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Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks – SNL

August 22, 2019


>>>THIS IS “BLACK JEOPARDY.”
>>WHAT UP? WHAT UP, WHAT UP, WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO “BLACK JEOPARDY,” THE ONLY TV GAME SHOW WHERE THE
AUDIENCE IS IN CHURCH CLOTHES. I’M YOUR HOST DARNELL HAYES.
OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY ARE KEELY.>>HEY.
>>SHANIECE.>>OKAY, NOW.
>>AND DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HOW ARE YOU DOING, SIR?>>OH, MAN.
DOUG, YOU SURE YOU READY TO PLAY “BLACK JEOPARDY”?
>>THEY TOLD ME A FELLA COULD WIN SOME MONEY, SO LET’S WIN ME
SOME MONEY, GIT HER DONE.>>I ADMIRE YOUR CONFIDENCE.
LET’S SEE OUR CATEGORIES. WE GOT “BIG GIRLS.”
[ LAUGHTER ] “HMM, I DON’T KNOW.”
“YOU BETTER.” “I’M GONNA PRAY ON THIS.”
“THEY OUT HERE SAYING.” AND AS ALWAYS, “WHITE PEOPLE.”
[ LAUGHTER ] KEELY, YOU ARE OUR RETURNING
CHAMP, YOU PICK.>>OKAY, LET’S DO “YOU BETTER”
FOR $200.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER THERE, “YOU
NEED HOT SAUCE, DUCK SAUCE, SOY SAUCE, AND SAFETY PINS.”
KEELLY.>>WHAT IS YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR
ASS TO THE KITCHEN AND LOOK IN THE PACKET DRAWER.
>>YEAH. YEAH, THE PACKET DRAWER, YEAH.
YEAH, EVERY KITCHEN HAS GOT ONE.>>OKAY, LET’S STAY WITH “YOU
BETTER” FOR $400.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, “YOUR JOB
WANTS TO TAKE $40 OUT OF YOUR CHECK FOR A 401(k).”
SHANIECE?>>WHAT IS, YOU BETTER GIVE ME
THAT MONEY SO I CAN GET ME SOME SCRATCH-OFFS?
>>YOU DAMN RIGHT. I MEAN, WHY I NEED A RETIREMENT
PLAN WHEN I GOT MONOPOLY MILLIONAIRES CLUB.
>>I PLAY THAT EVERY WEEK.>>THAT’S GOOD FOR YOU.
OKAY. THE BOARD IS YOURS, SHANIECE.
>>LET’S GO WITH “THEY OUT THERE SAYING” FOR $200.
>>OKAY, THEY OUT HERE SAYING THE NEW iPHONE WANTS YOUR THUMB
PRINT FOR YOUR PROTECTION. OH, OKAY, THEN, DOUG.
>>WHAT IS, I DON’T THINK SO, THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU.
>>YES, THAT’S IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT’S IT!>>I DON’T TRUST THAT.
>>ME EITHER.>>NO, I READ THAT GOES STRAIGHT
TO THE GOVERNMENT.>>WELL, THAT’S NOT BAD, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>>LET’S GO OVER TO “I DON’T KNOW,” FOR $400.
>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, HE SAYS HIS DOG DOESN’T BITE.
SHANIECE.>>WHAT IS, HM, I DON’T KNOW, HE
GOT TEETH, DON’T HE?>>YEAH, THAT’S IT.
ANYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYTHING WITH TEET.>>LET’S STICK WITH “HM, I DON’T
KNOW,” FOR $600.>>OKAY.
CAITLYN JENNER SAYS SHE BELONGS ON THE COVER OF “ESSENCE”
MAGAZINE. KEELY.
>>WHAT IS, HMM, I DON’T KNOW, YOU CAN’T DO EVERYTHING.
>>YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THERE WAS A TIME.
>>ABSOLUTELY.>>REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME.
>>OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER, YEAH,>>OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
LET’S GO TO “THEY OUT HERE SAYING” FOR $800.
>>ALL RIGHT, THE ANSWER, THEY OUT HERE SAYING THAT EVERY VOTE
COUNTS. OH, DOUG AGAIN.
>>WHAT IS, COME ON, THEY ALREADY DECIDED WHO WINS EVEN
