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Free Laptop – Bored Ep 122 | Viva La Dirt League (VLDL)

September 19, 2019

$19.00 swipe your card when you’re ready Ah and thats all done. All yours Thank you Oh before you go nearly forgot! There is your free laptop Free laptop? Yeah, we’re giving away free laptops with every USB sold today. You’re sure yeah. Yes. Yes, I’m sure okay Thanks, I’ll just… you sure? Yeah enjoy! … am I sure?! Yes, I’m sure See ya. Am I sure? Oh, yeah, look, um, like I don’t know how my shop works. I’m sure of course, I’m sure What does he mean? am I sure? Yes, I’m sure about our promo. Yeah, it’s our promo. I’m sure I’m sure about how our promo works. Hey Rowan. Yeah? What was that? What do you mean? Did you just give away a free laptop? yeah, I just gave away a free laptop. Oh wow Why would you do that? What do you mean why would I do that? Look at the promo? Yeah No, I’m I’m very aware of the promo. I made the Flyers Do you want to really quickly read out what they say? Okay Alan Just for you free USB stick Yeah Free USB stick… with every… How many of you given away Rowan Fifteen… Sorry, what was that Fifteen Fifteen… oh haha Wow That’s really bad Rowan. That’s really really bad Have I got a thing… I’ve got a thing I’m supposed… I’ve got a thing I’m supposed to be doing with… what are you doing Have we got a… wheres that thing that I was… was that thing under…? Rowan what are you doing? I can see… Rowan I can see you. I can see you crawling away Rowan What are you doing Rowan? Rowan I can…

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  • Reply Fahmi Alfian Syah September 4, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Buy USB for 1000$, get free laptop

  • Reply Ian George September 9, 2018 at 2:08 am

    Now i want to visit new zealand 😀

  • Reply Syafeeq Said September 17, 2018 at 6:43 pm



  • Reply Tio Clotildo September 17, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    curious. I did crawl away the same way when I broke the "emegency switch" from one of the equipments the factory I work whas making. The… one I… wasn't suposed to touch while we film… the… thing.

  • Reply Austin Theng September 19, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    best manager, huh?

  • Reply silver wing September 26, 2018 at 12:08 pm

    Rowan you're an idiot!
    You gave away 15 laptops you compkete and utter moron!

  • Reply wu1ming9shi September 27, 2018 at 11:53 pm

    Auch…that's like a loss of about 7500 to 15000 dollars…yeesh…

  • Reply vubevube October 19, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    Rowan acting distracted, crawling or running away is getting more funny with each episode 😀

  • Reply Bidyut Bikash October 20, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    Rowan is a Marketing Genius u guys should learn a thing or two Alan

  • Reply Daniel Nunya Bidnezz November 7, 2018 at 2:24 am

    Leeet's see here… 15 laptops… at about $1k each… that's about FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS US! or (NZD)22,524.30 in Kiwis!

  • Reply Géza Jóni November 8, 2018 at 8:31 am

    will we ever see again the legendary white sirt? 🙂

  • Reply Vauth November 22, 2018 at 9:57 am

    Every episode you guys make is hilarious.

  • Reply Citizen A.D. January 1, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    “Someone’s crawlin around ‘ere!”

  • Reply Barış Tuna January 15, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    Customer should be like: Then I'm gonna buy the rest of the usb sticks that you have RIGHT NOW!

  • Reply TheSheWolf February 2, 2019 at 1:27 am

    1:15 😂😂😂

  • Reply Fastertrack February 15, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    Dang, I missed that promo. No free computer 🙁

  • Reply Dream Wolf March 11, 2019 at 8:23 am

    Now i wanna go shop at an electronics store that has a dyslexic manager giving away free laptops…

  • Reply Cahit Cnkl March 13, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Bana da ver

  • Reply JigsAw March 19, 2019 at 4:15 am

    You know what's in my recommendation is next . Playtech awards

  • Reply Gaming Apple March 28, 2019 at 9:18 am

    Lol when does playtech come down hard on rowan XD 😂 and make Alan the manager haha

  • Reply ilovefunnyamv2nd March 31, 2019 at 12:14 am

    And for some reason, i thought it was going to be free pants or something. Shame on me for expecting a pun instead of literal

  • Reply dstorm eightzerothree April 3, 2019 at 9:22 am

    If they were giving away Macs i would of been very happy with Rowan

  • Reply Blank__ __ April 4, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    I want every shopkeeper to be like that.

