the “Misery Index”
on TBS. It’s a game show
that starts October 22nd. “Impractical Jokers”
is not going anywhere, but this is a new, fun venture
we’re doing. Please watch that. And then I go on tour solo
all the time. SalVulcanoComedy.com. And then while you’re at it,
just on to, like, GoFundMe.com and look up a good cause
and donate a buck or two, too. It won’t take anything from you,
but it’ll help someone else. I eat chicken ass. Thank you. ♪♪

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Trolling the Windows Indian Phone Call Scam

August 9, 2019

Hello Hello, yes oh Hi Sir, this is Ryan Jefferson and Im calling you about your computer ok Uh Ok, Yeah ? calling today ? from our technical department that your computer has accidentally downloaded some of the deadly malicious files. Ok? Oh has it? Oh dear I didn’t realise. At the moment it is at risk Sir because of these deadly malicious file. Ok. Oh right. Oh is it? These deadly malicious… These malicious files have created an Exception on your computer. which is continuously spreading into the entire system and as a result of that it has already damaged some of the softwares and the applications… Ok. Oh right. Oh ok yeah Well Sir, at the moment er… What I need to do What I want to do is I would like for you to see those errors, because once you see that it can give you all that your details of those errors. Since these errors did not go and did not err you know did not give you any popup in the foreground, that is the reason you are not aware of it. However, it is your computer that has generated an error in boot and it has fed the ? viddo ? servers where we have our technicians working round the clock and they have detected it from there ok? Oh ok, yes. Now I would like to show you those problems which are damaging your computer, ok. Right yes, yeah. So what I want you to do is um I hope you have a desktop, right? Yes I do. Can you. Is the computer turned on Sir? Its not at the moment, Im just err… Oh I can turn it on now Can you turn on the computer? Yeah ok, turning it on now. Yup. Let me know once it has turned on, ok? Ok, yes. Sorry, its very slow it does take quite a long time to boot up.lots of other scammers in the backgroundNo problem Sir, now that we have called you we will ensure all the issues existing on your computer are taken care of, ok. Ok, yeahMe cursing that Virtualbox wouldn’t clone Windows OS in timeSir while you are turning on the computer can I just err… Hold. Can I just please be on hold a few seconds. Ok, yeah Just get glass of waterYou can hear all the scammers againGo on, how many errors are there? Ummm?
[None its a fresh install of Windows 7] What you need to do. Did you see the errors right? A few appeared there, yes. Ok Sorry I just cancelled them all, I just got rid of them straight away. Ok, now look at your keyboard Yep On the straight left-hand side corner of your keyboard There is a C-T-R-L Control Key Yes I see that. and just next to the Control key there is a Window key Oh yes … Now press the Window Key and at the same time press R, R for Romeo Right, yes Got err… So now have you got the run box on your screen? Yes, got that. Now in that white panel over there are it blank? Yes theres nothing there at the moment, Yes nothing there. Now type over there E for England [… V E N T V W] and R for Romeo Yep So now tell me what you have typed there? EventVwr Ok. So now just click on Ok. Ok, yep. Ok got some program appeared Now have you got eventviewer there Yes, yeah got that Ok, so now let me explain what is event viewer Event viewer is a place which has been designed by Microsoft themselves where they can see the reason of their software failure and how many files of their software has been corrupted and how many are parts in good condition. Right. Right yep. So, just confirm me what have you got on the left-hand side of the space? Of the event viewer Errr. It just says. Custom views, Logs, Applications, Services, Subscriptions Ok Make a single left click on the Windows Logs Ok, yes Now on the list are there Applications, Security, Setup, System? Yes I can see that Now we are going to check the application part of the software, alright Ok, yes Now make another left click on Application Yep got that Now have you got a list of Information, Information, Information? In the middle part of this list Yeah theres loads in there. Ok now check it out, in the list of Information can you see any Red circle Errors or any Yellow triangle Warnings? Errr theres an awful lot in here. Just scroll this page and check it out if there any Error or Warning Theres a huge section of them here, I’ve got pages full. Ok scroll down the page Theres loads there though Can you just scroll down there to look through those Errors where you have list of Information. You see a scroller right? Yeah I got that, theres like hundreds of errors though. Just check if you have more than five errors or less than five. Don’t take an exact count of errors. It will be in Red colours. Theres at least 50 to 100 there! Hundred Errors? Yes Correct. One moment Sir I want you to stop it right there. Ok Let me tell you Sir, normally you don’t get hundred errors right, at the moment since you see hundred errors it means that one error is actually leading to all the rest of the errors that you get to see ok? Ok, yeah. Ok, let me tell you Sir the same problems you know ??? leading to all these problems. At the moment you have either there were so many standards there were some errors, there were some damage done by these deadly malicious files, correct? Oh right ok Applications on your computer alright? Now that you have seen hundred errors let me tell you Sir if you ignore the problem anymore, let me tell you it is going to be dangerous and beleive me one day you might find your computer not working at all. Oh really? Yes Sir it has happened for us and to me and I have gone through those problems nobody can understand that better than me, alright. Oh ok. Anyway now I have shown you those errors Sir on your applications and if you have wreaked it let me tell you any kind of error or damage thats done on the applications while working can damage internally which you can’t see But that, these place which you saw all those errors you will find all the error logs. Can I just check with you Sir, how old is this Computer? Its only about six months old. Six months old? Yes thats correct. Do you have any other computer or laptop at home? No its my only one. Let me tell you Sir that the warranty on your computer is already lapsed Meaning that the software warranty on your computer comes with six months, ok? And the six months warranty that you had on your computer is already lapsed I really could do with a pint now. Only on the default software which your computer comes with whenever you buy a brand new computer. This warranty is also lapsed and you do not have any warranty whatsoever on the software on the applications you have got, ok. Right, ok yeah. Let me tell you Sir that because there is no warranty on your computer right now. Your computer becomes you know… Your computer becomes more prone to such errors because there is nothing to back the computer right, because there is no warranty, ok. So what we will need to do is reactivate the warranty on your computer using a six digit code, ok. And using the same six digit code I will also be able to have this call connected to my technicians alright, Who will take care of all the problems existing on your computer. And he is going to ensure that you install a different security software on your computer alright, that which ensure that these deadly malicious files do not intrude into your computer, ok. Right So whatever security you already have on your computer is definitely not good enough, because if it was strong enough it won’t have let the deadly malicious files intrude into your computer and cause all these damages which you have seen round right now, ok. Ok, I don’t even have security applications on here. I don’t have antivirus checker or anything. Let me tell you Sir that is the reason you have all these problems. You don’t have antivirus, you don’t have firewall. Let me tell you, these two security softwares are not good enough to block those malicious files, ok. Because now days you will have computer attack technologies becoming dynamic, alright. Oh right. What we will need to do is err I will have this call connected to my technicians, alright and I will give you a six digit code that will be your warranty licence code of your computer, ok. also I wanted to let you know that if I reactivate the warranty for both the security and software on this computer alright, and if you happen to buy a new computer or laptop in the future, the warranty will get carried forward to the other computers and laptops you have at home ok. So you do not need to get the warranty reactivated separately for all the computers and laptops. Oh ok Also Sir once I get the warranty reactivated on your computer… Alright Sir so what I need to do there is, let me tell you Sir to reactivate the warranty on your computer you will need to bear a one time cost alright which will be £90 to reactivate the warranty for one long year alright. That is what is charged to ??? Eh, ok yeah thats quite a lot. Alright Sir if you want two years warranty I can give you £30 discount so that would cost you just £150 which otherwise was £180 Because one year £90, two years will be £150. Two years we will charge you £150. And say we do three years, if you go for three years we will only charge you only £200 giving you a discount of £70. Alright So I will regularly do this normally £270 giving you say £200 with a discount of £70. Alright Oh ok that sounds a good deal then. Alright, so let me tell you Sir that if you go for five years long plan it is going to ensure you almost or brazen security, five years warranty it will cost you £290. Alright, and that is five years warranty that is going to cost you… I will go ahead and have a six digit code generated alright, to get the warranty reactivated on your computer alright. Ok yes. Sir, so… I will go ahead and get the warranty reactivated for five long years on your computer and after that you do not need to worry about anything at all, anything malicious on your computer all can get taken of by our expert technicians alright. Right ok. So I just needed to know which card would you like to use to make the payment for reactivation for five years? Errr [I was trying to work out what he said] Is it a Visa or Mastercard? Mastercard Mastercard? Yes it is yeah And alright, one moment Sir. Can I have your name spelt out for me? Last name Right, do you know what I’m not going to do this, because I run Linux on my computer and I know this is a scam. So thank you very much I have recorded this whole conversation and I’m going to put it on to.. This is not a scam call, one moment Sir No rubbish. I run Linux on my computer. I do not use Windows At All So thank you, I have had a nice call here, I got a good recording of this conversation. Its brilliant I’ve had such a good laugh here. Im going to post this on Youtube Who told you this is a scam call? Who told you this is a scam call Sir. If its a scam call lets conference call the Police station I can work it out myself, Im a tech. So do that I don’t care about that. Lets conference the call right now. wait a moment. oh hilarious. HAHA. I can work it out myself you idiot.

