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Clothing in Video Games

August 24, 2019


Clothing it’s what separates Mario from Luigi man from Beast beast from beast and beast from man again when When he turns back-when he turns back into a man. When it comes to video games clothing is very important to me But why is cloning so important to you four-eyes? ow those are my feelings Well you see I believe expressing one’s self in any a mouth big or small is a very powerful thing it can make an Experience with a video game feel much more personal you know maybe I don’t identify as Default outfit Niko as much as black jacket featuring glasses Niko, Maybe red ken doesn’t speak to me as much as purple ken. Maybe I don’t want to wear any clothes at all! Games like ocarina of time Metal Gear Solid 3 Dark Souls and fallout even have clothing that actually changes your stats and abilities. I now have plus negative 2 self-confidence points in my ability to record this video and 90% camouflage in the depth of hell you stupid me But if you’re like me you’re probably just gonna wear whatever you think will make you the prettiest girl at prom because that’s way more fun. Fashion Souls formerly known as bloodborne is the perfect example of this. The stats on the different items of clothing are all similar, so PvP is really just a beauty pageant between you and the fellas But the great thing about games like GTA Street Fighter, Super Mario Odyssey or halo is that the clothing is purely cosmetic It’s not about better stats It’s about showing off to people that you now know how to wield a ninja assassin’s blade in Halo 3 because your cousin Terry works at knifeworx in the mall. And me being the big Halo fan that I am, you can imagine my disappointment with halo 5. Not the gameplay, I’m actually a fan But the clothing armor whatever What the hell happened reach that you customize nearly everything and most of it looked bomber ethic it felt Good to save up credits earned by just playing the game to make your guy look cool But all halo 5 lets me do is pick from a bunch of stupid armor presets that all look like shiny plastic Action figures that I have to get from the loot box wreck packs stupid stupid stupid Oh, I’m sorry It looks like my stupid alarm is going off against and that brings me to the coolest most sickest ass baller, Koby thing ever invented by god loot boxes wreck packs crates Whatever the hell you want to call them baseball cap all right sick jean jacket and dope Gym shorts right on six six six six six six six cuckoo cuckoo there’s some arguments that Microtransactions are justified because games are much more expensive to develop nowadays the days of the past yet are still being sold at around the same price of fifty to sixty dollars and Developers like Blizzard have been good about providing free DLC as the trade-off for having microtransactions for the loot boxes, and yeah, yeah, yeah, but Can we just leave the clothes out of it Why should my virtual fashion sense and camouflage and pub G be determined by a game of Yahtzee and cyberspace? Leave the gambling to the scratch tickets purchase for kids outside my local gas stations Keep it out of my god I change my tricks. I want to change my clothes. I want to change my clothes. I want to change my clothes I want to change my clothes. I want to choose my cool. I want you okay, so now let’s look back at everything I just said to figure out what the hell my point was people like customizing shit especially clothes getting a new piece of clothing in a video game can feel like a nice reward for playing new clothing slash armor can be a Nice goal to work towards with fake virtual currency loot boxes are dumb Microtransactions are stupid and gambling belongs outside of my gas station all I’m trying to say is that I like playing dress-up And I don’t like having to pay extra to do so this means that I am officially Deciding to switch the focus of my channel from video games to fashion next week I will be uploading full DVD commentary of The Devil Wears Prada So make sure to like it subscribe if you don’t want to miss out on that I hate myself Swings

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100 Comments

  • Reply BDRyan // RetardedRiolu August 8, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Roblox and Minecraft:

  • Reply Ukn0wn 0w3n August 8, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    I know I'm late to this video, really late, but let's just talk about Red Dead Redemption 2 clothing, that stuff is the best in all gaming.

  • Reply NO-Th1nG August 8, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    I know that he dosn't like games with in game clothing sryles ruled by Microtransactions. But has he heard of TF2. Man this game is All about it's Hats and Cosmetics.

