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Should Michael Drive The Forklift? – The Office US

August 13, 2019


– Today is safety training day. Toby is leading ours upstairs. – Eugh. But! I am giving everyone a little bit of a treat. – We are going to listen in on Darryl’s presentation to the warehouse and if I know Darryl, it gonna be something. – Now, this is the forklift. – You need a license to operate this machine. That means the upstairs office workers can’t drive it. – Quiz, Mike. Should you drive the forklift? – I can and I have to —
– No, no no no no no. – I said should you. You should not drive it. – You should not drive the forklift.
– You’re not allowed to drive the forklift. – It’s not safe; you don’t have a license. – Guys, I’m not the only one who’s driven the forklift. – Pudge has driven the forklift.
– Madge. – I thought your name was Pudge. – No, it’s always been Madge.
– Okay. – Um, her. – Her. Yes, her is qualified to work a dangerous machine. You are not. – Okay?
– Alright. – Fine.
– Do you understand that? – Yeeesh. – We do safety training every year or after an accident. – We’ve never made it a full year. – This particular time, I was reaching for a supply box on the top shelf when one office worker who shall remain nameless, kicked the ladder out from under me and yelled, – “Hey Darryl, how’s it hangin’?!” [laughter] – And I fell and busted my ankle. – I’m legitimately scared for my workers. – The baler can flatten a car engine. – It can cut off your arm and crush your entire body without skipping a beat.
– Yeah! – How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler? – Bail her? I hardly know her.
– Damn it, Michael. Pay attention, man. – Anybody want to take a guess? Anybody?
– Five bucks says it’s over fifty. – You really want to bet?
– Anybody? – Ever since March Madness ended, I am so bored.
– How many? – Okay, well… – Ten people, Michael, ten people. Would you like to be one of them? – No, don’t worry about it, we’ll just go double or nothing. – On what?
– I don’t know, something else.
– What are you guys talking about? – These are very dangerous machines down here and the upstairs workers — Michael — should not go anywhere near them. – Yes, yes, but it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world — – It would be the worst thing in the world. It would. Very much so.
– What the hell is wrong with this man? – It’s a big red trash compactor!
– What are you — – It’s not a trash compactor!
[arguing] – I got it, I got it. Only on the rarest of occasions — – No, do not touch the — there is no occasion for you to go near this stuff, okay? [‘The Office’ theme song] (Hope I did okay subtitling! Don’t forget to subscribe to the channel, it’s seriously awesome. I mean, it’s The Office.)

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100 Comments

  • Reply Stoxx June 26, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    RIP PATRICE O'NEILL

  • Reply Nikki Necro June 26, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    Patrice!

  • Reply SamuelPiece June 27, 2019 at 1:35 am

    Me: doing a presentation in class
    My friend: does literally anything
    Me: face in thumbnail

  • Reply redkalel June 27, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    “There is no occasion!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply scottrngr June 27, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    That scene was classic.

  • Reply Johan Skoog June 30, 2019 at 11:23 am

    Wow, love seeing Patrice in a scene!
    Rip

  • Reply Welcome to the future. June 30, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    R.I.P. Patrice O’Neal

  • Reply Liam Ayson July 1, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Best scene

  • Reply J3TT July 2, 2019 at 5:58 am

    0:30 “mike should you drive the forklift?”
    “I can and I have to”

  • Reply Joel Stucki July 2, 2019 at 10:50 am

    I work with a baler, and part of safety training is to make sure everyone knows not to climb into the baler. Not ever. And you know they have to say that because some jack wagon actually did it and got hurt (or killed). I mean, that machine has one job, and that job is to crush things. Why would you want to get in there?

  • Reply ITz Flipper 0k July 2, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    RIP Patrice

  • Reply Scotty Walker July 3, 2019 at 9:52 am

    R.I.P. Patrice

  • Reply Sh0wcasesF0rY0u July 3, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Short answer: no he shouldn’t
    Long answer: no he shouldn’t

  • Reply MelancoliaI July 4, 2019 at 2:33 am

    RESPECT THE BAILER

  • Reply Crickit Torres July 4, 2019 at 4:00 am

    There is no occasions were you would go near any of these dangerous pieces of equipment Mike none!!!!

  • Reply Mike Zerker July 6, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    He’s like a little kid!

