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Best of Creed – The Office US

August 24, 2019

There’s my girl Noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train? That was perdium from Philidelphia Ugh, that town smells like cheese steaks That town is full of history! Andrea’s the, uh, office bitch you’ll get used to her hmMMm creed I’m not offended by homosexuality In the 60s I made love to many many women often outdoors *eyebrow raise* in the mud and the rain and it’s possible a man slipped in would be no way of knowing. So, strike scream and run Alright, let’s try it. *Strikes, screams, and runs* Hey did one of you tell Stanley that I had asthma? Because I don’t If it gets out they won’t let me scuba If I can’t scuba, then w h a t s t h i s a l l b e e n a b o u t ? What am I working toward? Creed? Yes, sir? Everything okay? Everything’s cool, dude. I’m thirty. Well in November I’ll be thirty. That is Northern Lights Cannabis, Indica No, it’s marijuana. I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office. Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave. Thanks, playing a little hooky from work today. oh my god How much do they want 300 dollars -What? No, I could get a fish for a five-cent worm. Oh, you’re paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy? So hey, I wanna set you up with my daughter. Oh, I’m engaged to Pam. I thought you were gay. Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter? i d o n t k n o w Hey cus Heard you’re having money problems. No you didn’t Listen, I got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away. Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider. Creed, I noticed you don’t have a resolution on the board. What’s yours? I wanna do a cartwheel. They’re real casual, like, not make a big deal out of it, but I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel. How’s it going? i’m having a little trouble motivating no if you do that i’m going to do that if you do that i’m going to do that if you do this i’m going to do that well what if I just did– y o u d o n t w a n t t o d o t h a t . *wtf* I’m just hiding out until all this stuff blows over. With Creed. Playing chess. At work. He’s winning. I feel like I’m describing a dream I had. yo Is this his new chair? No he hasn’t picked one yet. DAAAHT. When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs And only one to go. I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You get more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader. Whoa, awesome. L E T S P U T A S M I L E O N T H A T F A C E Dammit Creed I’ve been up since four! Real shame about Ed, huh? -Yeah Must really have you thinking. About what? The older you get, the bigger the chances you’re gonna die. You knew that Ed was decapitated. What? Dwight (whispering): really? He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down route six, he slides under an eighteen-wheeler, pop it snaps right off. Oh my god… *impressed* That is the way to go. Instant death, very smart. You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated. You’re thinking of a chicken. what did i say Someone complained that the men’s room is whites only, Stanley you know that’s not true I didn’t say that Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? I already won the lottery. I was born in the U S of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport Does it hurt terribly? No, it’s not too bad. They had me on a lot of painkillers. Oh really what kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone I have no idea. *sigh of disgrace* Hey, Creed. Creed: Heyyyyyy, -Kid: What’s up Creed? Creed: What’re you guys up to? Ahhh, hellloooo -Kid: You’re the man, buddy. I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff’s station I understand that’s confusing Hey, brah, I’ve been meaning to ask you, Can we get some Red Bulls for these things? Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride the bull. amirite?? Later, skater. Look at where you’re going to be doing the cartwheel, so look where you’re going to be placing your hands. So pick a spot Creed: Mmhmm Michael: You’re ready to do this? Creed: Yes, sir. You know what? I’m gonna stay here as long as it takes Creed: I really appreciate that. Michael: Imma spot ya, imma spot you Michael: Go. I did it! You did? The perfect cartwheel. Okay, good. What a rush, that’s all I had to do all year. Congratulations. (creed’s face is gold right here) Well, alright see you tomorrow. Oh my god. I find it offensive. All natural, baby. That’s how I like ’em. Swing low, sweet Chariots. Kevin: Look at that. She’s totally flirting with him. Mmm, you don’t know that. Some people can’t help losing sexuality You ever noticed you can only lose two things? sexuality and pus. Man I tell ya. It’s a beautiful morning at Dunder-Mifflin. As I like to call it: Great Bratton. Keep it running. “Do I love being manager?” I love my kids, I love real estate, I love ceramics, I love my job, I love wrestling, Find out what language this is. wEsFLdLEE sBrrBd cLWsf NrR mSTw eEEeEmR. IIsT sTRr bObBsKaA. (german?) Nobody’s does this when Creed Bratton gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? *whispering* Creed Bratton I didn’t realize that everybody here dresses up every year. Me neither. It’s Halloween That is really really good timing. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct “old man smell?” I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprouted mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death. Can you tell us what happened? Um, I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions, And, he was holding a map, and when I walked over, He had, IT out *whispering* on the map. Phyllis, you’re a married woman. The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what’s all the fuss? If that’s flashing then lock me up. The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin, though. Cool beans, man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there! Okay, team building. On this side of the room: Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy. And this side of the room: Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed– He never called a meeting Everybody, this is Creed, and he is in charge of… Michael: something Creed: That is correct. Michael: Say hi to the kids. Creed: Hi kids. Michael: Yayyyy….. Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?? *kids going eww except for the one Chad running for a closer look* Stop it! Just no, no no, would you cut it out?! Bobody! Bo-BODY, what does the first B stand for? What are we doing? We’re making acronyms! Okay, what does the first B stand for? Kevin: uhm, BIZNISSZ Iiiii LIKEit BIZNIS! Good, Kevin. Alright, the O, We need a new manager. What are you doing in here? This is the woman’s room. You’re in here I pay for that privilege *yelling* IM A PRETTY NORMAL GUY, I DO ONE WEIRD THING, I LIKE TO GO IN THE WOMAN’S ROOM FOR NUMBER TWO. IVE BEEN CAUGHT SEVERAL TIMES, & I H A V E P A I D D E A R L Y. I remember it was very late at night, like 11:00, 11:30 Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what, I think maybe Halpbert had stolen his car, something like that So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels. Then Schrute grabs a can of hair spray and a lighter, You’re useless. Why do we as a society, hate old people so much? Because they’re lame. No! Creed, no, they are not! Jim. -Oh, cool. That’s from me. Great! Where’d you get it? I don’t know, it was so long ago. He obviously forgot to get me something. And then he went to his closet and dug out this little number Then threw in the bag. *no shame* Yep, that’s exactly what happened. Sorry I’m late boss, what’s going on? *in a retarded accent* Sir! There has been a murder, and you are suspect. Oh , okay. Hang on just a sec, lemme just settle in, and I’ll be right back. Very good! Very good. Now, no one was there, in the wine cellar, You know what, don’t even worry about it, everyone was so drunk, no one even remembers what you said. I remember. I blogged the whole thing. Check it out. Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I’ve read some of it. Even for the internet, it’s pretty shocking.