  • Reply Brian Lin August 8, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Reddit.com

  • Reply Charlie August 8, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    In assassins creed 4 you had to go around the whole map to find these totem things so that you can unlock some Mayan armour which was armour made of wood which is a really unique idea that I really used a lot. Just saying I loved the clothes in assassins creed 4

  • Reply Longfang_1 August 9, 2019 at 12:08 am

    69k likes, nice

  • Reply drdrpasaur August 9, 2019 at 1:15 am

    i thought he was slav squatting at first

  • Reply Ear Rape God August 9, 2019 at 1:33 am

    1:24 fucking monster truck just appears

  • Reply Yuu Gae August 9, 2019 at 1:37 am

    If i could double like this i would

  • Reply Calvairo 's here August 9, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Dangit YouTube recommendations You done it! You recommended something beyond greatness

  • Reply Inventor Maniatic August 9, 2019 at 3:15 am

    you sound like cayde-6

  • Reply Freezing Moon94 August 9, 2019 at 4:10 am

    Black nico

  • Reply Sushi Rabit August 9, 2019 at 6:36 am

    Just let us buy the clothes we want

  • Reply Xzeralt August 9, 2019 at 8:02 am

    0:42

    There he is.
    The real NakeyJakey

  • Reply Andy August 9, 2019 at 8:12 am

    This video has only 1% ass. IM DISAPPOINTED

  • Reply the Pineapple dino August 9, 2019 at 9:16 am

    In survivalcraft 2, you can layer clothing on top of one and other, for example you can wear socks with sandals, a shirt with a leather jacket and a fur hat all at once, and all of it is dyeable, meaning you can have eny, and i mean ENY color of clothing you want.

  • Reply Lamoo August 9, 2019 at 10:44 am

    He switched clothes 8 times

  • Reply Sterlingo Blancheay August 9, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    Wearing Tux in Snake Eater

  • Reply PUC August 9, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    you have to admit that link is hot

  • Reply Aadi .p August 9, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Tbh I don't much care for clothing in video games… (Ik I am sorry) but I really think these r irrelevant to the actual GAME.. wht devs need to focus on is how to better the game.. and NOT how to make me look pretty.. that is not even close to the main concern

  • Reply The Hunky Skunk August 9, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    You just earned yourself a like for mentioning Skate 3 at 0:23

  • Reply Bobcat28 : August 9, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    Amen

  • Reply SoulandLogic August 10, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Can we all agree how hot the three characters on the thumbnail are

  • Reply The Farting Pug August 10, 2019 at 12:10 am

    What about tf2

  • Reply ChocLLate August 10, 2019 at 3:49 am

    The mario in the thumbnail just turned me gay

  • Reply MEMEYBOI August 10, 2019 at 4:17 am

    Did Jakey just gift us porn?

  • Reply William Richardson August 10, 2019 at 4:35 am

    Little bit of a clickbaity thumbnail.

  • Reply TheDailyDude2 August 10, 2019 at 4:48 am

    Overwatch is kind of toxic, but DAMN does Tracer have a hell of an ass! That shit still looks hot as hell.

  • Reply A Random weeb August 10, 2019 at 5:15 am

    Mario is the sexiest in the thumbnail

  • Reply AB'sC August 10, 2019 at 5:31 am

    TF2:am I a joke to you?

  • Reply HuffmanTeamGaming August 10, 2019 at 6:28 am

    Clothes in my video games? Nah man I play dead or alive.

  • Reply mean J o k e r August 10, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Bloodporn

  • Reply Le Doot TheGentleManneOfGreatestLeisure August 10, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    Team fortress 2 anyone?

  • Reply Khalid Al August 10, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    in sims 3 you can wear cloths made out of bricks, if you want.

  • Reply NotDanny August 10, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    According to the thumbnail, we all know why you're here. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Because of that smexy Mario outfit.

  • Reply Unsupervised Potato August 11, 2019 at 1:52 am

    0:52 game name?

  • Reply Oof Dab August 11, 2019 at 3:27 am

    Cousin, let's go bowling!

