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Fire Drill – The Office US

August 29, 2019


*door shuts* *locks door* Last week I give a fire safety talk, *clears throat* and nobody paid any attention. It’s my own fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring. People learn in lots of different ways, but experience is the best teacher. *pours lighter fluid* *lights cigarette* Today, smoking is gonna save lives. *flicks cigarette, igniting trash bin* *throws lighter fluid container into fire* Does anyone smell anything smoky? Did you bring your jerky in again? *clears throat* Oh my God! Uh.. Oh my God! Stanley: FIRE! Oh Fire?! Oh my goodness! What’s the procedure? What do we do people? The phones are dead! Dwight: Oh how did that happen? Kevin: It’s out in the hall! Dwight: No, we don’t know that. The smoke can be coming through an air duct. Michael: Oh my God! Okay, it’s happening! Everybody stay calm! Dwight: What’s the procedure everyone? What’s the procedure? Michael: STAY F*****G CALM! Dwight: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Michael: EVERYBODY F*****G CALM DOWN!! Dwight: No no! Michael No! Dwight: Touch the handle, if it’s hot, there could be a fire in the hallway! Michael: What does warm mean? Everyone: *groaning* Oh my God. Dwight: Mmm, not a viable option. Dwight: What next? Michael: Don’t Run! Everyone: *Murmuring in Panic* Dwight: Oh! Here’s a door. Check that one out. How’s the handle? Andy: It– it’s warm! Jim: K–go to the back door. Dwight: Well, uh, another option. *Everyone panicking and screaming* Dwight: Jeez! Ok! settle down everyone. No bunching! Phyllis: Oh! I forgot my purse. Andy: Leave it woman! Michael: Get out of the way! Go, go, go! Dwight: Things can be replaced, Phyllis! People, human lives, however, can- *Chaos and Panic* Oscar: Ah! My hand! That’s hot! Andy: Aah! This ones hot too! Michael: Okay, we’re trapped. Everyone for himself. Dwight: Okay, let’s go. Everyone: *shouting* Out of my way! Let’s go. Get out of my way! *Chaos and Panic* Dwight: Calm, please Andy: Get out of the way! Dwight: Have you ever seen a burn victim? Andy: Move it!! Dwight: Okay! Procedure, procedure. Exit options. Where do we go folks? Wha– Use a what to cover the mouth? *MORE Chaos and Panic* Angela: *pulling cat out of filing drawer* It’s okay. Shh shhh. *cat meows* Dwight: A what? A rag. A damp rag perhaps. *Oscar escaping through roof* Dwight: Let’s remember those procedures. What are the options? *Pushing and Shoving* Dwight: Okay, that’s the wrong way. We’ve already tried that. Dwight: Remember your exit points. Exit points people. Angela: Oscar. Oscar! Oscar: Stay alive! I’m getting help! Angela: Pull me up! Oscar: You’re too heavy! Angela: I only weigh 82 pounds! *Oscar crawls away* Angela: Uh– save Bandit! Angela: *throws cat into air duct and he falls out through the other side* *MEOW* Angela: OH! Dwight: How about 911? Anyone? 911. Michael: *tries to break open window* *SMACK* Kevin: *smashes vending machine with a chair* *steals snacks* *SMASH* Pam: What do we do?! Dwight: Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision-making. Jim: Okay, I am not dying here. Come on. *Dwight lights firecrackers* *Mass Coughing* *Firecrackers pop loudly* Angela: What is that? What is that? Andy: THE FIRE’S SHOOTING AT US!! *Everyone Screaming* Phyllis: What in the name of God is going on?! *Dwight pulls Fire Alarm* Jim: Let’s try this Andy: Yes! Yes, ba– Yes, battering ram! Battering ram! *Oscar’s leg crashes through the ceiling* Phyllis and Creed: Ahhhh!!! Andy: Go, go, go, go, go!! AHHH! *Jim and Andy ram the door with the copying machine* *Angela shrieks* *Everyone yelling* *Micheal throws projector out window* Micheal: HELP!! HELP!! Stanley: Oh God! I’m about to die! *Jim and Andy ram the door with the copying machine* *Everyone shrieking* *Dwight blows airhorn* Dwight: ATTENTION!! Dwight: Employees of Dunder-Mifflin! Dwight: This has been a test of our emergency preparedness. Dwight: There is no fire. It was only a simulation. Jim: WHAT?! Dwight: Fire not real. This was merely a training exercise. *Oscar drops down from ceiling* Dwight: So what have we learned? *Stanley collapses* Dwight: Oh come on! It’s not real Dwight: Stanley don’t have a heart attack! *everyone rushes to Stanley* Michael: No, no, no! You will not die! Stanley! Michael: STANLEY YOU WILL NOT DIE! Michael: Stanley! Stanley! Michael: Barack is President! Michael: YOU ARE BLACK STANLEY! Michael: I’m gonna give him mouth-to-mouth Jim: No, no, no! Don’t give him mouth to mouth for this! Michael: He’s going to swallow his tongue. Jim: No. Michael. Michael. Michael: Don’t swallow it! Kelly: Michael get off him! Stop! Michael: I’m fine! Leave me al– *Michael bring dragged away by Toby, Kevin, and Jim* *Outro*

