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Pi-thagoras #5: The PS4 Menace

October 12, 2019


Hey Davy! What? Well, are you any good at PS4? I excel at every console. Why? Well, I’ve got this two-player mission to complete and, I did it with Buddy, but we got completely annihilated. Ok, cool! Shall I come round? No, why don’t you stay at home where you don’t have a PS4! Oh, ok… I was being sarcastic! Yay! I love you Julian! Ok… right. How did he get here so quickly? How did you get here– Oh! Bless you! Thanks, but I haven’t actually sneezed. Have we met? Yes, I’m Paul. Right, yeah… Silly me! Ah, Paul! I recognise you from… From… Church? Must be! May I come in? It’s starting to rain. Yeah, sure. Thanks. Hi Julian. Who’s this? I don’t think we’ve met. I’m a friend of Julian’s. Yes, erm… This is… Very nice! Yeah, um… I like your house! Do you guys want anything to drink? I’ll have a pint of water please. A whole pint? A pint, a whole pint, and nothing but a pint. Davy, what would you like to drink? Is it wrong to mix milk and apple juice? Very wrong. Then I’ll have milk or apple juice. Ok, I’ll bear that in mind. There’s your pint. Wow! My cup runneth over! And there’s yours, Davy! Ok, this mission doesn’t look too hard. Great! If you just choose your ship then. You have some really sweet ships here, Julian! Can I use this one? No, that’s my ship! Aww. Why’s it called the Rainbow Rocket? It’s a long story. Ever heard of something called a brother? Now can you please just choose your ship? Ok. I’ll take the Stalker. Nah, that’s a cargo ship. It’s rubbish. Oh well, too late now! Right, you see that cluster of freighters over there? No… Over there! Look, how am I meant to know where ‘over there’ is if you’re not pointing at anything? Over there! Well now you’re just pointing at the TV! And It’s paused! Where are you going? Following you. That’s not me. Who is it then? Pirates! You need to get out of there! Do you need me to answer that? Relax, there’s only one. Look behind you. Hello! Is Davy here? Davy? Maybe. I’m following his GPS so he should be here. I’m Peter by the way. What’s your name? Paul. Good to meet you. Good to meet you too. You’d better come in. The rain looks like it’s about to turn heavy. I see him! You’ve just got to hold on! You’ve kidnapped them! Don’t worry! Don’t worry! I’ll save you! Just three left. Look, there’s one over there. Where? There! That’s not helping, Julian! Hey guys, I’ve got a funny joke! Knock knock! Knock knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor What? No. Doctor Where? No, Doctor… Doctor Wherefore art thou Romeo? No! Doctor… Doctor Why would I bother going along with this joke? No no no no no! Doctor Who! You should have said so! Just one more! You weren’t kidding when you said you were good at PS4! Now get back to the Freighter! What about the mission? You can’t do it alone! Try me! Mission complete. Steve? Steve? What do you want Julian? Have you identified Davy’s area of expertise for his astronaut training? We are… working on a diverse skill set… I’ll take that as a no. Well, I might have found his key strength. What is it? Tell me! He’s one hell of a pilot! Congratulations, Davy! Pints all round! Stupid boy.

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12 Comments

  • Reply AnnaF January 19, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    omg never been more excited

  • Reply The Epic Laser Man 23 January 19, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    It’s been 3,000 years

  • Reply Kevin Pearcey January 19, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Looks like the rain is about to get heavy

    splosh

  • Reply Aidan Witten January 19, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    I like the turn at 2:41

  • Reply original name January 19, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Yae

  • Reply amelia rose January 19, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    sees that pithagoras uploaded
    what I'm currently doing no longer matters

  • Reply Ruthie January 19, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    Oh my gosh, my whole family watched this and it was by far the best episode yet!! 😍

  • Reply Christopher Menon January 19, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    When's the next one?

  • Reply Hannah Bennett January 20, 2019 at 10:26 am

    Paul twiddles his thumbs
    Basically me when waiting for Pithagorus to upload!
    Kidding, well done u guys, another amazing episode

  • Reply Hannah Bennett January 20, 2019 at 10:27 am

    ALSO 100 subs congrats!!!

  • Reply max lediju January 20, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    this is on my recommended now

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