  • Reply Sir Stashalot April 4, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    I made a fishing outfit on red dead online… looks just like him. And now i walk around only saying "morning! Nice day for fishing!"
    Cant stop, send help.

  • Reply sam2x13 April 7, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    When dyslexia gets the best of you.

  • Reply Walter April 9, 2019 at 12:54 am

    Gosh darn it bodger, stick to smithing.

  • Reply Tyler McNeil April 10, 2019 at 4:18 am

    Every Fry's employee

  • Reply Mind Gear April 10, 2019 at 11:44 am

    This is me when someone give me a job

  • Reply Sora Pantsu April 14, 2019 at 3:52 am

    Sure! Ill go to that store right now..

  • Reply MyVanir April 15, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    1:45 When a friend doesn't want to hurt you when you already feel shit, but is still honest with you. And then you shit all over him at every opportunity.

  • Reply MontanaCheeky April 15, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Last free thing I got was some ginger beer when I bought a bottle of @bundabergrum

  • Reply biawakstruus April 16, 2019 at 5:21 am


  • Reply Amanda Lynn April 18, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    Just a little oops! Lol!

  • Reply wayne Jacobs April 19, 2019 at 2:15 am

    Would have been hilarious if the customer replied with, "in that case I'll buy 3 USB sticks. Gotta take advantage of the deal." And Rowan laughed and handed him three laptops. The customer turns and bolts out the door at a sprint like he stole them.

  • Reply John Samuel April 19, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    I too read it wrong the first time 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • Reply kent leonhart April 19, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Where is this store located? I'll buy 10 usb sticks for 10 free laptops. Haha

  • Reply Rookie Gamer aka Ark April 21, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    i know this video is kinda old but just love it watching again

  • Reply jemsncrystals April 22, 2019 at 9:15 am

    Rowan: Mr Stark, I don't feel good.


  • Reply Noises April 25, 2019 at 9:26 am

    Right, now I get why the patreon link is on the end of every video.

    also where's the shop?

  • Reply Mohammad Mizan May 1, 2019 at 4:11 am

    plz..tell me your shop name and location..i will buy every single usb stick…😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Nater K May 1, 2019 at 7:09 am

    On the plus side, our USB sales are up 2000%

  • Reply Ravi Christian May 4, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    It's like Zippo lighter pe flat if you are Indian , and seen golmaal of Ajay of course .

  • Reply VerSuz Zero May 15, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Alan was out of power for some time, is this his comeback to slowly regaining his lost powers?

  • Reply Jura Vendon May 25, 2019 at 5:59 am

    Hey wait a minute. I've never get a free laptop no mater what I bought. PS: Don't worry guys, these are appple tops xD

  • Reply atnfn May 26, 2019 at 5:18 am

    I'm sure that in this "Bored" reality Alan would end up getting the blame somehow, and end up having to pay for every laptop Rowan gave away.

  • Reply Scott G. Jarnagin May 28, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    Okay, let's just say Rowan wasn't a complete imbecile and was giving away just run of the mill laptops. At $1,600, that's still $24,000. If he went Full-Rowan and gave away top of the line Gaming Laptops, at $3,489 each, that's $52,335.


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  • Reply MGTOW Stan June 7, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Well the emplyees paid for it

  • Reply Shendet Gashi June 10, 2019 at 10:21 am

    1:13 😂😂😂😂 am sick

  • Reply Sarah Minhtran June 19, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Rowan! Wtf

  • Reply Sarah Minhtran June 19, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Rowan! Wtf

  • Reply mALdambo June 20, 2019 at 1:07 am

    This is like a gru meme

  • Reply Ondrej Kupec June 21, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    ROWAN KILLED ME EVERY TIME VERY NICE Video 🙂 Gretting from Czech Rep….

  • Reply kamarek11 June 21, 2019 at 9:08 pm


  • Reply oddeda June 24, 2019 at 10:16 pm


  • Reply Mahendra HANSWMY June 28, 2019 at 2:26 am

    Nice day for regrets ain't it?
    Huh hah

  • Reply Minerva 2551 July 19, 2019 at 3:18 am


  • Reply Tjokker Star July 20, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    Only one way to earn that money back – Huuuge pay cuts! 😛

  • Reply TKinfinity July 22, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    The one customer that’s not crazy.