  • Reply TheGreenTaco999 July 8, 2019 at 7:21 am

    2:30
    Mich was going to say "only on the rarest of occasions would I even go near it" but Der interupted and assumed he would say 'only on rare occasions I will touch it" and yelled at him, rip

  • Reply Reinier July 9, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    He's right, warehouse safety is important. I worked in a construction supplies store and my coworker was driving the forklift and I helped him put goods on the fork of the forklift. I once stood behind the forklift and he drove backwards and the wheel drover over my toes and he immediately stopped. Luckily I wore work boots with steel noses that day.

  • Reply whisperienced July 11, 2019 at 2:54 am

    I like how Jim won't take his money.

  • Reply Abdullah Alshehri July 11, 2019 at 7:00 am

    1:40 Dwight and Andy reactions are hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Nayan 20786 July 12, 2019 at 1:22 am

    I noticed Darryl is the Only one who calls Michael Mike..

  • Reply Aaron Edmiston July 12, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    This one actually annoyed me

  • Reply NetNoBudy July 13, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    2:28 in the back you can see Dwight loking in the thing

  • Reply Mel Ortiz July 15, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Pudge

  • Reply Moynulamin amin July 15, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    2:35 Kelly almost breaks in the background 😂

  • Reply Nik Faiq July 16, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    What the hell wrong with this man?
    Nothing wrong with Michael. He is the way he is.

  • Reply Aidan VanZile July 16, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    The bailer CA crush all your hopes and dreams

  • Reply SalgadoExpress2 July 16, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    hahaha Michael's laugh is priceless

  • Reply Mohammed Abed el al July 16, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    لعولهمرقبقا

  • Reply Dilly Dally July 17, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Is that Patrice o'neal?

  • Reply Edgar mm July 17, 2019 at 12:07 am

    I like how Michael ditched Toby’s meeting just to get roasted here. That’s karma

  • Reply Steve 23464 July 17, 2019 at 1:39 am

    Yyyaaaaassshhh

  • Reply VKS July 17, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    Yesh

  • Reply mxysptlk23 July 18, 2019 at 4:56 am

    No.

  • Reply Csaba Grünwald July 18, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    No, he shon't

  • Reply Pixel0727 July 18, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    0:00 Toby is looking at the keyboard

  • Reply xander7711 July 18, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Please in Netflix!!!!!!!

  • Reply Klonzo33 July 18, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    He can and he will

  • Reply Deborah L July 19, 2019 at 12:13 am

    Drakeyll should’ve sued Michael

  • Reply Anthony Cruz July 19, 2019 at 5:16 am

    I was so interested in watching this show. But, after a few episodes… I wanted to kill Michael Scott.

  • Reply SMagnum04 July 19, 2019 at 6:19 am

    Is everyone forgetting that later this episode…
    Dwight: Depression? Isn’t that just another word for feeling ‘bummed out’?
    Micheal: Dwight you ignorant slut

  • Reply andyandix21 July 19, 2019 at 9:25 am

    00:58

  • Reply 几多Kes July 19, 2019 at 10:25 am

    I love white people, but I'd say that's a darn accurate depiction of white folks in general.

  • Reply Bubs July 19, 2019 at 11:42 am

    "Pudge" hahahaha

  • Reply M R July 19, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Haha. Michaels still right. STFU Darryl

  • Reply Hated Critic July 19, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Had to go back and watch this episode again. Too many hilarious moments.

  • Reply Zulfiqar Ahmed July 19, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    “What the hell is wrong this man”
    Lmao there’s so much going on in this clip it’s hard pick just one or two things lol

  • Reply Preston Spears July 19, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Only on the rearest of occasions can Michael do that

  • Reply Soma Mb July 20, 2019 at 5:22 am

    I loved how Michael asked Darryl to use the baler as his going away present when he was leaving the office. And when he refused Michael still went on to try his luck. Truly an incomplete love story. 😂

  • Reply JP W July 20, 2019 at 8:00 am

    goddam I miss Patrice..

  • Reply Thumper July 20, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    As someone who has his license to drive one….no lol

  • Reply LuckyLeeks July 21, 2019 at 1:50 am

    What is wrong with this man? 😂

  • Reply whitetower67 July 21, 2019 at 6:58 am

    Daryl looked like he was about to have some sort of episode, just barely hanging on with Michael there.