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August 9, 2019

>>SAL’S OUR BIG LOSER. [ LAUGHTER ]>>SO, TO CELEBRATE, WE’RE HERE AT GARY AND CRYSTAL’S WEDDING.>>OH, YEAH! OKAY. WHO’S GARY AND CRYSTAL?>>AH, DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT, SAL. YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT THE SPEECH.>>NO! [ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, GUYS…>>JUST GO OUT THERE AND SPEAK FROM THE HEART.>>NO, I CAN’T.>>THAT’S FINE. WE DIDN’T THINK YOU COULD, SO WE WROTE THIS SPEECH FOR YOU. GO AHEAD. GO OUT THERE AND GIVE A LITTLE SPEECH.>>WE GOT YOU ALL TAKEN CARE OF.>>OH [BLEEP] [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]>>LOOK AT HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK HOW NERVOUS HE IS. ALL RIGHT, HERE HE GOES.>>OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS.>>THERE’S A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THAT WEDDING, BUDDY. [ LAUGHTER ]>>THIS IS NOT — THIS IS NOT RIGHT. THIS IS NOT RIGHT.>>WHAT SAL DOESN’T KNOW IS THE BRIDE AND GROOM ARE ACTUALLY IN ON IT.>>YES.>>BUT THE 300 STRANGERS IN THE ROOM ARE A DIFFERENT STORY.>>DEFINITELY NOT IN ON IT.>>WE’RE GONNA RUIN THIS WEDDING.>>HERE IT COMES.>>ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, NEXT SPEECH IS ALL YOURS, PAL.>>CHEERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>YEAH!>>HERE WE GO. YES.>>OH [BLEEP] [ LAUGHTER ] HELLO, EVERYONE.>>OH, MY GOD.>>HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.>>I HATE YOU GUYS.>>OH, YOU HATE US? I’M SORRY. YOU HATE US?>>[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]>>”CRYSTAL AND GARY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE MOST GOOD PEOPLE I’VE EVER KNOWN.” [ LAUGHTER ] “THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED THEM. THEY’RE LIKE LOYAL DOGS. THEY’RE LIKE MY DOGS. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?” [ LAUGHTER ] “KNOW WHAT I MEAN?”>>YEAH.>>”SO IT’S FITTING THAT THEY STOOD BY ME WHEN THINGS GOT… ROUGH-ROUGH.” [ LAUGHTER ] “WHEN I FIRST MET THEM, I USED TO ASK GARY ALL THE TIME IF I COULD…” [ LAUGHTER ] “I USED TO ASK GARY ALL THE TIME IF HE COULD SEND ME SOME… PICTURES OF CRYSTAL IN A BIKINI.” [ LAUGHTER ] “I RUN A PROJECT WHERE I BRING PICTURES OF ALL DIFFERENT GIRLS IN BIKINIS TO PRISONERS IN EXCHANGE FOR WOODWORKINGS.” [ LAUGHTER ] “SPEAKING IN BARTENDING SPEAK, I CAN GIVE YOU THIS METAPHOR ABOUT MARRIAGE. THE MAN IS LIKE THE LIQUOR AND THE WOMAN IS LIKE THE MIXER. AND LIFE STIRS IT UP, AND GOD IS LIKE THE BARTENDER.”>>THAT’S RIGHT.>>”AND THE DEVIL –” MM.>>SAY IT!>>”THE DEVIL IS YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW.”>>OH! [ LAUGHTER ]>>”LIFE’S GONNA PLAY TRICKS ON YOU. YOU’LL LOSE YOUR JOB, YOU’LL FIGHT, YOU’LL GO INTO DEBT, YOU’LL GET SICK. SO LET’S RAISE A GLASS.”>>YEAH! RAISE A GLASS!>>YAY!>>BUT HE’S NOT DONE YET!>>THESE TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH, I HATE IT. [ CHUCKLES ] [ LAUGHTER ]>>THEY SLOWLY LOWER DOWN.>>THIS ISN’T A JEWISH WEDDING, BUT MY JEWISH FRIEND, HYMAN, TOLD ME THAT, IN HIS CULTURE, IT’S IMPORTANT FOR THE GROOM TO BREAK A GLASS. I’M NO JEW, BUT I HAVE BROKEN A LOT OF GLASSES. BUT TONIGHT I DON’T MEAN TO BREAK THE HYMAN… [ LAUGHTER ]>>OH, GOD! NEXT PAGE! [ LAUGHS ]>>…TRADITION. [ LAUGHTER ]>>LOOK AT THEIR FACES.>>I WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING THAT MY GRANDFATHER TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG THAT GAVE ME THE CHILLS, AND IT SEEMS MOST FITTING TODAY. HE SAID, “SAL…”>>HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.>>”…I SHOT A LOT OF JAPS IN WORLD WAR II.” [ LAUGHTER ]>>OH, NO!>>”GUYS, THERE’S NO DENYING YOU’RE AWESOME TOGETHER, BUT SOMETIMES MARRIAGE CAN BE LIKE WAR. DON’T LET THE JAPANESE GET IN YOUR WAY.” [ LAUGHTER ]>>WOW.>>OH, MY GOD. THEY’RE STARTING TO REVOLT. [ LAUGHTER ]>>CRYSTAL, YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL INSI–” OH.>>HERE IT COMES, HERE IT COMES.>>[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] I CAN’T SAY THIS.>>YOU GOT TO FINISH THAT SPEECH, BUDDY.>>”YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT. I SHOULD KNOW.” [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] [ LAUGHTER ] CHEERS.>>SAL, EVERYBODY.>>THAT WENT OVER WELL. [ LAUGHING ]>>THAT WAS BRUTAL, MAN.>>GENTLEMEN, LET’S RAISE A GLASS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]>>THAT WAS…>>REALLY HARSH.>>ALL RIGHT! MURR LOST!>>THAT’S RIGHT!>>AND FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT, BUDDY, WE CAME TO THE DOWNTOWN CONFERENCE CENTER, WHERE YOU’LL BE PLAYING A CULINARY EXPERT PRESENTING FOODS FROM AROUND THE WORLD.>>OKAY.>>EXCEPT YOU’RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO TASTE ANYTHING. IN FACT, YOU’RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SAY ANYTHING, EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ]>>BECAUSE WE’RE GONNA SHOOT UP YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR CHOMPERS WITH TONS OF NOVOCAINE.>>WHAT?! [ LAUGHTER ]>>WAIT. IS THIS DANGEROUS? FOR REAL. YOU CAN’T JUST INJECT A DRUG IN MY BODY.>>IT’S GOING TO BE COMPLETELY PAINLESS, I PROMISE. [ LAUGHTER ]>>ALL RIGHT!>>HERE WE GO.>>THIS DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN IS OUR FRIEND DR. DAN SULLIVAN.>>OH, YES.>>HE’S GONNA BE PUMPING YOUR MOUTH-HOLE FULL OF THE ‘CAINE. [ LAUGHTER ]>>WHAT IS THE LEGAL AMOUNT THAT YOU CAN GIVE?>>WHATEVER THE LEGAL LIMIT IS –>>2 PLUS 5. HERE WE GO. OH, MY GOD! IT’S SO GROSS!>>I CAN’T TAKE IT FROM JUST WATCHING.>>WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHAT ARE WE DOING TO OURSELVES?>>GOD!>>WHY ARE WE DOING THIS TO OURSELVES?>>[ LAUGHS ]>>HOW YOU FEELING?>>UH, WEIRD. [ LAUGHTER ]>>THAT’S SO DISGUSTING. YOU ALREADY SPIT WITH EVERY WORD YOU SAY. YOUR MOUTH’S GONNA BE LIKE A SUPER SOAKER. [ LAUGHTER ]>>HELLO. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. WELCOME, EVERYONE. MY NAME… [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHTER ]>>THIS IS BRILLIANT.>>MY NAME IS JAMES MURRAY. [ Slurring ] AND I’M — I’M A FOOD ENTHUSIAST. [ LAUGHTER ] I’M VERY EXCITED TODAY TO BE PRESENTING TO YOU FOODS FROM DIFFERENT CONTINENTS THAT I’VE TRAVELED TO AROUND THE WORLD. OKAY. THIS IS A TRADITIONAL ITALIAN DISH OF SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS.>>WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?>>SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, AND, OF COURSE, TO COMPLEMENT IT, WE HAVE CABERNET… [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A DELIGHTFUL GLASS OF CABERNET — CABERNET SAUVIGNON. [ LAUGHTER ]>>SO, NOW, MOST PEOPLE GET SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS IN A BOLOGNESE SAUCE.>>MOST PEOPLE GET SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS IN A BOLOGNESE SAUCE. [ LAUGHTER ]>>AND, OF COURSE, LET’S NOT FORGET A GOOD, GARLICKY PESTO.>>AND LET’S NOT FORGET A GOOD, GARLICKY PE… P-P-PESTO SAUCE. [ LAUGHTER ]>>I ALSO LIKE…>>I ALSO LIKE…>>…SHRIMP SCAMPI. [ LAUGHS ]>>…SHRIMP…SCAMPI.>>YOU KNOW WHO I HEARD MAKES A STUPENDOUS SHRIMP SCAMPI.>>[ GROANS ] YOU KNOW WHO I HEARD MAKES A STUPENDOUS SHRIMP SCAMPI.>>SUSAN SARANDON.>>AAH! [ LAUGHTER ]>>SUSAN — SUSAN SARANDON MAKES A GREAT SHRIMP SCAMPI.>>HE SOUNDS LIKE SEAN CONNERY. [ LAUGHTER ]>>SAY “WELCOME TO THE ROCK.”>>WELCOME TO THE ROCK. [ LAUGHTER ]>>I CAN’T WAIT TO DIG IN. LET ME TRY SOME OF THIS SPAGHETTI. [ LAUGHTER ]>>OH [BLEEP] I CAN’T WAIT TO DIG IN. I’M GONNA — I’M GONNA SAMPLE ALL… [ LAUGHTER ] I’M GONNA SAMPLE ALL THE FOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] I’M SORRY. I’M GONNA SAMPLE ALL THE FOOD HERE. I DIDN’T EXPECT THAT. BUT I’M GONNA DIG RIGHT IN AND SHOW YOU A LITTLE BIT OF THE FLAVOR OF THESE FOODS. OKAY, LET’S TRY SOME SPAGHETTI. OH, MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] MMM! [ LAUGHTER ] IT’S DELICIOUS.>>YOU HAVE SPAGHETTI ON YOUR LEFT… [ LAUGHTER ]>>IT’S PERFECTION. IT’S GREAT.>>GO TO ANOTHER CUISINE, BUDDY.>>THIS IS A SOFT-SHELL TACO.>>I FIND WHEN YOU PUT BEEF IN THE TACO, IT’S BEST TO BRAISE IT.>>I FIND THAT WHEN YOU PUT BEEF IN A TACO, IT’S BEST TO BRAISE IT.>>BRAISED BEEF…>>BRAISED BEEF…>>…IS BRILLIANT.>>…IS… BRAISED B… BRAISED BEEF IS B… [ LAUGHTER ] BRAISED BEEF IS BRILLIANT. [ LAUGHTER ]>>I’VE SAID IT ONCE. I’LL SAY IT AGAIN.>>I’VE SAID IT ONCE. I’LL SAY IT AGAIN. BRAISED BEEF IS B… BRAISED BEEF IS BRILLIANT.>>THIS IS A SWEET TEA. LET’S TRY IT.>>FINISH THE WHOLE THING. [ LAUGHTER ]>>IT’S JUST LIKE A FAUCET IS SPRAYING HIM IN THE MOUTH. [ LAUGHTER ]>>AHH! [ LAUGHTER ]>>ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.>>ALL RIGHT, YOU DID IT.>>YEAH!>>THERE WE HAVE IT — SOME FOODS FROM AROUND THE WORLD.>>AND, AS I LIKE TO SAY, ARRIVEDERCI.>>AND, AS THEY SAY IN ITALY, ARRIVEDERCI. [ LAUGHTER ] and with a Double Down loss,
he’s tonight’s big loser. Tonight, we’re here
for Q’s punishment, and buddy, you’ll be getting in
touch with your feminine side. That’s right. You’re gonna be taking part
in a panel discussion as an expert amongst other
experts on women’s issues. And all you have to do
is respectfully disagree with their expert opinion. Oh, I knew it! I knew it was gonna be
something horrible. We’re throwing you
to the wolves. This is going to hit a nerve
with a lot of people. So he is going to be grilled
in there. Q’s gonna be an ass[bleep]
on this panel. I mean, there’s no other
way to say it. Murr:
The ironic thing is — I mean, Q doesn’t believe
any of this stuff. Women love Q. He’s a charming guy.
He’s nice. He was brought up right
by his mother. Let’s see him charm his way
out of this, though. -Here we go.
-Here we go, Q. There he is. Woman:
Thank you for attending SHE. The focus of our evening is going to be
a panel discussion with three very distinguished
guests, all of whom have written
extensively on women’s issues. Murr:
He’s already squirming. Woman:
We have Katie Goodman. She’s a feminist speaker,
author, and activist. Then we have Rachel Sklar. She’s the co-founder
of Change the Ratio, which increases visibility
and opportunity for women in tech and new media. And finally,
we have Brian Quinn, who is a social awareness
blogger with his award-nominated blog,
“Brother of the Sisterhood.” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] So, the moderator’s
helping us do this, but Q doesn’t know that,
and neither does the audience. Murr: Here we go. It’s still not uncommon to hear the phrase,
“That’s a man’s job,” and I want to hear your thoughts
on that particular phrase. Katie,
what do you think? So, remember,
just oppose their views. It’s super-simple. Brian? Uh, there are men’s jobs
and there are women’s jobs. I mean, I think we all — I mean, we’re not saying
that that doesn’t exist, right? I mean, you’re not —
-We are kind of — We are
kind of saying that. [ Laughter ] But it’s just like,
if you pull up to a garage and you got to get
an alternator replaced and there’s a woman mechanic, the majority of men —
and women — are gonna look at that
and be like, “Hey, man. I’m all for, you know,
women’s rights. I mean, who isn’t? But I also want my car
to run well.” [ Gasps ] [ Laughter ] [ Inhales sharply ]
You can feel it. You can feel it!
-I can’t take it. We’re gonna discuss some of
the most influential women, who you think they are, and sort of what gives them
that influence. Michelle Obama,
Shonda Rhimes. Women can do
all sorts of things. [ Applause ] All right, buddy.
Now disagree with that. You know, um,
these are, you know — the Michelle Obama thing. Eh. She got there
’cause she slept with a man. [ Laughter ] Oh, my God.
Oh, my — [ Groans ] I think Michelle Obama’s
a fantastic example — Right, but she wouldn’t
be in the White House if her husband
hadn’t gotten her there. [ Laugher ] I mean, very pretty.
Very pretty. [ Laughter ] I’m getting — I don’t know
how much I can take now. Brian, actually, this
next question is for
you, specifically. You have a blog entitled
“Brother of the Sisterhood,” and a recent excerpt
from your blog reads… This is Q’s “quote”
that we wrote. “If women made
as much money as men, they would definitely
spend it all, specifically
for their children, because they’re such loving
human beings by nature. These emotions often
cloud their judgment, though, making them unstable
or irrational.” Can you please explain