  • Reply TK-421 August 11, 2019 at 3:36 am

    I felt that Halo rant on a spiritual level

  • Reply Lawson Crutcher August 11, 2019 at 3:50 am

    I’m waiting for that devil wears prada commentary

  • Reply Bamba Squad August 11, 2019 at 6:56 am

    Thumbnail is here 4:25
    thank me later

  • Reply Peter Peterson August 12, 2019 at 12:09 am

    Well, I feel like it's fine as long as the stuff you can pay for is only cosmetic. I care more about the actual gameplay, and I hate it when you can have an advantage by paying for some bullshit.

  • Reply Desolate August 12, 2019 at 12:28 am

    What the hell are you wearing?-

    ITS MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH!

  • Reply Im Dead August 12, 2019 at 3:49 am

    I agree I should be able to fully customize all my characters to be naked YES EVEN ROADHOG FROM OVERWATCH

  • Reply Superdude dog August 12, 2019 at 8:02 am

    I thought you were sitting on a toilet

  • Reply Goldenpants 123 August 12, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Sees thumbnail: one of these things is not like the other

  • Reply Niggward August 12, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    I busted a nut just looking at the thumbnail… I mean the one in the center and the right are good too I guess.

  • Reply Yousef Gill August 12, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    I’m a simple man, I SeE a HaLf NakEd MaRiO aNd I cLiCk oN vIdEo

  • Reply Skeet Boi August 12, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    2:27
    Emote Gesture Common: S H I R T

  • Reply Kermit would like this uwu August 12, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    The thumbnail is more like asses in video games

  • Reply Mr Lasagna August 13, 2019 at 3:59 am

    A video about cosmetics that doesnt mention tf2?

  • Reply The Fury August 13, 2019 at 5:30 am

    Damn that thumbnail broke my no fap streak of 10 days

    I mean damn Mario is rockin them swim trunks

  • Reply Loli4lyf August 13, 2019 at 6:09 am

    Remember how tom&jerry naked all day but wear pants on beach?

  • Reply 2_screwz _loose August 13, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    As soon as your stupid alarm went off so did my regular alarm…crazy

  • Reply jincou official channel August 13, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Who came here for mario??

  • Reply Isaac Mifsud August 13, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    cries in Breath of The Wild

  • Reply chonk August 13, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    t h i c c

  • Reply Choudhry Zaryab August 14, 2019 at 8:44 am

    Hey lil ryder i saw a ad on your video🖒🖒

  • Reply jakarta gamer August 14, 2019 at 11:26 am

    i use clothes as a camouflage in PUBG

    my shirt is "earth green" or something with a small earth in the middle and plain green on everything else

    my pants are just green jeans

    and my hat is a burger

    with aviator glasses

  • Reply Imagine August 14, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Roses are red, violets are blue, i clicked for the thumbnail, and so did you

    Mario thicc af

  • Reply WAYCNF August 14, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Come on, with that thumbnail and all of a sudden I see the image of the other 2 and lose my hardness!

  • Reply Light Dragon August 15, 2019 at 12:16 am

    I swear on my grandmother’s that I’ve got this toy from her 2:06

  • Reply Gummy longtail August 15, 2019 at 2:45 am

    why isn't there a kill la kill reference here

  • Reply Kytezu August 15, 2019 at 4:25 am

    Lmao you think the clothes are too much in games, take a look at forza horizon 4. More clothes then actual cars, in a C A R game.

  • Reply Henry Colvin August 15, 2019 at 4:41 am

    My mans is a visionary

  • Reply TheElectricRaichu August 16, 2019 at 3:02 am

    That Jonathon Blow tweet better be fake, because that post is a load of shit and irritates me to no end. "$60 is extremely cheap in 2017" Go fuck yourself. No one's as rich as you and can't buy all of the lootcrate bs. Old games have just as much replay value as new AAA games too!

  • Reply Irish Army Ball August 16, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    Mario looking kinda thicc 😳

  • Reply Jeepers Scoob August 16, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    The lack of Warframe confuses me.

  • Reply Polyward August 16, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Dude this video made me feel a large amount of uncomfortable emotions, at the same time as making me laugh consistently. good job bro

  • Reply Len Lemon August 17, 2019 at 8:21 am

    My main problem with loot boxes are that you’re basically gambling when you get one so some games probably have gotten kids addicted to gambling at like 10.