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100 Comments

  • Reply vik saggu August 25, 2019 at 1:54 am

    STAY FUCKING CALM!!!!

  • Reply Leila Playz August 25, 2019 at 3:18 am

    SMACK

  • Reply MasonRubyRed August 25, 2019 at 3:38 am

    Hey Dwight That would be School shooting if you cause the fire drill like a villain

  • Reply Clara Wingard August 25, 2019 at 4:33 am

    When Steve sticks the wallet in his mouth because he thinks hes having a seizure πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply CookieFur August 25, 2019 at 4:45 am

    2:55 This is what Alinity does to her cat.

  • Reply Jules S August 25, 2019 at 6:20 am

    I can’t stop laughing it’s so great!

  • Reply angle bemis August 25, 2019 at 6:22 am

    Ryan started the fiii-
    Wait no

  • Reply Neorain August 25, 2019 at 8:23 am

    "Have you ever seen a burned victim?"

  • Reply rahul singhal August 25, 2019 at 9:11 am

    I'm sure that's what is going to happen at half of the offices if a real fire breaks in.

  • Reply GAME TRON 09 August 25, 2019 at 9:14 am

    not the cat im crying

  • Reply GAME TRON 09 August 25, 2019 at 9:15 am

    is the cat ok ;(

  • Reply Nathan Krishna August 25, 2019 at 10:55 am

    2:53 I cant

  • Reply Putteee P, dsvdv August 25, 2019 at 11:31 am

    If he Did lock the Doors from The outside then how Did he get in if all The Doors are locked

  • Reply Todd August 25, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    The first time I saw rhis, the anxiety level was off the charts while laughing at the same time.

  • Reply One Normal Guy August 25, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    steals snacks
    SMASH

  • Reply Rashad Saleh August 25, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    Ok we're trapped
    Everyone for himself

  • Reply Kiara Ellison August 25, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Broooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Little_ Alien August 25, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    1:34

  • Reply Sudhanshu Singh August 25, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Unknown Lala August 25, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    BEST. EPISODE. EVER!

  • Reply Kaylee Villarroel August 25, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    Today

    sMoKinG iS gOnNa sAvE liVeS

  • Reply Ali Abdul razak August 25, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Kevin destroys the vending gets me every time πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Wolfe Weeb August 25, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    What episode was this?

  • Reply SonAmy Gamer16 August 25, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    One of my favorite scene from the office ever πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  • Reply Miss Abbi Lavallee August 25, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    And people say the office isn't good

  • Reply amelie August 25, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Michael : OH MY GODD ok, it’s happening!! Everybody stay calm!!! EVERYBODY STAY CALM!
    everybody: …
    Michael: STAY F*CKING CALM!!! EVERYBODY HAS TO F*CKING CALM DOWN

  • Reply amelie August 25, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    β€œOk, we’re trapped, everyone for himself!”

    yea real calm michael

  • Reply Calvin Wolf August 25, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    Best scene in office history!!!