that quote? Sal:
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God. Q: I think that’s true
of everybody. Maybe I didn’t make that
clear enough. I’ve made a lot of irrational
decisions, you know. I’ve chosen bad friends. [ Laughter ] So I think the point
I was trying to make there is just like, “Hey,
you know, these ladies — they’re going through a lot.” You know. [ Laughter ] Joe: Great answer. Brian, do you have
any closing remarks? If I had boobs,
I’d play with them all day. [ Laughter ] Come on.
This is it, and you’re all done. Are you sure you don’t want to make closing remarks
before I go? [ Laughs ] I guess
my closing remark is — [ Chuckles ] [ Laughs ] Uh, you know,
if I — Oh. Can’t leave
till you say it. Oh, my God. If I had boobs… …I’d just be home
playing with them all day. [ Laugher ] So, the fact that you’re not
is amazing. [ Laughter ] Thank you, everybody.
That’s it for our panel
discussion today. [ Applause ] Yeah!
He got through it! Oh, my God. the bustling Heartland Brewery in Times Square. [ Laughing ] Joe… I hate when you guys
have the giggles. …you are a manager
and you’re on break. I’m on… It’s not what
you think. Some of the tables upstairs
are ours, and they break. Go break the tables. The other ones that aren’t ours, what happens to those? -Don’t — Don’t —
-They don’t break. So, don’t break. they could break. It’ll be fun today. -All right, buddy. -All right, here he is. It’s lunch time with your busy Times Square crowd, and among all of these tables, only eight of them break. Q: Good luck
finding them. Everybody’s doing okay? -Yeah.
-Yeah?
-Good, great. Joe, just say,
“I’m a manager”. I’m a manager,
so, anything you need. So, the people sitting at
“our” tables are with us. customers are real and have no idea
what’s happening. But Joe, all the tables
look the same. I was hoping that
would’ve been a misstep. No. No, no. I got to try this table. I’m going to try this table,
with the dude, here. -Everything okay? What’d you get there?
The beef stroganoff? Meatloaf. Sorry about that. You know, I could —
I could find out if… they could get you
another burger. I could find out. We might have some in the —
We were getting a delivery. [ Laughter ] The table’s not just gonna crumble if you put five pounds of pressure on it. We’re gonna need you
to go full — airborne. Oh, my God. [ Laughter ] Murr:
That’s a fail, bud. up front. -Look at the guy’s face!
-Oh, he’s pissed. We’ll get you another water,
there. We’ll clean that up. Well, good thing you got the raincoat on ’cause you got a little wet with the water. Sorry. I got to clean this up.
This is a little slippery. Oh, the floor’s slippery?
Careful. I didn’t realize there was
so much water on the… Whoops. [ Laughter ] Sal: He went down
like a dead body. That’s unfortunate. We’re gonna need
another table. I’m a manager. People are
in disbelief. -And this place is dead quiet.
-You’re not done yet. That’s just one. I’m the manager. Yeah,
just checking to make sure it’s sturdy. [ Laughter ] That’s solid. That’s a for-sure-ski. But he just laid
in their plates. -And everything good? -Yeah, thank you. -Excellent.
-Pretty good. Thank you so much. about this one. There’s only one way
to find out, though. I’ve just got to do it
like a band-aid. I’m a manager. That’s my bad.
-Keep going. Keep going, keep going.
-And that one stung. I’m gonna try
this table behind me. Please do. [ Laughter ] Sal: Jump, right now,
on that table. Jump! I’m a manager.
Get them a cheesecake. Halfway there,
buddy. Joe, the one to your left
looks pretty peculiar. Joe: Cheers, guys. Not one of ours, Joe! [ Laughter ] [Bleep] I caught my dick. I need more padding. You weirdo. I’m the manager.
How’s the bread– That one
was easier, guys. You were just messing
with me there. That one was easy. [Bleep]. “H Look, some tables are harder
to break than others. Sometimes, you need to
get off the top rope. [Bleep] you, guys. I mean, that’s what I want to see. Oh, that’s it. [Bleep] I don’t know what is. Does that table next
to the ladder break or not? Well, there’s only one
way to find out, huh? Oh! Ohh, my God! is watching you, just anticipating
the jump. Do you want to back up? I mean… happening. Oh! Yeah! I’m a manager. No, no,
it’s good. off the check. Q: Look at
the carnage. [ Laughter ] Somebody threw
a towel. I’m a manager. All right, Joe, good job. You found
all of our tables. [ Vocalizes ] [ Laughter ]>>LET ME GUESS. [ LAUGHS ] I’M IN A TALENT SHOW?>>COME ON, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU’RE THE JUDGE OF THE TALENT SHOW.>>TO BE MORE PRECISE, IT’S A CHILDREN’S TALENT SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]>>YOU LIKE KIDS, RIGHT?>>YEAH, I LIKE KIDS.>>NO, YOU DON’T. [ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY. THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING OUT TODAY TO OUR TALENT SHOW. SAL, YOU ARE THE SIMON COWELL OF THIS TALENT SHOW!>>[ LAUGHS ]>>LET’S GET STARTED WITH OUR FIRST PERFORMER.>>WHAT SAL DOESN’T KNOW IS THAT THE KIDS ARE IN ON IT. THEY KNOW THAT’S SAL’S A PLANTED JUDGE.>>THE AUDIENCE, THOUGH, HAS NO CLUE.>>NO IDEA. NO IDEA. [ FOLK MUSIC PLAYS ]>>WOW!>>WOW!>>KID’S GOOD, IRISH TAP DANCING. THIS KID’S ALL RIGHT.>>LOOK HOW HIGH HER LEGS GO.>>YELL, “I ORDERED CHICKEN>>YELL, “I ORDERED CHICKEN WINGS AN HOUR AGO.”>>[ LAUGHS ]>>WHAT SAL DOESN’T KNOW IS THAT THE KIDS ARE IN ON IT.>>THE AUDIENCE, THOUGH, HAS NO CLUE.>>NO IDEA.>>I ORDERED CHICKEN WINGS AN HOUR AGO. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>IT WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL TO WATCH. THANKS SO MUCH FOR THAT GREAT PERFORMANCE.>>MAKE SURE THE GIRL KNOWS THAT YOU ORDERED CHICKEN WINGS AN HOUR AGO, TOO, WHEN YOU GIVE YOUR FEEDBACK.>>I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME CONCENTRATING, ONLY BECAUSE I ORDERED CHICKEN WINGS AN HOUR AGO. I CALLED IT OUT WHILE YOU WERE DANCING.>>IT’S HARD ENOUGH TO SIT THROUGH A KIDS’ TALENT SHOW.