BEFORE IT HAPPENS.>>YES, YES!
[ LAUGHTER ] THE ILLUMINATI FIGURED THAT OUT
MONTHS AGO. THAT’S ANOTHER ONE FOR DOUG.
>>OKAY, WE’RE DOING IT. LET’S TRY, “THEY OUT HERE
SAYING” FOR $600.>>OKAY.
THEY OUT HERE SAYING, THIS MOVIE DOESN’T DESERVE AN OSCAR.
KEELY.>>WHAT IS “TYLER PERRY’S BOO! A
MADEA HALLOWEEN.”>>ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY, YOU KNOW. WHEN THAT MAN PUTS ON THAT MUMU
I’M JUST TRANSPORTED. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I LOVE THOSE MOVIES.
I BOUGHT A BOX SET AT WALMART, AND IF I CAN LAUGH AND PRAY IN
90 MINUTES, THAT IS MONEY WELL SPENT.
>>WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I LIKE YOU SAYING THAT.
NO, NO — IT’S ALL GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD.
IT’S ALL GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
KEELY. IT’S YOUR PICK.
>>LET’S GO TO “YOU BETTER” FOR $600.
>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, THE MECHANIC SAYS YOU OWE $250 FOR
NEW BRAKE LINES. DOUG.
>>WHAT IS, YOU BETTER GO TO THE DUDE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAT
WILL FIX THINKING FOR $40.>>OH, YOU KNOW CECIL?
>>YEAH, YEAH. MY CECIL’S NAME IS JIM AND HE
FIXED MY REFRIGERATOR, MY AIR CONDITIONER AND MY CAT.
>>YEAH, EVERYBODY’S GOT A GUY. YOU ALL RIGHT, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ] LET’S TAKE A MOMENT AND HEAR
ABOUT TODAY’S PRIZES. JOHNNY?
>>THANKS, DARNELL. TODAY’S “BLACK JEOPARDY” WINNER
WILL RECEIVE THE GOOD CHAIR. GRANDDADDY NEEDS SOMEWHERE TO
SIT. GIVE HIM THE GOOD CHAIR.
AND CAR TAPE. THE BEST TAPE FOR FIXING YOUR
CAR. CAR TAPE.
BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.>>DOUG, I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S
GOING ON BUT THE BOARD IS YOURS.>>WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH,
DARNELL. YOU PEOPLE ARE FUN.
CAN I SAY THAT? THAT OKAY?
CAN I SAY THAT?>>WE’LL GIVE YOU A PASS THIS
TIME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY, LET’S GO TO “BIG GIRLS” FOR $200.
>>OKAY. THE ANSWER THERE, SKINNY WOMEN
CAN DO THIS FOR YOU. DOUG?
>>WHAT IS, NOT A DAMN THING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT. YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT.
>>YES!>>MY WIFE — MY WIFE’S A STURDY
WOMAN.>>THAT IS MY MAN RIGHT THERE.
>>OKAY.>>GO DOUG, GO DOUG, GO DOUG —
[ KNOCKING ]>>OH, THE SOUND OF THE BROOM
HITTING THE CEILING BELOW US MEANS THE PARTY HAS TO STOP.
DOUG. I GOT TO SAY, IT’S BEEN A
PLEASURE.>>WELL, THAT IS RIGHT BACK AT
YOU, MY BROTHER.>>ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET’S TAKE A
LOOK AT OUR “FINAL JEOPARDY” CATEGORY.
“LIVES THAT MATTER.” [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT
LASTED, DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOU KNOW, I’VE ACTUALLY GOT A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS —
>>YEAH I’M SURE YOU DO. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE GONNA PLAY
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM JUST TO SEE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS.
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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100 Comments