  • Reply Minev July 23, 2019 at 1:13 am

    How is Rowan not fired yet?

  • Reply Phatec July 25, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    I would buy all the USB’s

  • Reply General Airon July 29, 2019 at 9:36 am

    I should buy here

  • Reply zappy do July 31, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    16gb SanDisk 19dollars ? In India it's 4-5 Dollars

  • Reply Ramix Nudles August 1, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    WRONG! The proper way would be to buy A USB stick, get the company discount, get the free laptop, and then bring it to his attention THE NEXT DAY.
    (Then return the USB stick)

  • Reply Wisnu Wicaksono August 4, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    Ding ding SHAME ding ding SHAME

  • Reply Степан Мерзляков August 5, 2019 at 10:39 pm


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  • Reply Radim August 8, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Free usb stick wit….free usb…..

  • Reply Korey Willis August 9, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    Just tell Alen it's coming out of his check.

  • Reply guli yano August 9, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    I am a sub trade nigga 😎
    Come sub me, leave a comment, I sub back.. Simple and honest trade….

  • Reply TheWhiteWolf August 9, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    I remember back in 2008 I got two contact phone and ended up getting two free Toshiba laptops I was so chuffed.

  • Reply NIHALGHOST August 11, 2019 at 5:40 am

    Offer is available or not? I want a usb 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Anthony Simmons August 13, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    19 dollars for a USB?

  • Reply That Guy Levi August 14, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    At that point, as Rowan I could only laugh…"I'm so fired!"

  • Reply Logan Johnson August 15, 2019 at 3:44 am

    Thank you for making one that wasn't just Rowan being a dick.

  • Reply Valhalla_777 August 15, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    It's would be a very complicated month my friend, but at least he can go to fishing somedays and no show up XD

  • Reply Yoder023 August 16, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Rowan thinking "ShadeAway"

  • Reply Movies Free August 18, 2019 at 8:47 am

    Nice haaaaaaaa

  • Reply OpLapDancePikachu69 August 20, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Just curious, what laptop is that from ASUS?

  • Reply I Just Gaming August 21, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    That's really unforgivable

  • Reply Yekkt August 21, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    When i buy 2 Sticks for 50$, do i get 3 laptops then?

  • Reply Youtube Central August 22, 2019 at 11:09 am

    Okay Alan, just for you. Free USB stick ……..

    An eternity later

    ………. Rowan you can't keep crawling away , you're the manager 😂

  • Reply 3KBS Channel August 22, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    "You can't just keep crawling away you're the manager!"

  • Reply Only You August 22, 2019 at 5:35 pm


  • Reply tigerstatz August 23, 2019 at 4:51 am

    Why we dont have shops like that over here

  • Reply Attila Asztalos August 23, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    Look, they may be losing money on every sale but they'll surely make it up in volume…!

  • Reply jingerstorm August 24, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    actualy even if it was a free laptop you would stil need to ring it up on the register.

  • Reply Bryan Paquette August 27, 2019 at 1:31 am

    Can i have flat clicker with free laptop

  • Reply minerva - August 29, 2019 at 10:21 am

    Shame Ron shame

  • Reply omar wael August 29, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    I want free laptop

  • Reply Ziah N August 30, 2019 at 12:35 am

    15 laptops is probably their entire revenue for 2-3 days…. that sucks

  • Reply Lupin823 September 3, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    Who are these 78 people who disliked this??

  • Reply TickedOff Priest September 5, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    I would have bought another drive and another and another.

  • Reply Mike351025 September 7, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    This is without question my favorite youtube channel. Every episode makes me laugh.

  • Reply Simone Pagnotta September 8, 2019 at 9:34 am

    How is Rowan still the manager?

  • Reply Senen Catarata September 13, 2019 at 4:57 am

    Rings bell "SHAME!"

  • Reply Ikmalreza 1998 September 13, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Profits decreasing.

  • Reply Jurean Triabdi September 15, 2019 at 8:03 am

    this man its Rodney not Rowan

  • Reply nio pai September 19, 2019 at 7:20 am

    this was my first seen episode of VIVA LA DIRT LEAGUE!!! feel amazing to found ya😍

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