  • Reply Mariana 01 August 25, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    Please watch this with the CC on

  • Reply Jacob MacVeigh August 25, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    You know what good for Dwight he tried to teach people the hard way but they’re to dumb

  • Reply Anny Penilla August 26, 2019 at 12:08 am

    Stanley:passes out
    Michael:BARACK IS PRESIDENT

  • Reply Justin Fleagle August 26, 2019 at 2:16 am

    what does warm mean?

  • Reply h4ven August 26, 2019 at 3:22 am

    "This has been a test of our emergency preparedness. This is no fire. It was only a simulation."

  • Reply Tammon August 26, 2019 at 3:43 am

    2:55 is how alinity yeeted her cat

  • Reply 1,000 subscribers before part 6 is Animated August 26, 2019 at 5:39 am

    Best office scene

  • Reply Bohemian Raspberry August 26, 2019 at 7:30 am

    this is I-C-O-N-I-C

  • Reply Jacob Isaacs August 26, 2019 at 7:51 am

    *MEOW*

  • Reply Pijar Wirastani August 26, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Kevin: better save some snacks for the trip to heaven

  • Reply Amin Imrani August 26, 2019 at 9:15 am

    I didn’t laugh at all

  • Reply Amin Imrani August 26, 2019 at 9:16 am

    And they say it’s better than B99 Backstreet Boys

  • Reply Liz August 26, 2019 at 10:04 am

    β€œThings can be replaced Phyllis! People, human lives, however, can…β€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Dara O’Brien August 26, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Pam is me when I have to say something under pressure

  • Reply DatsRight ItsMeh August 26, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    Okay I wanna be the cameraman in this whole show

  • Reply 2,000 Subs By Commenting August 26, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    Kevin is like if I die I minus well be eating food. Lol πŸ˜‚

  • Reply InsaneFire10YT August 26, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    3:24 when the anti-guns parents are in the middle of a fire

  • Reply Martha Spencer August 26, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    This and Grief Counseling are my favorite episodes.

  • Reply Retr0 August 26, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    When it’s the before the office is taken off Netflix and you still have three seasons left to watch 1:34

  • Reply Twat T August 26, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    β€œBARACK IS PRESIDENT-β€œ
    ”YOUAREBLACKSTANLEY”

  • Reply Evan Dowling August 26, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Ok

  • Reply Itz Crystal August 26, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    dang dwight is evil

  • Reply barrett bbridgmon August 26, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    4:00 Dwight finally got Jim back how’d it feel to be on the other side Jim

  • Reply LilMustache August 26, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    This is the best scene in the entire show

  • Reply Noah Thomas August 27, 2019 at 12:41 am

    1 like equals one schrute buck

  • Reply alexia rose August 27, 2019 at 1:53 am

    "You're too heavy!"
    "I ONLY WEIGH 82 POUNDS!!"

  • Reply EJ 22G August 27, 2019 at 2:12 am

    Kevin robbing the vending machine is the best shit ever.

  • Reply lowery George August 27, 2019 at 2:52 am

    I just watched this in class because we're studying fire alarm…

  • Reply I like turtles August 27, 2019 at 4:15 am

    4:10
    When I wake up and realise its the first day of school

  • Reply zombieduck 06 August 27, 2019 at 4:47 am

    I’m Michael or Andy lmao

  • Reply MA FERNANDA August 27, 2019 at 6:20 am

    Poot cat πŸ˜‚ i’m laughing so much everybody screaming in panic

  • Reply Union August 27, 2019 at 8:17 am

    Π—Π°Π±Π°Π²Π½ΠΎ. ΠšΠ°ΠΆΠ΄Ρ‹ΠΉ сам Π·Π° сСбя! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Ava Bear August 27, 2019 at 10:16 am

    I'm the person who's getting chocolate

  • Reply #BTS Army August 27, 2019 at 11:20 am

    Why does Dwight remind me of Pidge Toady from the storks? πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Eternity August 27, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    *Breaks vending machine* Priorities, man. Food first! πŸ˜‚

  • Reply MegaGermanShepherds August 27, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    This is why people need to pay attention in a procedure! Lol!

  • Reply ε–”ε–”ε–”ζ“¦ε»ζ‰€δ½†ζ˜―ζˆ‘θ¦ΊεΎ—ηΈ½ζ˜―εœ¨θ‡ͺ由材 August 27, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    Who is so fucking hilarious

  • Reply 02337755 August 27, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    I think they actually threw that cat

  • Reply superdominacion 08 August 27, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    Is that cat okay?