>>OH, GEE. IT’S HARD ENOUGH [GROANS] IT’S [GROANS] IT’S HARD ENOUGH, YOU GUYS KNOW THIS — IT’S HARD ENOUGH TO SIT THROUGH A KIDS’ TALENT SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] DESPITE THE FACT THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO EAT — I ORDERED CHICK– ANYWAY, FORGET THE CHICKEN WINGS. THAT WAS GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ]>>UP NEXT, WE HAVE DANCING.>>SAL, UNDER YOUR TABLE’S A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS. OPEN IT UP AND MAKE IT AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE WHILE YOU’RE OPENING IT. [ BAG RUSTLING LOUDLY ]>>THERE YOU GO, RIGHT UP TO THE MIKE. RIGHT UP TO THE MIKE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>IT WAS GREAT, VERY NICE.>>THAT WAS GOOD, NOT GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ]>>THAT WAS… THAT WAS GOOD. NOT GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ]>>NEXT UP, WE HAVE JUMP ROPE. [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ APPLAUSE ]>>SO YOU JUMP. [ LAUGHTER ]>>SO, UH, YOUR TALENT IS YOU JUMP. SO, THEN, YOU JUST JUMP, THEN?>>YOU EVER SEE A KANGAROO?>>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN, LIKE, A KANGAROO?>>THEY JUMP.>>THEY JUMP.>>THEY DON’T GET AWARDS FOR IT, DO THEY? [ LAUGHTER ]>>THEY DON’T GET AWARDS FOR IT, THOUGH, DO THEY?>>THE AUDIENCE IS SHOOTING YOU DAGGERS.>>THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]>>NEXT UP, WE HAVE MARTIAL ARTS.>>LAST ONE.>>LAST ONE, BUDDY. LAST ONE. [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]>>DAMN! LOOK AT THAT LANDING!>>HE’S GOT SOME GOOD FORM. [ APPLAUSE ]>>SAL, DO YOU WANT TO GET UP AND DO SOME KARATE MOVES?>>[ CHUCKLES ]>>SAL, SHOW THEM YOUR MOVES.>>SHOW THEM YOUR MOVES! YEAH!>>COME ON, BUDDY.>>[ SIGHS ] WATCH THIS. [ SIGHS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ] [ MUSIC STOPS ] [ LAUGHTER ]>>I COULD TAKE YOU IN A FIGHT.>>[ SIGHS ] I COULD TAKE YOU IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW THAT.>>NO.>>AND THEY’RE CLAPPING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THE CROWD HATES YOU! THEY APPLAUDED THAT THE 12-YEAR-OLD WAS GONNA BEAT YOU UP. [ LAUGHTER ] -All right.
-All right. Murray is our big loser. That’s right,
and today we’re at Tumblr, and the CEO is giving their
weekly meeting. And, Murray,
you are a new hire, very hip and young, and you are gonna heckle
the whole thing. -Yes.
-Oh, come on. [ Laughter ] Just before
we get rolling here, I would love it if,
this week… Sal: The CEO’s the only one
in the room that knows — he gave his permission
to film with Tumblr. Murray does not know that. Intern experience —
Beyza, come on up. [ Cheers and applause ] Q: Here we go. I’m originally from Turkey, and I’ve been working
on iOS Core Team. Yell, “Like a boss!” It feels amazing.
It feels really good. [ Laughter ] Like a boss! -Yeah.
-Whoo! [ Laughter ] [ Speaking indistinctly ] Yell, “Like a boss!”
again. More obnoxious, though.
Go “baawwws.” I had meetings with other teams,
so it feels really great. Like a baawwws! [ Laughter ] No claps!
No claps this time! And before I start anything
about my project, I needed to plan it. -Like…a…baawwws!
-A…baawwws! So, I had iOS experience before,
but it was with Objective-C, so I learnt some — Like a baawwws! [ Laughter ] Um. Man: Here we go. Um. [ Laughter ] Relax. It’s casual. Just mumble “Tumblr police”
under your breath. Tumblr police. [ Laughter ] He’s so good
at being a dick. Shuqi, come on up. Joe: “I mean,
who doesn’t come up? Who doesn’t come up
in this meeting?” I mean, who doesn’t come up? Seems like
the whole company’s coming up. [ Man speaking indistinctly ] [ Laughter ] “Participation trophy
for everybody.” It’s like
a participation trophy. [ Laughter ] Oh, my God. Shuqi, tell us about
your experience this summer. Shuqi-Shuqi, now. [ Laughter ] Shuqi: Hi.
Um, hello — hello, everyone. Shuqi-Shuqi, now. Hey, I have an idea. Why don’t you zip it
until he’s finished, okay? Thanks. -Oh!
-Oh, my God. ♪♪ Man: Really? [ Laughter ] They’re on their IM,
calling for security. All the employees use an
interpersonal IM called “Slack,” and they’re on it, calling for
security to come get him out. So, Murr, just say,
“I’m on Slack, too. Yeah. I’m on Slack, too.
I know what you guys are doing. [ Laughter ] [ Laughter and applause ] Sal:
He put the phone away! We have a special surprise
for y’all. We just found out
a little while ago how big a fan they are
of Guy Fieri, and it turns out
Joe has his contact info, and we called Guy
and asked him to call in. ♪♪ Yeah. Is that Guy Fieri? [ Laughter ] Hey, everybody in Flavortown, hope you’re having
a good summer. [ Cheers and applause ] Yell,
“Guy Fieri, you suck!” By the way,
you are huge on Tumblr. I don’t know if you knew
that or not. Our team really loves you a lot.
We have a big project — Guy Fieri sucks. -Hey!
-Ohh! -Ohh!
-Oh, my God. Hey, you better
watch yourself, pal. -Ohh!
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We have a rule here that says
“No assholes,” and you’re at the top
of the asshole list. -Ooh!
-Wow. [ Laughter ] They’re a metal band
here in Brooklyn. Sal: All right, baby boy.
You’re at the front door. You’re collecting
cover charges. You got that fanny pack
stacked with cashola. Yep, the unofficial staff badge.
You’re all set. How’s it going, man?
How are you? Good. Good. We’re collecting
for the band tonight. Uh. $5. All right.
Thank you. Thanks. is there’s no cover tonight. It’s a free show. We are collecting
for the band tonight. Thanks, brother. Thank you.
Thank you very much. Enjoy the show.
Thanks very much. The power of a damn lanyard. Wow. That’s great. Joe: That fanny pack’s getting fat. Oh. Thanks so much.
Enjoy the show, sir. Every single person
is giving him money. Oh. Cool. Thank you. Well, that’s a lot of money. I never thought
I was gonna say this, but am I gonna get punished
any time soon? We’re punishing you
with boredom. Sal: Yo, this place is jam packed. You can come on back here. Murr: Great job, bub. Excellent job. Joe: There you go.
Your shift’s over. We’ll take the fanny pack. the door anymore. You did good, though.
You got a lot of money. Go back into the club. You’ll know what to do
when the time comes. You might be. Good luck, Tight Fright. There he is. I’ll take a beer. Joe: All right, get a beer.