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  • Reply Chilly Steve August 16, 2019 at 5:12 pm


    "Creed Thoughts!

    Hey-o, everyone out there in Syberworld. It's old Creed Bratton coming at your again. here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me.

    What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can't beat motorcycles. They're small and dangerous

    I got into a car ac…"

  • Reply Simon F August 16, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Do a worst of Charles Minor

  • Reply RockSmith1988 August 17, 2019 at 1:49 am

    The Taliban is the worst
    Great heroin tho

  • Reply trash magic August 17, 2019 at 6:19 am

    the captions are nice

  • Reply weirdshibainu August 17, 2019 at 6:25 am

    He's manager for like 15 minutes. Lol

  • Reply CallmeStylez August 17, 2019 at 9:19 am


  • Reply Nowfel Al Hindhi August 17, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    "Everything's cool dude."

  • Reply ItsJetty August 17, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    0:54 that’s a perfection transition 😂

  • Reply Sinead King August 17, 2019 at 11:24 pm


  • Reply Nick P August 17, 2019 at 11:28 pm


  • Reply Juliana LaFontano August 18, 2019 at 1:45 am

    when he screams he sounds like zombies on call of duty 😂😂😂

  • Reply Andy3 August 18, 2019 at 2:44 am

    10:53: in a retarded accent 😂😂😂 put English Captions on.

  • Reply Bdub August 18, 2019 at 3:28 am

    Creed is right up there with my favourite characters like Jim and Michael and he somehow does it with very limited dialogue. When he does have dialogue, it’s golden

  • Reply Apple Person August 18, 2019 at 3:53 am

    Andreas the uh office bitch

  • Reply Rafael Mendonça August 18, 2019 at 5:07 am

    Who's your worm guy?

  • Reply Roein Saba August 18, 2019 at 6:07 am

    at 10:50 enable subtitles and thank me later.

  • Reply Warboss West August 18, 2019 at 8:58 am

    Creed is that guy that has tenure and is getting every mile he can out of it.

  • Reply Rome Fortunato August 18, 2019 at 4:45 pm


  • Reply Rome Fortunato August 18, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    11:15 what car is that?

  • Reply Rome Fortunato August 18, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    1:23 what did Pam say and what’s Creed’s thuds?

  • Reply WillyTheDood August 18, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    Strike, scream, run is the best
    Kills me every time lmao

    I personally would love to have creed as a manager

  • Reply Taylor Thompson August 18, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    😂😂 when he says "find out what language this is?" Turn on the captions

    Wait til the end 😂😂

  • Reply Briar Mason August 18, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Favorite Creed moment is from the blackmailing webisode where he said he was gonna light himself on fire if he isn't paid and starts rubbing two sticks together.