  • Reply Ryan Howe July 27, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    This is the best SNL yet

  • Reply Mel B July 27, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    It’s Keenen from Keenen and Kel we loved Keenen and Kel and Good Burger

  • Reply first last July 27, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    So much truth here

  • Reply Natalie E. July 28, 2019 at 1:20 am

    So this is funny but as soon as I blackface everyone has a problem all of a sudden

  • Reply STORMFORCE2012 July 28, 2019 at 5:43 am

    Tom Hanks has just proven why he is one of the best in television and movies with his acting abilities

  • Reply Some Mayonnaise July 28, 2019 at 6:32 am

    If Doug just hit with a fat “all lives” he’d be golden

  • Reply Ashmeed Mohammed July 29, 2019 at 2:20 am

    wooowwwww. this was wowwwww

  • Reply CHAOS July 29, 2019 at 5:54 am

    The hosts reaction to dug is the best 😂

  • Reply CHAOS July 29, 2019 at 5:59 am

    YES DOUG! YES DOUG!

  • Reply Miss Tam July 29, 2019 at 7:06 am

    I love Tom Hanks's acting. He is always amazing in every role he does.

  • Reply John S July 29, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    LMAO

  • Reply Gary Summers July 30, 2019 at 12:07 am

    " my wife is a sturdy gal"… You know Doug's lady is a sista. Doug be lovin him so cocoa boo-tay.

  • Reply jpCharm1 July 30, 2019 at 7:20 am

    That dude next to Tom Hanks is pretty funny

  • Reply Karashote July 30, 2019 at 10:30 am

    god damn that person in the middle actually looks inhuman

  • Reply Russ Harig July 30, 2019 at 11:07 am

    I hate snl. This shit is stupid. Let's fabricate some bullshit, racial tension, so we can convince everyone that a fucking race war is around the corner. I'm white, I dont anyone, white or black, that follows those stereotypes. Fuck NBC for trying to manipulate us into hating each other for their profit.

  • Reply Kevin Smith July 30, 2019 at 11:09 am

    I remember when SNL was funny

  • Reply resin hits July 30, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    Remember when Chappelle did this bit 15 years ago, but better?

    God SNL sucks now.

  • Reply Burpo Stockings July 30, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    Lives that matter:

    None.

  • Reply Koala Nectar July 30, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    No honest white person thinks black people are lesser in any way. I mostly liked this sketch but they had to put in a "white man afraid of black man" trope, without ever touching the notion that black men think whites are murderous devils. Just ignore all the black cops who are ALSO arresting black people. And sometimes shooting them, but I hope that doesn't happen. We are all human beings, drop this race motif cause most smart people don't give a shit about it, and we need smart people in our government instead of race baiting ideologues (on either side).

  • Reply Brian DRFW July 30, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    OMG…so funny that we can almost cross the line and still have fun. :lives that matter" hahahaha

  • Reply Justin Z July 30, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    This is actually a really beautifully written sketch. Makes fun of different racial groups all the while showing how similar we are.

    Honestly it's exactly the role comedy should have. I'm surprised this sketch was even written in 2016, given how PC everything has gotten.

  • Reply Mathew Davis July 31, 2019 at 6:17 am

    All lives don’t matter, I get it

  • Reply Tracy Olson July 31, 2019 at 8:43 am

    Too bad Doug voted for Trump and plans on doing it again. Doug might not be racist, but he stands behind someone who is.

  • Reply fearanarchy July 31, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    So we are in that slump again… I guess maybe next decade

  • Reply broomsterm July 31, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    Great until the end. BLM is horse SHIT!

  • Reply Bork Bork Bork August 1, 2019 at 1:10 am

    Not a damn thing

  • Reply holy gomez August 1, 2019 at 8:18 am

    It was good while it lasted doug 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😉💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂

  • Reply Sao Cungduoc August 1, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    The only real conflict is Class Conflict.

  • Reply Old Toad August 2, 2019 at 2:29 am

    This isn’t racist at all

  • Reply Gary D August 2, 2019 at 4:47 am

    Mr. Roger

  • Reply Rogal Dorn August 2, 2019 at 10:08 am

    You see Tom Hanks in a MAGA hat you know its gonna be good

  • Reply rminor500 August 2, 2019 at 10:46 am

    Tom Hanks killed his role!!!😂😂😂

  • Reply Oma Rumunna August 2, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    Still funny 😄.

  • Reply Lance Scallon August 3, 2019 at 4:59 am

    Cept Tyler perry sucks

  • Reply Chris Gianettino August 3, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    I normally can't stand SNL, but my God was this one of the funniest skits I've ever seen!