That’s fine. Settle in, buddy.
Settle in. All right. Hey, everybody. Can I have your attention
for one quick minute here, real quick? Murr: Here we go! Tight Fright is gonna come out
here in just a few minutes, but I have a quick
announcement that it’s been brought to my
attention that somebody was outside collecting money
for the venue here. There’s no cover
charge tonight, so if you find
that person, please… …try to get your money back. [Bleep] you guys. [ Crowd booing ] The money’s gone. You are in the
lion’s den now! The place is in an uproar right now. the fanny pack. It’s in the fanny pack, and the
fanny pack is somewhere else. No, it’s cool. Oh, my God! Oh, no, I’m cool.
I’m gonna watch the show. hairy in there, buddy. Don’t worry. The bag
of money’s at the bar. Yeah, I’m gonna go by the bar. The thing’s over there. He threw a beer can at him! Oh, my God. It’s only $5! And let’s not devolve
into animals. Oh, here we go. [ Crowd booing ] [ Laughter ] Give people their money back! Damn you guys.
I’m covered in beer. Count it out!
Go through the crowd! Go through the crowd
and hand out quarters. Guys, I got the money here. Just put in here. Here we go. No one’s questioning why the bag
has a huge dollar sign on it. They had $3. $3? Oh! Oh, oh, oh! [ Shouting ] people their money back! You animals! Oh, my God. m a? I gave you the money back! I’m so sorry about this. -“Big misunderstanding. I thought I was gonna
get away with this.” It was a big misunderstanding. I didn’t think
I was gonna get caught. It’s a big misunderstanding. $4… you have to do — Jump up on stage and ask everybody if you’re all square. We’re all square? [ Crowd booing ] You survived, buddy.
You survived. But you do look like
a real ass[bleep]>>JOE IS TODAY’S BIG LOSER.>>WHICH BRINGS US HERE TO THE LYNN REDGRAVE THEATRE ON BLEECKER STREET, WHERE WE’RE GONNA FILL THIS ROOM WITH SCIENCE ENTHUSIASTS AND FORCE YOU TO POSE AS AN EXPERT.>>THE MODERATOR IS GONNA ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS. YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THEM TO THE WORST OF YOUR ABILITIES.>>WE’RE SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS, WE WANTED THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE.>>THAT’S RIGHT. WE ARE GONNA BE ON THE PANEL WITH YOU, BUDDY.>>SO, YOU’RE GONNA BE HELPING ME OUT.>>EH…>>I WOULD NOT CALL IT THAT.>>THANKS, EVERYONE, FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT. WE’RE GONNA BE COVERING A LOT OF BIG TOPICS, SO PLEASE HELP ME IN WELCOMING OUR PANEL OF EXPERTS. [ APPLAUSE ]>>HELLO.>>FIRST, WE HAVE BRIAN QUINN, WHO IS THE, UH, PROFESSOR OF ROBOTICS AT THE COLLEGE OF STATEN ISLAND.>>YES.>>WE HAVE SAL VULCANO, WHO IS THE OPERATIONS SPECIALIST AT NASA. DR. JAMES MURRAY, HEAD OF DRONE RESEARCH AT DARPA. AND FINALLY, JOE GATTO, ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF QUANTUM MECHANICS, NORTH AMERICAN DIVISION.>>NORTH AMERICA.>>SO, WHAT WERE YOUR REACTIONS TO THE PRISM PROGRAM? PRISM PROGRAM?>>I WOULD DEFINITELY DEFER TO –>>YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. THAT DEFINITELY LANDS RIGHT IN MY WHEELHOUSE. UM, THE PRISM PROGRAM? YOU GOT TO — YOU GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT FROM ALL ANGLES. THAT’S WHAT PRISM MEANS, RIGHT? YOU GOT TO… THE PRISM, YOU KNOW, THEORY, BASICALLY, REALLY IS SAYING, YOU KNOW, AS A PRISM OPERATES… IT’S TO COME AT THE PROBLEM AT DIFFERENT ANGLES. UH, MY — I THINK IT’S BEST TO ATTACK A PROBLEM AT ITS SOURCE AND DESTROY IT THERE.>>IT’S BEEN A YEAR AND A HALF SINCE THE BLACKOUT AGAINST SOPA AND PIPA, AND NOW WITH THE BENEFIT OF HINDSIGHT, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT BLACKOUT WAS SUCCESSFUL?>>JOE?>>OH, UH, THE BLACKOUT. YES. IT HAPPENED. DID WE LEARN FROM IT? MAYBE. SHOULD WE? ABSOLUTELY.>>I’M SORRY. I-I’M JUST — I’M JUST A SIMPLE ROBOTICS TEACHER FROM THE COLLEGE OF STATEN ISLAND. I DON’T KNOW IF THEY’RE AWARE WHAT THE BLACKOUT EVEN WAS. WHAT WAS THE BLACKOUT?>>UH, THE BLACKOUT? UH, THE BLACKOUT WAS, UH — YOU KNOW, THE BLACKOUT IS A, YOU KNOW… WE LOST POWER.>>SO — SO YOU’RE TAKING HIS QUESTION TO MEAN…?>>LITERALLY, YES.>>COULD I ASK YOU A QUESTION? I-I’VE, UH — I’VE NEVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING ON A PANEL WITH A QUANTUM MECHANICS, UH…>>EXPERT.>>EXPERT. [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. UH, WE ALL HAVE HEARD OF THE QUANTUM MECHANICS OF PLANCK’S CONSTANT, OF COURSE.>>OF COURSE.>>UH, I’VE NEVER QUITE UNDERSTOOD IT. COULD YOU EXPLAIN IT IN LAYMEN’S TERMS?>>YOU KNOW HOW, UH, THE WORLD GOES ‘ROUND? DOES THAT? YEAH. THE PLANCK CONSTANT DOESN’T. JUST THINK OF A-A PLANK.>>[ CHUCKLES ]>>LIKE, IF A PIRATE SHIP WAS…>>SO, THE WORLD IS SPINNING ON A –>>NO, NO. IN LAYMEN’S TERMS, SORRY, UH, DR. ROBOT. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT I’M SAYING IS, IF YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN HERE, THE PLANCK — THE PLANCK CONSTANT JUST MEANS THAT, YOU KNOW, AS THE WORLD SPINS, SOME THINGS DON’T. [ LAUGHTER ]>>WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON SUPERPOSITION? EVERYONE KNOWS SUPERPOSITION, OF COURSE, IN THE QUANTUM MECHANICS’ WORLD. WHAT’S YOUR THOUGHTS ON THAT?>>I COULD TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.>>[ CHUCKLES ]>>I’M ALL GOOD WITH IT, FOR THE MOST PART. I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE –>>YOU’RE ALL GOOD?>>[ CHUCKLES ]>>[ Laughing ] YOU’RE ALL GOOD WITH SUPERPOSITION?>>CAN YOU SPEAK TO THE PART THAT YOU’RE NOT ALL GOOD WITH?>>[ LAUGHS ]>>WELL, I MEAN, THE BIGGEST THING IS, UH, WHEN TO USE IT AND WHEN TO NOT USE IT, RIGHT? SHOULD YOU USE IT IN A COMPUTING SYSTEM THAT’S GOING TO GUIDE MISSILE ATTACKS IN CENTRAL AMERICA? YES. SHOULD YOU USE IT IN A TABLET? NO. YOU SHOULDN’T USE THAT IN A TABLET. I DON’T NEED THAT IN THE APP. THERE’S NOT AN APP FOR THAT, AND I’M FINE WITH IT, BECAUSE SUPERPOSITION ISN’T A POWER THAT SHOULD BE YIELDED BY A 10 YEAR OLD NAMED DUNCAN WHO LIVES DOWN IN NEW JERSEY ON HIS iPOD TOUCH. [ LAUGHTER ]>>I WANT TO THANK OUR PANEL VERY MUCH FOR COMING OUT.>>YEAH, I’M GLAD I DID THIS. THIS — THIS WAS VERY ENJOYABLE. [ APPLAUSE ]