    Never gets old! XD

  • Reply brianna :] August 18, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    how weird that i got a joy commercial ad and im pretttttyyy sure kelly kapoor (mindy kaling) was featured on it lolllll

  • Reply jacob oliver August 18, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    The captions are gold

  • Reply brianna :] August 18, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    the captions make this way better than it already is

  • Reply Zach G August 18, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    The YAAIIIEEEE gets me every time.

  • Reply Stfu Trolls August 18, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    Creed: why so serious?

    Kevin: Damn it creed! I’ve been up since FOUR

  • Reply Danny Boi August 19, 2019 at 1:34 am

    10:48 made me die of laughter

  • Reply Sick Trickshots August 19, 2019 at 1:47 am

    This is why creed is the best character

  • Reply MATLANTIS August 19, 2019 at 1:57 am

    B O B O D D Y

  • Reply MOAZ SHAH August 19, 2019 at 5:56 am

    Damn it Creed!

  • Reply Carlos Lara August 19, 2019 at 7:07 am

    Chuckles I love reading the captions. BIZNIS

  • Reply Sakib Raihan August 19, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Who here hasn't seen the show but love to see clips on youtube.

  • Reply Marvel Fanboy August 19, 2019 at 9:49 am


  • Reply Akash Anand August 19, 2019 at 10:18 am

    Creed's demo of 'Strike Scream Run' should be in the comedy hall of fame.

  • Reply Sunny Singh August 19, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    That car key throwing scene was hilarious

  • Reply MeAnd TheBoys August 19, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    3:16 subtitles: wtf

  • Reply Arshia Rostampour August 19, 2019 at 6:47 pm


  • Reply Vegsi August 19, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    "-That is Northern Lights Cannabis, Indica
    -No, it's marijuana" XXXD

  • Reply Eric laBonte August 19, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    "Its Halloween….that is really really good timing " 🤣

  • Reply Mr E. August 20, 2019 at 1:01 am

    Hang On Just A Sec Let Me Settle In….And I'll Be Right Back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🤣👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Vanessa A August 20, 2019 at 1:34 am

    PLEASE turn on subtitles! They’re everything!

  • Reply Date Mike August 20, 2019 at 2:22 am

    Hey-o, every one out there in syberWorld it,s old creed bratton coming at your again, here from my perch as a quality assurance manager at dunder mifflin paper just a few observations on the world around me

    what do you guys think is the best car? to me. you can,t beat

    a motorcycles. they,re small and dangerous.

    i got into a car

  • Reply colleen ryan August 20, 2019 at 2:27 am

    what if Creed is just some regular old guy looking to have some fun by putting on the persona of a shady lunatic for the cameras

  • Reply Dylan Teed August 20, 2019 at 2:52 am

    Creed has a million better moments than this. How can you put in the cartwheel but leave out the scene where he curses out Erin?

  • Reply Doctor Strange August 20, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Michael Scott : The world sends people your way. Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from.

    No idea where Creed came from wait 😂😂😂😂😂

    Also 10:58 has me dead 😂

  • Reply Beansy August 20, 2019 at 4:06 am


  • Reply Jackie Fee August 20, 2019 at 5:23 am

    Watch with the captions on…😂

    5:16 sigh of disgrace

  • Reply Enrique Rodriquez August 20, 2019 at 8:37 am

    Love the sketchy shady dude lol

  • Reply Engreido2814 August 20, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Was Meredith turned on by Creed at 04:00?

  • Reply Bizerk Flipper August 20, 2019 at 4:21 pm


  • Reply Bizerk Flipper August 20, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    You forgot about when everyone was throwing up and he was just eating noodles

  • Reply Phil Lowman August 20, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    They didn't use the one when he caught by bare hands and ate a raw fish on Beach Day.

  • Reply A1Cpadilla August 20, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    But why does he use commas as apostrophes on his blog??? There is more to Creed than meets the eye. I’m gonna research and see what I find 😬

  • Reply A1Cpadilla August 20, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    But why does he use commas as apostrophes on his blog??? There is more to Creed than meets the eye. I’m gonna research and see what I find 😬

  • Reply Zhongyang Qu August 20, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    Listen to me and turn on caption. You won’t regret it, especially for 7:14.

  • Reply a b August 20, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    Creeds blog: “What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can’t beet motorcycles. They,re small and dangerous”

  • Reply Akash Jacob August 21, 2019 at 3:16 am

    As it Turns out, Creed having 3 chairs, is much more dangerous than Thanos with all six infinity stones.

  • Reply ThingsInAmerica __ August 21, 2019 at 3:40 am

    There are 4 gods in the office.
    Jim: god of pranks

    Creed: god of dickery

    Micheal: god of douchery

    Dwight: god of conspiracy theories

  • Reply KennyPuff August 21, 2019 at 3:59 am

    The captions are great

  • Reply Krishna Prasath August 21, 2019 at 4:16 am

    Strike scream run😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I lost it

  • Reply W A S D it's what moves me August 21, 2019 at 7:03 am

    4:44 I told my teacher "why are the school bathrooms racist"
    He takes a good look at the label and whispers "your stupid"
    I tend to ask stupid questions.