  • Reply letoII August 3, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Trump 2020

  • Reply Chigozie Ilozue August 4, 2019 at 4:46 am

    Kelley is skinny tho

  • Reply Mike Neumann August 4, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Fuck you Tom Hanks from the American people

  • Reply Dominic Rubio August 5, 2019 at 3:54 am

    The last nigga on earth starring tom hanks

  • Reply Gucci McDuck August 5, 2019 at 4:51 am

    its scary how most of this is true… (packet drawer)

  • Reply wingsandash August 5, 2019 at 6:57 am

    I've managed to come across several funny SNL skits from fairly recently, this being one of the best.
    What the hell is happening here? Did hell freeze over?

  • Reply m c August 5, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Tom Hanks. The greatest actor of his generation. Without a shadow, of a doubt. Thank you. Goodnight.

  • Reply m c August 5, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Keenan, my favourite SNL actor by miles. The supporting structure to the show for the last decade or so. Love him. Superstars have come and gone but his constant support has been integral to the show's consistency these past number of years. I love how he smiles through the lines, there is an irony there that only he can deliver.

  • Reply Dalton speaks August 6, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    Actually the only racists depicted here are sadly the black guys. I'm glad there are still sane folks everywhere but this anti-white crap has gone too far.

  • Reply GreatDanesRule August 6, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    Never did big girls? I’m happy they didn’t lmao 🤣

  • Reply TheRedTomahawk August 7, 2019 at 4:55 am

    "Lives that matter" That would be every life except those of murderers and rapist. Why do you make a skit where he is supposed to say black lives matter? Racist ass fuck.

  • Reply Howard Massicotte August 7, 2019 at 11:35 am

    tom hanks freemason pedo scumbag, wake up zombies research!!!

  • Reply Revel Ation August 8, 2019 at 5:36 am

    Accurate answers lol

  • Reply HELLO August 8, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    TOM HANKS THE PEADOPHILE

  • Reply G.S.K. August 8, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Leslie Jones is the best. I’ve nearly laughed cereal out my nose watching her. Keep it up Ms. Jones

  • Reply Jon Cosmo August 9, 2019 at 3:16 am

    real as shit

  • Reply Sophia Schier-Hanson August 10, 2019 at 4:00 am

    What is class consciousness? =)

  • Reply Thomas Bannister August 10, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Tom Hanks for president 2020

    He may be devoid of political experience, but he'd be better then Trump, for sure

  • Reply BossyFU train August 10, 2019 at 10:08 am

    My least favorite part was 4:00 and I know it's a joke and Tom is a Democrat they had tto do him like that

  • Reply Jason Brown August 10, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    4:00 minute marker OMG so funny

  • Reply imserious2187 August 10, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    That intro beat is 🔥

  • Reply imserious2187 August 10, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Omg Tom Hanks is spot on 😂😂😂

  • Reply imserious2187 August 10, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    His reaction when Doug gets one right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply imserious2187 August 10, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Doug shows you how similar we all are, but I’m sure that went over a lot of people’s head

  • Reply imserious2187 August 10, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    My wife, she’s a sturdy gal 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply R Carmisin August 10, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    When the host went to shake Doug's hand. Doug was scared because he knows that he had a 50/50 chance of being another victim. 10%=50% lol 🙂

  • Reply Lagaule Refractaire August 10, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    merica

  • Reply Chase Madison August 11, 2019 at 1:02 am

    So the white guys happened to be a red-neck Trump supporter? Fuck America, pretty pathetic… Hollywood is a ass of society, all they do is push out shit followed by more shit.

  • Reply sparklebutt111 August 11, 2019 at 3:37 am

    You alright, Doug. 🤣🤣

  • Reply Mr Wiseman August 11, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Ton Hanks never loses.

  • Reply robertantonvlogs August 12, 2019 at 3:04 am

    I didnt' remember this. Laughed til I cried. Man, Doug could come by for a BBQ anytime.