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World’s Best Gaming Room | Overtime 10 | Dude Perfect

August 8, 2019

Hey codes, what’s up, buddy? I want you to do the honors ( subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom)( sorry for any mistake ) Oh Twins purple dude perfect in overtime tall guy beard twins purple our head over What was your last desk pops been a minute that’s in a minute just pops amazing Laurie alright anyways, run down to the show today. We got a banger to start real unfortunate followed by hey Guess what? We have a brand new gaming room here at D phq-2 Unveiled for the first time this episode then we head to everybody’s favorite cool not cool And then we finish it with an absolute gem of a betcha You’re gonna want to stay for the end on that one But right now I need to go get a new hat because it’s time for some wheel unfortunately For this drawing of wheel unfortunate we will be featuring the squid It’s an oldie but a goodie I’m gonna need you to hold this while I get our names All five names are going in the Hat. Here we go Cubs. Don’t think just pick just think don’t think right now just pick Oh my gosh, we did it Wait, I didn’t really want him to fit him. Yeah, he’s good open it. Here we go boys For the very first time a Lot of people say could never happen they said today was impossible But today for the first time I get to meet one of my childhood heroes. He’s a fan above Giants and a giant among men Please put your hands together for mr To be here thank you Wow, you know, I have to say with all due respect. You’re much better-looking in person than on camera Thank you. I think way you know what I say put her there pal sure. Oh, oh Well, there’s like a some kind of a like a reverse magnet weird. Try that again Well, it feels really weird let me really step into this will let me see Golly that hurts Oh, hold on one sec. Sorry about this little unprofessional better. Keep this lobby Okay, sir, the birds you see it all touch. Yeah. Hey Bob, quite the professional show here. Oh good. Okay. I’ll be right there Okay. I’m on my way Oh, bye good folks. I am so sorry. Mr. Tony. I apologize I’ve had a little bit of an emergency one of my rabbit’s pixi got out of its cage and it’s trying to glue to the Apartment complex. I’ve got to go. I’m somebody coach Jerry’s gonna take he’s a great guy He’s not as good as me obviously, but he’s a I’ll grab him. He’ll come in. He’ll do fine Yeah good first time on the show when he leaves me hanging Who’s Jerry by the way? Down old man out of step out. What’s your name bud? I think I want that back I can tell man from the beer. I hear how many times been on show first time actually? Honey is your I’m saying haha. Yeah. No, I’m definitely the sticker guy I got a whole hand bulb in my RV out back just opened up the poop chute last week back You do not want to be within a mile at trash. Jerry’s RV. I can’t imagine. All right, brother What’s your favorite thing to do in your free time? Send it ha ha I do sled snowboard skis whatever awful doing all we got to spin this wheels. We’re live old TV, baby Hey Frank, sorry about last weekend You can make cheddar biscuits without milk sausage you have to buy per second cheering so for buddy Ladies and gentlemen here we are the day that everybody has been waiting for the day that I Had to spin the wheel and what a treat to land on milk a cow straight in your mouth Typically, I would be more excited than I am right now to introduce our special guests here, especially a man of his stature But I have to milk a cow into my mouth. So ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for chip Gaines Sekou its chips go for lose these Not any more chips. Yeah, it is. It’s remarkable. What you say average temperature coming out. What are we supposed to be 98? I would say this is 98 This to just kind of set the tempo here I Think that means it’s go time. Let’s go take a look This is we got a lot of wasps Oh Tyler I thought this was the e this is gonna be worse than I thought. Oh, they’re like flying needles. Hey boss Much more stressful than I imagined I’m gonna do this once okay, and then from that point on you’re completely on your own Okay, your dad ever teach. You got a swim by pushing you in the back into a lake It’s a video that’s about how this is gonna go Okay, grab a hold and a higher the better because it gives you a little pressure because the milk is literally in the milk too Yeah, see gravity kind of high kinda high and then you pinch it off just like a water balloon and then you bring it down I’ve never seen this technique so I want to throw it. It’s not only killer Ross we have it. Looks like we got a pile of fire in This is amazing Well There you have it. How do you wrap this up? I’m in a low place right now. I’m in an all-time low Well, you know after watching so many wheel unfortunates as a bystander getting to enjoy the Horrible treatment of others I’m getting choked up just talking about I understand core. I understand I understand your pain what you went through and I would never wish that on anybody I hope I never get picked for the wheel again. Thank you special thanks to chip I guess for having us out. All right And I guess there’s only one thing left to say boys. Say it with me that Wow Dude okay, buddy. That was an all-time low. I think we should just get away Just get forget it happen move on to the next segment coming up next a project that we have been working on for quite some time now and The office has been a little dustier than usual But it’s worth it because now here at D phq-2 we have the ultimate gaming It is time to unveil it in a segment we like to call gate Welcome to the DP vault equipped with a keypad activating sliding door a 4k projector – 65 inch side screens color changing LED floor Custom DP gaming computers five of the comfiest chairs known to man and last but not least the ultimate candy wall Welcome to the first ever game in the vault. It’s game time. We’ve chosen our game gang beasts First person to three wins is the winner objective of the game be the last man standing Everybody select your character. Hey, who’s who I’m red. I’m the blue bull. I’m purple Nimble feet. Oh Man I love the game room. I’m a camper and a runner not coming for you boy Cody were scary cody green gets purple. This is my kind of level. I take each level Go to your dead boy stop running I’m exhausted after watching that we’re going after Cody We got to go off your coach You won’t come over here We’re gonna team up they’re after us oh Yeah, follow the Bulls down Tyler and Cody are both gonna scary it’s up to you or this whole thing’s over I’m not Garrett is our only hope to continue the game Anybody One thing left to do congratulations to myself. Hey, thanks. Hey, we’ll see you next time on game time My favorite part of the gaming room. It’s got to be the candy wall I like the games and all but how can you not appreciate a good candy just out of curiosity which segments next? Coming up next everybody’s favorite segment cool not cool But because it’s over time 10 we decided we mix it up do something a little bit special So this will be our first ever on Location themed. Oh not cool. Let’s head to Garrett Spore Welcome to a special segment of cool not cool where we are literally in here. It’s Paul Yeah, so this is a summer theme cool not cool. Everybody has selected a summary item I feel I’m gonna kick us off do it I’ve got a good item and let me grab it real quick and I’ll be right back. Good night It was slow cleaner like this scuse me gentlemen coming back in. Oh, we have got the classic Problematic summer situation you’re dying outside with your family and friends, but you got some flies on your juicy burger and your dreams Buffy No, sir. Oh, you’re gonna take the fly gun. You’re gonna say When you shoot Eli’s are gone, oh gold florins, she’s soft fill this thing up with table salt like literally regular salt Put it in you can just use that to put salt on eggs you good if you wanted to I so it does. Oh Oh, you don’t want to shoot at it people but yeah for flies it works really well Obviously, I’m gonna green van Eyck. I gotta say that’s amazing. Oh, I was gonna go green. Yeah The reason is my uncle’s had that gun for like three years No, I don’t why you think it’s a new thing, but the fact they already have it doesn’t change anything It’s one of my favorite things I’ve ever owned thank really Thank You, Koby. Thank you. Cory. Does it shoot farther? Absolutely. Yeah Okay Let me go get mine. All right, would you mind taking mine off? Yeah. Oh wow I know you guys are thinking it’s had a watermelon. Yeah, it is it is first of all you guys like watermelon I know you I learned you got em like this cut a watermelon open all you got to do. Oh I mean that hey you get enough, you know, wow Look at those little tasty food item n This solves a problem that I didn’t even know existed But I made it way easier Green found you you put you bring the salt gun out keep the flies off Ya have this aren’t you gonna eat watermelon? All great Mambo is I love watermelon, but unfortunately my grocery store already sells a pre-cut for that You know wait for your eyes and this is what’s wrong with America. Well, somebody help me win Cody’s up guys like enough strike somebody to try to turn the tables here though, see if we can’t possibly get a green out of Co-develop me back and just one moment gentlemen Hey You guys starting to get a little bit hot? Yes, I am. Yes, I would like to present to you the remote control Oh We will never ever have a super cool oh oh Gentlemen welcome, you know what I want to sell you on it, but I’m gonna let the Flamingo do the selling This is Mike honest women, you know? Yeah, that’s not really getting in water I’m greeted. It’s The mister and the Flamingo would be a really good combo it comes down to this dream baby doll ruined time A lot of power and with a lot of power comes great responsibility And I am going to lean on my morals it as bad as I want to hit that red button do it I got turned up You know what you’re it’s a little too big for me to take home it’s all yours buddy y’all stay here Your eyes to the sky No, RC play net that’s huge Big road you and head to the pool and I were you bringing it over here bring it in You risk my life red I Don’t care I’m cool. Not cool where the votes don’t matter. So hey Okay summer edition of cool not cool we’ll see you back instead Here’s a segment that I gotta admit. I’ve missed quite dearly and codes filled me in it’s gonna be a good It’s time to go to bed Josh Codes Phil these guys in on exactly what the betcha is I came across a ridiculous video of a guy log Creation and he would sneak hotdogs wieners on to people to either in their pockets their purse hoodie, whatever I betcha I could sneak five hot dogs In a row without getting caught on their person and if they notice you doing it in the moment You’re caught and it’s not soap and you got to start out. We gotta start over You know what? I’m gonna up the ante v hot dog has to be a foot longer. Oh No it zero chance sir, I’m gonna be honest with you I was so adamantly against you in the last betcha, and I’m not gonna be in that position again, so I am team coach Here’s how I think this should work I think we send them out solo. It’ll be less recognizable Although you should still change your shirt go film it the first time I see it I want it to be right here live with you Right now he’s pretty messed up Can we watch the video we may okay, let’s take a look. All right, let’s go hot dogs and people No way Oh In the drink No This is back at the office Got him we got it. That counts baby. All right. Here’s a foot long last one. Don’t know much about the area Very cool guy touch me. Oh, it’s so weird Gift my man if I have learned one thing on this segment, it is never bet against Cody Wow Thank you for joining us what an episode. Hey good news If you want to come see some more like ot segments live come to the DP summer tour Okay, if you want to get your tickets click right here And if you want to see the last video click right here signing off for now where the mics are fake And Cody is a hot dog putting machine. I Don’t know what that means hot dog