  • Reply Thicc Nicc August 21, 2019 at 7:27 am

    “Somethings up… That paper was never supposed to arrive.”

  • Reply Ruby Herondale August 21, 2019 at 8:33 am

    I've been in a number of cults

  • Reply mike wazowski August 21, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    is anyone want to hang out with me by the quarry and throw things down there?

  • Reply TGH Beast14 August 21, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Creed > Zodiac Killer

  • Reply Mani Cringe August 21, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    *Sigh of disgrace*
    The captions are amazing.
    (Creed’s face is gold right here)

  • Reply Taken_down_Account August 21, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    I love how in 8:36 he points to the same side LMAOOO IM CRYINGGGG

  • Reply Douglas Walden August 21, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Ok they have all the best creed parts except the BEST creed moment: the finale how do you forget the finale?!

  • Reply Will G August 21, 2019 at 10:04 pm


  • Reply Kayla F. August 21, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    w h a t s t h i s a l l b e e n a b o u t ?

  • Reply Kayla F. August 21, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    Then why’d you want to set me up with your daughter?
    I d o n t k n o w

  • Reply Kayla F. August 21, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    L E T S P U T A S M I L E O N T H A T F A CE

  • Reply カツカよもたか August 22, 2019 at 3:20 am

    5:02 creed 😂

  • Reply カツカよもたか August 22, 2019 at 3:20 am

    5:02 creed 😂

  • Reply Alex Ibarra August 22, 2019 at 6:00 am

    My friend told me Creed can’t be my favorite character because he’s not a major character in the show. What does that even mean.

  • Reply R Taurus August 22, 2019 at 10:06 am

    Creed as the joker is just crazy sick good👍👍

  • Reply Robert Maklovitz August 22, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    The best of Creed is when everybody were throwing out and meanwhile he was eating pasta

  • Reply Bri Andoll August 22, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    Finally I found out what creeds job is. He’s a Quality assurance manager. Pause at 11:42 and read his blog.

  • Reply J03L_HI August 22, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    This is one of my favourite moment and idk why: 6:09

  • Reply Alberto Garcia August 23, 2019 at 1:16 am

    "What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can,t beat motorcycles. They,re small and dangerous."

  • Reply Stick war legacy Fan August 23, 2019 at 4:50 am

    Why is no one talking about the captions?

  • Reply Alex Landry August 23, 2019 at 5:04 am

    10:23 the subtitles say * in a retarded accent* 😂😂

  • Reply Alux August 23, 2019 at 5:46 am


  • Reply LEONIDAS 1 August 23, 2019 at 6:19 am

    Touch me and ill sue

  • Reply RbR Lions August 23, 2019 at 10:12 am

    Still feel that creed or Kevin would have been a better joker than Jared leto

  • Reply Soundwave Superior August 23, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    My favorite is when Michael is playing a murder in Savannah with the office to distract them and creed yeets the fuck off.

  • Reply Klassik Gamer August 23, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    2:08 Pam just waves hi.

  • Reply CanIGetAManager August 23, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    I hope they kept it running

  • Reply Victor Batalha August 23, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Stanley`s face at 9:21 always get me.

  • Reply The Memer August 23, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Thank you to the person who made these subtitles

  • Reply Andrewik August 23, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    …and you are the suspect!
    * bolts away at the speed of I'm fucked *

  • Reply Natalie Fannin August 24, 2019 at 12:54 am

    5:23 Oscar just seems impressed lol

  • Reply Azizx27 August 24, 2019 at 4:21 am

    Watching that last scene just reminded me how much they butchered Ryan’s character. Boboddy!

  • Reply jeistar August 24, 2019 at 5:54 am

    9:08 is what you came for

  • Reply Dixie Normis August 24, 2019 at 6:37 am

    lol the first scene sums up Creed’s entire personality in 30 seconds

    – Calls Angela “Andrea”
    – Introduces himself to Meredith even though they have sat right across from each other for years
    – Proceeds to finish off Angela’s breakfast

    Creed to the best minor character of any story fictional or non-fictional.


  • Reply Dixie Normis August 24, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Idk how the actors/actresses can keep a straight face while filming…. They probably had to take 2,500 takes. The fucking Strike, Scream, and Run steps is god damn fhnnn

  • Reply Denis K August 24, 2019 at 7:03 am

    Imagine Creed and Ron Swanson having a debate 😀

  • Reply Saptak Banerjee August 24, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Fuck Ryan man. He should've showed Creed how to run a blog.

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