Keep up the good work, team! And don’t forget our mission: We’re scaling and disrupting the artisan cloth space. We’re changing the way people think about burlap. We’re iterating, we’re ideating, and we’re making an impact! Now listen up. Textiles will go from a precious, labor-intensive commodity to a convenient, disposable almost worthless consumer product! And you, yes, you, get to be in on the very bottom floor of this revolution. We’re calling it the Bornheimer and Sons Textile and Lead Paint Corporation Industrial Revolution. Now look. As CIO, I’m very proud to
show you what we’ve been incubating. It’s called CompanyCoin. We know you hate traditional fiat currency. We know! We get it. That’s why we’re reimaginating
the traditional wage system You’ll be paid in money that you can spend right here in the CompanyCoin store! It has everything you need. Bread! Water! And yesterday’s bread! And! Participation is mandatory. So high-five!