  • Reply K.S.G _91 August 13, 2019 at 3:04 am

    🤣🤣

  • Reply Mæonnxise. August 13, 2019 at 9:04 am

    I watched this after watching the fresh prince and I can’t tell the difference.

  • Reply ChancehasPants August 13, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Alex Treblack

  • Reply Renan Carreira August 14, 2019 at 5:46 am

    someone could explain what "LIVES THAT MATTER" means at the and an d why everybody got that awkward look?

  • Reply TheDerpyDog August 14, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    This gets funnier every god damn time lol

  • Reply SKY August 14, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    is shanice 50 cent?

  • Reply sanfrantakemehome August 14, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    "not a damn thing" kills me every time

  • Reply Lookido Calèl August 15, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Right.. so Hillbilly=Trump Supporter

  • Reply Hello World August 16, 2019 at 12:45 am

    I’m from the south so this might be the funniest skit I’ve seen so far😂

  • Reply Joey Courteau August 16, 2019 at 1:27 am

    This showed me I still don't like Tom Hanks.

  • Reply Noel Santiago August 16, 2019 at 1:41 am

    HANKS CAN DO IT ALL

  • Reply BrantheBroken August 16, 2019 at 10:26 am

    If your headphones aren't thumping your skull when the theme song's playing, they're deficient at the low end 😁

  • Reply mack mcentire August 17, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Rednicks and hood niggas are one in the same lol

  • Reply Tigerman1138 August 17, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    “My ‘Cecil’s name Is ‘Jimmy’.”
    😀

  • Reply Keith Happaney August 18, 2019 at 12:54 am

    This is perhaps the most important piece of comedy that I have seen in my life and I am not young. Comedy has a way of revealing truths in a way that people can absorb without defense and there is some heavy truth being laid down here. Bravo to the writers!

  • Reply ThaDevilsJester August 18, 2019 at 3:36 am

    Still one of the best skits of all time!

  • Reply Erin Morgan August 18, 2019 at 11:23 am

    “When we come back we’ll play the national anthem and see what the hell happens” LOL😂

  • Reply Howard Mcgoldrick August 18, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    I love shanice,she makes me laugh out loud!!

  • Reply some guy August 18, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    Black lives matter, all lives matter, white lives matter. can we all grow up now?

  • Reply iAdden August 18, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Well that's good for you. 😂

  • Reply Raul Salazar August 18, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    when doug said you people he meant pinche mayates!!

  • Reply Nate Conley. August 19, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    I love the "YHEAS!" He gives to doug

  • Reply RAFAEL CANELA August 20, 2019 at 8:47 am

    MAGA Hanks made me laugh!! It's the way we roll

  • Reply Just Joy Philly August 20, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Packet drawer!😂😂😂

  • Reply jim bob August 20, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    I think it’s just a great skit showing that most people living day to day and check to check, have a lot in common regardless of race, Doug just happens to be the first lower middle class person they have had.This skit does have a little political aspect, but mainly hits the point, we’re all just trying to get through it, a lot of people should see something in common with this regardless of race, he’ll in this country most of us are the working lower middle class. I love Tom Hanks the perfect guy for it.

  • Reply Gavin Production August 20, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    Favorite final jeopardy: Lives that matter. Favorite line: Now I've gotta lot to say, yeah I'm sure you do." With all those sistas looking at him.

  • Reply Gavin Production August 20, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    Darnell Hayes: "when we come back, we'll play the national anthem and we'll see what the hell happens, I died." 😂😂😂

  • Reply Frazzle Face August 21, 2019 at 7:13 am

    Proof that we need to stop listening to politicians trying to find endless ways to divide us and keep us at each others throats.

  • Reply TyDie85 August 21, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    Lmfao! "Yes! Yes! That's it!" 🤣

  • Reply reignman2112 August 21, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    "I'll take "who built the Pyramids" for a thousand please"…

  • Reply muddro420 August 21, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    That was the hardest I ever laughed at that skit

  • Reply j z a August 21, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    We need more white people like Doug

  • Reply Jeff Brehove August 21, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    This just proves that white guys in the south have a more intimate relationship with black people than white guys in the north

  • Reply Patrick Riker August 22, 2019 at 5:00 am

    12,000 dislikes from 12,000 triggered fools.

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