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Real Life Trick Shots Bloopers | Overtime 8 | Dude Perfect

August 4, 2019

it’s a banger woow get in intro music tall guy beard twin purple hoser dude perfect in overtime tall guy beard twin purple hoser now our heading on to overtime we have a great show for you guys today to brand new segment two segment yo know in lover first lets get ’em the giveaway this week’s giveaway very simple text “dude” to 888111 dude perfect dove there it is also it turn in on to backpack sounds like soft landing allright first segment

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Totally Gross Twister Ride

August 3, 2019

Hello my name is Nancy, and I’m Kath. And today, we’re gon’ be telling you about the time we went to the fair. So it all started, we was linin’ up for
this ride, and it was called The Twister. We had been on this before, and we thought
it was really good. So we just got up to go on again. And Nancy had some chewing gum. As she puts it in her mouth, and then we get
onto the ride. So the ride starts going fast, and I was just
like having the time of my life. And, she started to open her mouth and scream
and yell. As we were having fun, I see something. So this little piece of white chewing comes
flying out of my mouth onto her face. And, I just started screaming, for her to
get it off. And you thought it was funny, and it wasn’t. It landed right on her nose and then the wind took it with it at the end. It like moved across my face, and it was disgusting. But I thought it was absolutely hilarious. And I’m not happy with the result that happened cause’ I just got some slobber on my face. And she just said, “Oh I’m so sorry.” I’m like, “Sorry doesn’t get the water
off my face!” So then the ride came to an end and we just,
and I jumped off. So that’s our story by Nancy, and Kath. Bye!

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hello what is going on guys this is memo example and today i'm bringing you guys another video and this one it took a really long time to make its there's a lot of coding in here but it's worth it it's worth it it's good to him just be like the best prank that you can pull on your friends your family basically what it is is a CIA mainframe viewer you can just tell your family or your friends that you got into the CIA mainframe and you want to show them so anyways this is the file we download link in the description and when you download it you'll get this a winner our folder called mainframe humor and I'm just gonna open it up and run through it here so you know what you're downloading before you download is it looks pretty sketchy guys it's just a bunch of command problems you know free and someone that doesn't know what they're doing this might look really scary to them so I'm just going to go ahead and show you what it does here before you download it when you open up this winter our folder or file you'll get a readme.txt and basically all the center is instructions so i mean you can read the instructions i have you say know what to do because I made it myself but you know so let's check the folder to your desktop you can extract or if you want though just easiest place to do it you guys talk you want to open it up and run or click run exe and there's password on the file called password and once you get into it you're supposed to hit f11 to go into full screen and enjoy yourself and i get i give some credit to me for making it took a long time and put some of this is real open your own risk stuff like that obviously it's not real legit to prank but uh so yeah i just drag the file in there onto your desktop or wherever you want to be and you'll get this mainframe viewer folder and you can go ahead and double-click this and there's a bunch of windows batch files i don't know if you guys have ever seen batch files or not I've ever made them yourself but basically all they are is a command prompt and you can edit them to do whatever you want for example config windows batch file all it does is type in ipconfig which i don't know if you guys know thing about command prompt but that just gives you some information about your network connection and stuff so basically it's just a bunch of these and I converted the actual program I've converted it from a batch file to an application right here and it's just called run so what you want to do is double click on run and it says enter passcode password and the password is password as a side of the readme and this readme in here is the same thing as the readme and of the other one and this is press f11 to go to full screen with a little smiley face so i'll hit f11 here and it waits for a couple seconds and says hello it has a little CIA thing over here it's kind of hard to see actually but it's pretty cool please be aware that you are about to hack into the CIA mainframe and then I'm not responsible for anything that may go wrong by doing this you accept that anything you do is at your own risk enjoy and also it gives me some credit over here read all this is real not a joke ok so we're going to press any key to continue I could just press space here you know you just you press whatever you want that little thing flushed if you saw it it was pretty fast but basically what it does is makes you believe that it's actually limpiar your IP address and locating the CIA mainframe itself I mean obviously it's not doing anything but you know it's gonna good enough to prank someone that doesn't know so then again press any key to continue it says are you sure you want to hack into the CIA mainframe IPS ogs type know if no and its case sensitive so obviously yes I do want to do it for this YouTube tutorial so I'm going to garden type and yes all caps because it is case sensitive and if you hit know that it would just close the program so I mean no point of doing that what you're about to do is very illegal press any button if you're a hundred percent sure that you want to do this and there's no going back once you press any button it's right here that's starting it gives you 10 second top down to change your mind and that would be your last chance literally so it's going to certain one more second-guessing passcodes one thousand attempts max and starts kissing passcodes it gives you some access to knives and stuff you know just to add the reality to it so it just starts guessing postcodes at wicked amount of speed 857 attempts to guess the passcode and it does say X is granted so we got into it you logged into the CIA mainframe with the user ID EE for at 33 gfy that's just something I added in there just you know to make someone else believe it so across any key that thing flashes up again and starts locating the mainframe access point and accessing file system spoofing your IP changing the ID session turning out a VPN you know just doing a bunch of stuff to you know hide your identity and then it waits 10 seconds you secure the save and then once that 10 seconds is up it says access point reached it gives you an ID session and it says all the files are now being viewed and then they'll be saved on the desktop and over here right here it has four directories CIA flash say flash tuesday flesh 3 and CIA HDD zero which would be the hard drive personally that one is my favorite one so that's when i'm going to be opening all you have to do is type in the name of the directory that you want to open and i'll type in with my left hand so don't judge me how to solve it is and once you open it it says you've opened h20 and it gives you a bunch of oh there's stuff to open so obviously I would want to open up information classified because who wouldn't want to see some classified information so I'm going to type that in information under classified I hit enter and no matter what you enter it there it's going to bring you to the screen this is the CIA you don't exit out of this window you are subject to arrest you have entered official government cyberspace also if you can hear in the background my district keeps opening closing it does just all this stuff you know just to add the reality to it you have been caught breaching into the CIA mainframe viruses I've attract and your IP address has been traced please wait patiently with your arms in the air outside your house don't have any weapons on you do not close this window the police are on their way and then all the stuff starts coming up it says you were about to be signed out system storage deletion will start in 120 seconds and this is actually this part is actually real guy so I'm going to teach you how to avoid this if you know you're just trying to prank your family of stuff all you want to do here is bold enough 11 until it closes and hurry up and go down to CMD all you want to do is go you're on Windows 10 just type it in here if you're on windows seven clicks let's start barn type it in type in shutdown space dash a and ol avoid oh geez remember you guys you're on a you are on a 120 second timer but don't move it don't take you long to do that it says the logoff is canceled the scheduled shutdown has been canceled look just from typing in that shut down dash a space that Shay don't forget to do this guy's because your peer will get shut off in two minutes if you don't do this so anyways yeah that's the CIA oh one more thing at the very end of the file here my just drive keeps opening closing this won't stop guys so what you got to do is either go through this the system shut down and I don't aboard it and actually have your system get shut down obviously you won't have your file and get deleted and stuff it's just going to shut down you can just turn it back on everything will be fine again because this is just a prank nothing and you really happening but if you don't shut down your computer and you want to stop the disk tray for opening all you want to do is right click on your taskbar and go into task manager and then you'll see background processes and all you want to do is scroll down until you see something called Microsoft Windows bit based script host and all you want to do is right click that and the task and it takes to play a couple seconds for it to end and now the disc tray will stop opening and closing that's all you got to do so if you guys did like the video don't forget to leave a like and if you have any questions go ahead and comment below I'll try my best to reply to all of you and help you guys out and if I don't get to reply hopefully someone else could help you out if you want to see more videos just don't forget to subscribe guys I'm almost at 200 pretty sure less than I checked I was at 180 and that really does mean a lot guys I do a giveaway every once in a while I my playstation 3 I give away black ops 2 accounts my next giveaway will take place once they get to 200 subscribers so that shouldn't be that long then after 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