  • Reply Thomas Whitlatch August 17, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    I like overwatches lootboxes. I've never paid for one but have gotten like 80+ so far in less than 2 months

  • Reply The Real Overmind August 17, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    2:22 they're not lootboxes, they're surprise mechanics

  • Reply Just random Apex clips August 17, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    That was a Canadian gas station… That's all

  • Reply Tlot Pwist August 18, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    Two things i don't want to see anymore in video games:
    -clothes you can change on a character but that doesn't show in cinematics

    -collision bugs between cloth and their wearer

  • Reply Joshua Page August 18, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    uhhmmmmmmm, where is the commentary vid man? been waiting awhile now man…. really was wondering how you like DWP…. oh well. 🙁

  • Reply Super Original Band Name August 18, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    where’s the mention of ultimate hat simulator though?

  • Reply Paul Banks August 18, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Spider-Man did it right

  • Reply thicco m0de August 19, 2019 at 4:33 am

    Speaking of halo, remember when halo infinite was going to be released in October 2019? Now it's projected to be in late 2020 and only on the new xbox.

  • Reply Misutatsuri August 19, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    laughs in runescape

  • Reply AlmaInfinium August 19, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    1:41 what is that song?

  • Reply Mr. Seagullin August 19, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Who does that cover of kiss me at the end?

  • Reply Yung Sebas August 20, 2019 at 1:13 am

    says kobe but shows picture of steve nash :/

  • Reply Sskrimp_TeX • August 20, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Mario looking damn T H I C C boi

  • Reply Tongu August 20, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    watched the vid for the thicc mario

  • Reply bazinga August 20, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    I was scrolling thru the comment section when all that came to a stop when i saw the last frame of the video

  • Reply Retarded Oranges August 21, 2019 at 2:10 am

    Tracer is dummy thicccc

  • Reply Bang Supa August 21, 2019 at 4:57 am

    the problem for me is they not give drop only cosmetic in game or craftable only in game when they has lot boxses cosmetic
    and if they do have, its very generic and realy fucking bad

  • Reply Jack Blades August 21, 2019 at 10:39 am

    It always triggers me when people bring up that "games have stayed the same price" argument. The price of distribution has also gone way down while the number of sales has gone waaay up as gaming has become more mainstream. EA, Ubisoft, Activision, etc were not in decline before lootboxes became a thing.

  • Reply John M August 21, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    A year later and I’m still waiting for the DWP commentary. Pradadites are people two. If you upload that damn video there might be more than just two of us!

  • Reply Reilpikram August 22, 2019 at 1:32 am

    Why do I recognize the track in the beginning of the video..?

  • Reply robert pannullo August 22, 2019 at 3:14 am

    Yeet the haters

  • Reply thebladingblur August 22, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Yea just look at sonic forces… that game actually sucked. The only thing I remembered was every time I beat a level I got a hat or a shirt or something and that was kinda full making my guy look however I wanted… still wasn’t enough to make me keep playing the game though.. 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • Reply Hypo Flump August 22, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    It was a pretty good ass

  • Reply Wulfrvm August 22, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    i dont remember what he was wearing at the start of this video

  • Reply Moonlight in the Crypt August 22, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    Ay but have you seen the anime T H I C C ?

  • Reply Ryman G. Francisco August 23, 2019 at 1:48 am

    Lol how about TF2 and their wacky cosmetics?

  • Reply Tomato Boi August 23, 2019 at 6:05 am

    Let me be straight…

    I'm here because of the thumbnail

  • Reply Swords And sandals August 23, 2019 at 11:08 am

    I was hoping for spandex

  • Reply Flou August 24, 2019 at 12:56 am

    You're amazing I mean who else records a commentary while sitting in a swiss ball

  • Reply John Smith August 24, 2019 at 4:28 am

    This is some pretty orgasmic editing

  • Reply Crosseye McGee August 24, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    Mario is just a sexual icon in gaming now. We just have to accept it.

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