  • Reply Jason Stackhouse August 27, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    This is the clip that sold me on the show. Started it immediately after 🀣

  • Reply MichaelBTW. August 27, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    OH MY GOD

  • Reply Ozan Koc August 27, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    Can't believe this and CPR were in the same episode. The best episode ever made in TV history.

  • Reply TheDRMISTERY August 27, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Highlights:
    1:34–1:42 Michael staying calm.
    2:55 "Save Bandit"
    3:24 "The fire shooting at us!"

    One of the best episodes. Dwight starting to become cartoonish right around that time, though.

  • Reply Ashlyn Samuel August 27, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    This is what my class is when we learn about the boy and girls human body

  • Reply Jackson Bruner August 27, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    At 0:51 he throws his cigarette into the trash and starts a fire but later in the end he said there was no fire so does that mean they just forgot about the fire and let the place burn

  • Reply Miguel De Santiago August 28, 2019 at 12:33 am

    2:53πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply E Miller August 28, 2019 at 12:45 am

    2:54 that cat is long gone

  • Reply The Bi Baguette August 28, 2019 at 2:24 am

    I don’t even watch the office this just popped up into my recommended and this is most that I’ve ever laughed in my life!

  • Reply ProcessingDerek August 28, 2019 at 3:40 am

    Hl

  • Reply Wolves mlp August 28, 2019 at 3:56 am

    Dam these people acting like little kids they so dumb

  • Reply AdaWongTooTree August 28, 2019 at 5:08 am

    " BARRACK IS A PRESIDENT "

  • Reply The Caterpillar August 28, 2019 at 7:37 am

    I am SO glad I watch with subtitles

  • Reply David Newsome August 28, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Pam: the phones are dead!
    Dwight: oh how did that happen!

  • Reply Amber August 28, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    The captions should be like CRASH BOOM SMASH! lol *Michael throws projector out window πŸ™„ obviously 🀣

  • Reply Leonardo Mendoza August 28, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    My emotions at three in the morning

  • Reply Deniz Karasu August 28, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    3:41 my brain during math class

  • Reply Brian Karp August 28, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Kevin is such a hero, puts the snacks lives before his own, and rescuing them from the flames.

  • Reply SaintNick289 August 28, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    In the hardest of times, one must bust open the vending machine for survival!

  • Reply UΟ‰U Animation August 28, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    This is beautiful

  • Reply ok August 28, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    Its kinda weird. I heard gru's voice

  • Reply TheCrustyNoodle August 29, 2019 at 1:04 am

    That guy going for the vending machine is me πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Bamity BamBam August 29, 2019 at 2:11 am

    Am I the only one who thought when Dwight looked awesome when he threw the lighter fluid into the trash can.

  • Reply Jay Kilkenny August 29, 2019 at 2:53 am

    3:10 That's me when I don't get breakfast.

  • Reply Chloe Guevara August 29, 2019 at 3:02 am

    Top 10!

    Of any list .
    It’s that gold.

  • Reply Erykcito R.C. August 29, 2019 at 3:36 am

    1:33 A Meme is Born

  • Reply Not Famous August 29, 2019 at 4:01 am

    Didn’t know what was funnier

    [Steals snacks]

    β€œThe fires shooting at us”

    * Ceiling noises intensifies *

  • Reply iss.eliane August 29, 2019 at 4:01 am

    STAY THE FUCK CALM…. EVERYBODY FUCK*NG CALM DOWN!!!

  • Reply Demitri Niketopoulos August 29, 2019 at 5:54 am

    I don't know how I got here, I was searching for videos on The Mask comic book. You know, the bases for the movie with Jim Carrey.

  • Reply yumna amjad August 29, 2019 at 8:15 am

    I felt bad for laughingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply yumna amjad August 29, 2019 at 8:20 am

    Funniest shit ever

  • Reply Avinav Prasai August 29, 2019 at 8:44 am

    Its not real stanley don't have a heart attack πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Agent Ink August 29, 2019 at 9:13 am

    First time watching the office…plz don’t kill me

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