  • Reply Hitesh Dsouza July 21, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    1:23 Steve Carell was actually laughing 🤣😆😂

  • Reply Kremit _Frog July 22, 2019 at 1:12 am

    I seriously cannot handle hearing Michael for over 1 hour

  • Reply Mr. Yeti July 22, 2019 at 4:19 am

    I laugh so much with this scene

  • Reply DrPepper45 July 22, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    "Yes, Yes. But it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world-"

    "IT WOULD BE THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD"

  • Reply S Bix July 23, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    0:05 the disgust😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Arthur Saey July 23, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    1:39 that level of cringe that you experience with pre-pubescent boys sometimes, I so relate

  • Reply my_life× July 23, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Got it….only in the rarest of circumstances (I lose it)

  • Reply Beau Gonzales July 24, 2019 at 2:25 am

    He can and he has

  • Reply Vinodh Thiagarajan July 24, 2019 at 4:34 am

    Lot of moving pieces in this scene and if you had to explain this to some office newbie it will take a while and lot of laughs for sure. But if a newbie watches without a preface this scene and any scene in later seasons of office won’t make a bit sense

  • Reply E Alfaro July 24, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Patrice o Neal is a legend

  • Reply Ploppy TheSlopper July 24, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    Patrice should have been more in the show..

  • Reply Bari Ashlyn July 24, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Comedy gold

  • Reply humpy1980 July 24, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    Yesh

  • Reply rr M July 25, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    DAMN it Michael

  • Reply Games For Days :) July 26, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    What the hell is wrong with this man?! 😂😂😂

  • Reply Lilboog370 July 27, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    I always hate micheal I’m these scenes because he’s so annoying and he doesn’t listen when it’s important

  • Reply Patricia Miller July 28, 2019 at 1:18 am

    Patricki 😂😂😂

  • Reply TheDinosaur900 July 28, 2019 at 5:06 am

    I'm legitimately scared for my workers

  • Reply Saiko July 28, 2019 at 6:17 am

    Michael peaked at insufferable here.

  • Reply Yafet Shibeshi July 28, 2019 at 7:12 am

    Darryl sucks

  • Reply DJEndemix July 29, 2019 at 5:30 am

    it gon' be thumpity

  • Reply lucas Rozmus July 30, 2019 at 11:55 am

    Dwight drives the forklift…

    He also ended up crashing it into the wall

  • Reply THE DESTRUCTION CHANNEL July 30, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Of course

  • Reply johnthegreek1980 July 31, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    Michael Scott “Yeesshh” lmao

  • Reply FixedWing82 August 1, 2019 at 12:28 am

    The hell is wrong with this man?!?? Lol

  • Reply MrMasterDebate August 1, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    Jim is such a good guy that he won’t profit off of someone’s gambling addiction .

  • Reply D G August 1, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    never knew patrice o neal was in this show lol

  • Reply Taste Lard August 2, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    I can and I have to…

  • Reply wade wilson August 3, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    I wish patrice got some more scenes

  • Reply Javier Moreno August 5, 2019 at 3:20 am

    How has Michael survived without a beating from his works

  • Reply micheal cameron August 5, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Love you Patrice O'neal

  • Reply Tito Ortizz August 6, 2019 at 6:58 am

    "Only on the rarest of occasions"

    -Michael Scott

  • Reply Keepper August 6, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    RIP Patrice

  • Reply Jeremy Washington August 6, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    Patreeeeeky!!!

  • Reply Brodown 64 August 7, 2019 at 1:09 am

    yes

  • Reply Big Smoke August 7, 2019 at 2:00 am

    “Her is qualified to work the dangerous machine”

  • Reply Blas August 7, 2019 at 7:54 am

    1:39 Andy's awkward reaction is gold

  • Reply Bria Janae August 8, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    1:22 when you try to talk but just finish laughing

  • Reply Mehul Shanwal August 9, 2019 at 11:35 am

    R.I.P Patrice O'Neal!!

  • Reply Alberto Rodnigaś August 9, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    No please god no

  • Reply dej kar August 10, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    that skit is just a brilliant piece of comedy.

  • Reply Mr Original Abides August 11, 2019 at 10:42 am

    On the rarest of occasions…

  • Reply Fernando August 12, 2019 at 9:55 am

    This laugh ankansskndjd

  • Reply Reggie Smith August 12, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Lmaooo “What the hell is wrong with this man?”

  • Reply Ciaran Soda August 13, 2019 at 3:53 am

    Who else could hear the thumbnail?

  • Reply r385671 August 13, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    What the hell is wrong with this man?!… haha love Patrice RIP

  • Reply Brotato Chip73 August 13, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    This is one of those rare times where I really hate Michael

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